I LOVE Cuchini and So Will All You Ladies

Wow,

My confidence level just went up  a notch.  Never have I seen anything so perfect and the name couldn't be more fitting.   I want the world to know about CUCHINI.

Let the camel toe disappear ... forever!   All you need is the Cuchini Pad.

According to the Cuchini website

It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe." As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today's world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be a hot topic... it's not to the gal sporting it!

And I, for one, LOVE ..it!

Vanessa Hudgens Must Be Handicapped

Vanessa Hudgens of course is that sexy bitch from those Disney movies, and yesterday she was caught parking in an alleged handicapped spot (they should mark these better).

I get mad when unattractive people do that, but in this case I agree with the hot teenager who is constantly taking and texting naked pictures of herself. I really admire the way she stands up to those god damed elderly. If you think about it, they need the exercise more than healthy people, so their spots should be as far away as possible. It’s part of Vanessas tough love program. She’s an amazing lady!

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Tom Cruise Rips Into Robert Pattinson

The Tom Cruise/Robert Pattinson promo for the MTV Movie Awards is pretty hilarious. This might actually help rehabilitate Cruise's limp career of late.

Tom plays Les Grossman, the fat, bald producer from Tropic Thunder who shouts at Pattinson when he tells Cruise he's thinking of washing his hair for the show.

"Your filthy hair made you a star! Your filthy hair sent my fat-ass kid to Space Camp four times!"

Check it out

Courteney Cox Has Some 'Splaining To Do

Courteney Cox recently won the 2010 Lucy Award for her achievements in acting.

She spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about her career.

"So many good things have happened in my career when I least expected them to. Who knew that a Bruce Springsteen video would lead to a role on Family Ties and that to the sleeper hit Ace Ventura, which probably helped land me the role on Friends?"

"The biggest challenge during the heart of Friends was the occasional invasion of privacy by the paparazzi. But even that helped inspire Dirt! My main focus after
Friends was wanting to play characters that were nothing like Monica. And I wanted to learn everything I could about producing, which led to the formation of [Cox's production company] Coquette."

"I wish I could take credit for plotting and planning my career, but there's a lot of luck involved. I guess it's important to be prepared when you do get those big breaks."

Congrats to our favorite Cougar. Rarr!

Michael Jackson's Dad Gets Zero

According to the News of the World, Michael Jackson has left each of his kids $33 million but with strict conditions.

That works out to about 40% of the estimated $300 million estate. Another 40% went to his mom and the last 20% went to charity.

The kids get full control of MJ's money by age of 40.

On the other hand Jackson's dad and siblings got a big fat zero of his fortunes.

A family insider said "Michael had his fallings out with his father and brothers but, being the generous soul he was, it's almost unbelievable he left them with nothing. Michael's mother and his children were the dearest thing to him in his life, so he made sure that they would benefit when he died."

Damn - I wish I was one of those fake kids he pretended to actually father - which of course no one believed because first off they look nothing like MJ but more so because it was difficult to imagine Michael with a woman, let alone penetrating one. Eee hee hee.

Beatles Surrender To The Void

Paul McCartney was asked, by The Daily Telegraph, about the role drugs played in the Beatles' work and he replied "um, er, probably quite important. It was a development thing."

"It's difficult - I think the answer is quite. It certainly made us stretch further than we might otherwise, from Rubber Soul onwards. But I have the problem now - now that things have got a bit out of control - of not wanting to be seen advocating it. ’Cos we did some pretty good work before that, as well. It's not a requirement."

I don't dispute they did classic work before drugs, but it sure as hell pushed their music to a new, more sophisticated level.  Just listen to "Tomorrow Never Knows" for a taste of it. The lyrics - the music - makes you feel like you're on an acid trip by simply listening to it.

Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.

Gene Simmons Shouts It Out Loud

Gene Simmons has reportedly been cleared of assault allegations.

The Los Angeles County District Attorney has decided not to prosecute the KISS member over an alleged violent altercation involving two other people, says TMZ.

According to the DA's report, there was not enough evidence to continue the case against Simmons, who was accused of choking and threatening Nathan Marlowe and Cynthia Manzo at LA's Grove shopping center last year.

Marlowe has now filed a civil lawsuit against the rocker. The suit claims that "the stress of the incident has impaired his ability to work in a tattoo parlor and to have sex with Cynthia Manzo".

Story courtesy of  Digital Spy

Save Jessica Simpson's Heart

It’s not only tartar build-up and nasty gum diseases you have to worry about. If you don’t brush your teeth twice a day, you’re more likely to develop heart disease, says a new British study.

Someone tell Jessica Simpson.

Earlier this month, the pop singer and sometimes-actress, told Ellen DeGeneres that she brushes her teeth only about three times a week, because she doesn’t like them to “feel too slippery.”
So keep in mind - just because they’re pearly and sheen, it doesn’t mean they’re clean.

“I don’t brush them everyday. I’ll use a shirt or something ... I know it's gross, but I always have fresh breath," she said. Simpson added that she's a big fan of Listerine and floss.

Read the rest of the story on CNN

X-Tina Cancels Summer Tour

Say it ain't so! Christina Aguilera has canceled her 20-date summer tour. I so wanted to see that hot bitch sing!

Her tour promoter, Live Nation, released this statement:

"Christina Aguilera's summer tour has been moved to 2011 due to prior commitments that the singer had made to her film, 'Burlesque,' and to the promotion of her new album, 'Bionic.' The singer felt she needed more time to rehearse the show and with less than a month between the album release and tour dates this wasn't possible."

I sure hope it is for this reason and not because of poor ticket sales as rumors are stating.

Her first single "Not Myself Tonight" didn't even enter the top 20 and everyone said her video was a Lady Gaga ripoff, but I loved it!

What do you think of her video?

Who Will Be The New Spider-Man?

The Spider-Man movie reboot is supposed to happen in 2012 with a new teen-aged Peter Parker. So who will be playing him?

Well, the contenders are Frank Dillane (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", my personal fave Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson And The Olympians), Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot) -

Alden Ehrenreich (Tetro), Andrew Garfield "Red Riding", and Josh Hutcherson (Journey To The Center Of The Earth).

The movie will take Peter Parker back to high school and the story will focus on his dealings with the knowledge that Uncle Ben died because he didn't stop the thief.

Who do you think would look best in tights?

Gary Coleman's Wife, May Have Some Explaining to Do‎

Shannon Price, Gary Coleman's gorgeous widow may have some explaining to do.   She released a statement through her brother at a press conference on Friday.

"We are very grateful for all the wonderful support everyone has been extending to Gary's family. Thousands of emails have poured in to the hospital. This has been so comforting to the family to know how beloved he still is. … Thank you so much for all that you guys have done and for the support and prayers that you guys have given us."

Whatchu [not] talking 'bout Shannon? Why did you have to release a statement through your brother? 

In case you have been living under a rock and have not read this blog, Gary Coleman was involved in an "accidental" slip n fall at his Utah home.  [sounds fishy] This caused a brain bleed.  He was taken to the hospital and put in critical condition, and died after his beautiful wife, Shannon pulled the plug.

Bieber - You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Is the pressure starting to get to Justin Bieber or does he need to go to charm school?

Apparently while on a promo tour in Australia, Bieber cursed at one of the TV people.

TV show host David Koch explains. “Our floor manager was directing him to where he was about to perform and he turned around and said, ‘Don’t ever fucking touch me again.’”

“His audio guy said, ‘Don’t take offense, mate. He tells us that all the time.’”

That's quite the diva attitude. Isn't too early in his career for it to rear its ugly head?

Dennis Hopper, Actor and Iconoclast, Has Died

Actor Dennis Hopper, the Hollywood elder statesman who appeared in such classic movies as Easy Rider and Apocalypse Now, has died.

A Reuters report says the 74-year-old performer died Saturday at his home in Venice, Calif. He had been suffering from prostate cancer.

Hopper appeared extremely frail and bone-thin in recent months.

The celebrated actor, Oscar-nominated filmmaker and noted visual artist rose to fame in mid-century Hollywood as a co-star and friend to rebel icon James Dean.

For decades Hopper's career was erratic due to his unpredictable and defiant behaviour, struggles with substance abuse and reputation as a hellion. However, he eventually settled down and earned a raft of kudos for both his film work as well as for his photos, paintings and sculptures.

His prolific movie credits ranged from early successes such as Rebel Without a Cause and Gunfight at the O.K. Corral to the 1960s classics Cool Hand Luke and Easy Rider (which Hopper starred in, directed and won wide acclaim for co-writing), to later hits like Apocalypse Now, Rumble Fish, Blue Velvet and Hoosiers.

Story Courtesy of CBC

50 Cent Is A Shiny 25 cent

Andre Charles aka RuPaul, Dave Chapelle  Curtis James Jackson III  aka 50 cent is taking his acting career seriously losing more than 50 lbs to star as a football player who is suffering from cancer.    What is 50's secret that helped him lose all this weight in just nine weeks?  Jenny Craig  A liquid diet and running on a treadmill three hours a day.

This time it was a lot tougher for me," the 6-foot-tall rapper said

"I had to discipline myself not ... to actually have myself be in the physical state to convey the energy I felt. It's a passion project for me.  I was starving,”  he said, adding that now he is back on tour, “I’ve been eating. I’ll be back in shape in no time!”

And what about all his tattoos?

 “I took ‘em off. I’ve been on a few acting projects and they been making me get up… My call time is four hours before the regular acting talent because of the tattoos.”

50 cent now looks a shocking 25 cent.  I'm sure along with his new movie and the recent press surrounding his dramatic weight loss, 50 cent will drop a new CD.  

 

50 cents is one of the music world’s richest performers with an estimated fortune of $440 million in 2008.

 

 

True Blood and The Gays of our Lives

Tw-Tw-Tw-What?  Vampire Bill and Sam? This looks delicious.  Is Sam gonna get sodomized by vampire c*ck?  Where is Jason Stackhouse? Will Vampire Bill convince Jason to get in on the action as well? And what about poor Sookie.   What will she think when Vampire Bill tells her he would rather be sooking other men?
 
True Blood is about to get gayer this season!   I bet you all the gays will be stroking a stiff one on June 13 when Season 3 premiers.  I cun't wait!!!

Goodbye Arnold - Celebs Tweet

Gary Coleman:  Celebrities Tweet

John Stamos wrote:
"mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be actors. r.i.p. gary"


Lisa Ling:
"Goodbye Arnold."

Mario Lopez: "Thoughts and prayers go out to Gary Coleman's family. I knew Gary and grew up loving 'Arnold Jackson.' Part of my childhood is gone... sad.


Janet Jackson:
"I'm at a loss for words upon learning of Gary Coleman's passing. I want to remember him as the fun, playful, affectionate man he was. He has left a lasting legacy. I know he is finally at peace."


Paula Abdul:
"I am so sorry to hear the sad news about Gary Coleman. My heartfelt condolences go out to his entire family."


Kim Kardashian:
"Oh wow, Gary Coleman passed away! My prayers go out to his family."


Fred Durst:
"Rest in peace Gary Coleman. He provided hours on entertainment to all of us kids in the '80s."


Alyssa Milano:
"Rest in peace, Gary Coleman."


Nicky Hilton:
"RIP Gary Coleman"


Holly Robinson Peete:
"Rest With Angels Gary Coleman xoxo. RIP No more pain"


Jamie Kennedy:
"Wen I did BOWFINGER, Gary Coleman was the security guard. A pop icon and here he was a damn security guard. He was humble and sweet. Sad"


Mark Hoppus:
"I hope that in heaven Gary Coleman finds the peace that eluded him on Earth, and finally discovers what Willis was talking about."


Serena Williams:
"My heart goes out to Gary Coleman's FAMILY."

Melody Thornton, (PCD)
RIP Gary Coleman... Wow! I can't believe it


Eliza Dushku:
"Bless & rest his soul."

R.I.P Arnold!

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Phil Spector Produces CD For Wife?

How did music producer Phil Spector manage to work on his wife's CD while serving a life sentence, with no chance of parole until 2028, for the second-degree murder of unknown actress Lana Clarkson?

I'm not sure, but his trailer-trash wannabe Britney Spears wife claims he did it before he went to prison last year. Not that it matters or that it's going to be a hit, but people are doubtful if he really produced it. When did he have the time?

I can just picture him with his "To Do" list. Let's see - kill Lana Clarkson - check. Try to hide it - check. Get caught - check. Murder trial - check. Produce nagging wife's crappy music - check. Go to jail - check.

A friend of Spector, Steve Escobar, said "she has a strong drive to be a pop singer. "Since I’ve known him (Phil) in 2004, he would say she was going off to do her songs. … I asked him, 'Are you working on it?' He said, 'No, I just go in and listen once in a while and give my critique.'"

Rachelle replied "people are going to say what they’re going to say. This was my husband’s idea -- several years into my husband’s and my relationship."

The songs produced on her own label, Genius4Ever, are available for digital downloads on June 8 and the CD itself, "Out of My Chelle," will be sold online starting July 20. I just cun't wait.

Dexter: Julie Benz Resurrected

With a key character making a dramatic exit at the end of Dexter’s fourth season, it’s no surprise that there’s potential for another female lead to join the cast. Just the other day, EW’s Michael Ausiello reported that Julie Benz signed on to reprise her role as Dexter’s late wife, Rita, in the new season. How she’ll reappear we don’t know, but it’s certainly exciting to hear she’ll return in any capacity.

The details are sparse for the new addition as well. All we know is that Julia Stiles “is in advanced talks to play a major, top secret role.” Rita’s sister? Maybe. A new love interest for Dexter? Maybe. The one possibility you can rule out is Stiles going John Lithgow on us and delivering a Trinity Killer-like character. Chip Johanneseen, the new showrunner, explained, “We’re not going to have a single Big Bad this season.” He added, “We don’t want to try and top John Lithgow, so we’re going to change up the forces that Dexter’s going to be dealing with.”

As someone who’s not really into the whole Bourne thing, it feels as thought Stiles has been off the radar for a quite a while. Minus that series, the last thing I can remember seeing her in is The Omen and well, that one I could have done without. With little coming her way on the big screen, joining the cast of a critically acclaimed and beloved show like Dexter could really be a smart move. However, the pressure will really be on. This is clearly going to be a pivotal year for Dexter. Season four rapped up in a big way and fans will expect season five to kick off strong.

Story Courtesy of Shockya

Perez Hilton Claims Buyout a Publicity Stunt. Wanna Buy MotherChuck?

ZackTaylor.ca, TheDirty.com, and the parent company of HotOrNot.com, recently placed a bid to buyout PerezHilton.com, and unfortunately, Perez says he doesn't want our combined $20 million offer!!

In an interview with US Weekly Magazine earlier this week:

US: There are reports you're getting ready to sell your blog for $20 million. Would you do that to enter to music business full time? 


No. What's so funny about that is that it was clearly a pathetic publicity stunt by these two competing gossip blogs, and the media got tricked into believing it and picking it up as a story. I'm kind of flattered that people want to use me for press, it means I'm relevant. I don’t want to sell, because [blogging] is not a job for me, and I don't know what I'd do without it.

The funny thing is that we were 100% serious about this offer, and I personally find the way Perez responded publicly to our business inquiry to be very ignorant, and a poor reflection of his character / brand... Maybe he should have done some research on everything for once, or contacted our lawyers, before jumping to conclusions. 

Hopefully he won't regret turning down this once-in-a-lifetime deal!!
 
Story Courtesy of Zacktaylor.ca
 
Well, if ZackTaylor.ca, TheDirty.com is looking for an up and coming blog to buy - here we are.  Check us out.  Unlike Perez Hilton, we can be bought and for a quarter of the price :)
 
Sincerely, MotherChuck

HEIDI MONTAG AND SPENCER PRATT ARE CALLING IT QUITS!!

Somebody get Judge Wapner out of retirment and back to the people's court.   Another celebrity dream romance is down the tubes.   I am shocked to hear that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are pretending to be over. 

Heidi's rep. confirmed the news earlier today,

"Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career. It wasn't just a sudden thing."

Earlier in the week Heidi twatted:

"I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag."

This shit isn't real.  I'm sure this is just another publicity stunt.  These are the same psycho twits that staged a fake wedding over a year ago on their boring tv series, The Hills.   Way to extend your 15 minutes, Mr & Mrs. Pratt.

Alicia Keys Is Preggie

Alicia Keys is in a motherhood state of mind: She's pregnant with her first child.

The Grammy Award-winning R&B singer has been dating producer Swizz Beatz, who has written hits for Beyonce, Jay-Z and others. They're engaged to be married at a private ceremony later this year.

Representatives for the couple confirmed the news Thursday night.

Keys last year teamed up with Jay-Z for a hit song about New York called "Empire State of Mind." She's among a string of international artists slated to perform at a June 10 concert to mark the start of the World Cup soccer tournament in South Africa.

Beatz has been married before and has two sons.

Story courtesy of  JAM!

Tiger Woods Cun't date?

Despite their imminent divorce, it is being reported that Tigers Woods' legal team told him he cun't date other women until his split is finalized.

Helllllooooo -  Who are they trying to kid?  Tiger was not dating these women to begin with.  He was fuckin!   He was being considered for the "Legendary Crown Award" for fucking women and a lot of them too.    This mofo needs skank and kink.  His track records speaks for itself.   There is no taming this horny cat.   Tiger is heading to divorce court  whether he keeps it in his pants or keeps on fucking!  

OOPs, I just re-read the article posted here.  My apologies! I misinterpreted what his lawyers were saying.  Tiger is not allowed to date, they say nothing about him hiring hookers and fuckin them for a good time.   Sorry!

Ronan Keating Joins The Club

Boyzone singer Ronan Keating is the latest member of the cheaters club.

This news came out when the couple announced they were separating after 12 years of marriage.

A source claimed the break-up happened after Ronan fessed up to screwing around with a stripper dancer. "Ronan is praying the separation is only that and doesn't translate into a divorce. He is desperate to make amends."

He is reportedly living in a hotel after his wife threw his cheating ass out of their mansion.

Don't celebs ever learn. How about if everyone in this club creates a handbook on how they all got caught so that future members could learn from their mistakes.

Boyzone - "No Matter What"

What'choo Talkin' 'bout Willis? **UPDATE** GARY COLEMAN IS DEAD

***UPDATE****

Gary Coleman died today of a brain hemorrhage at Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo and the Diff'rent Strokes curse continues.

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42-year-old former child actor Gary Coleman underwent emergency surgery in a Provo, Utah hospital after he suffered a head injury that reportedly occurred from a fall.

Coleman is listed in critical condition and his brother-in-law has revealed that he was transported from his home in Utah to a hospital at 12:50 P.M. ET on Wednesday, according to
MTV.com.

Coleman has experienced numerous
health-related problems over the past several months, but it is unknown if the prior incidents are related to his current condition.

Coleman suffered a seizure three months ago during an interview with The Insider and he received medical assistance from Dr. Drew of VH1's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew before paramedics showed up to provide him with further treatment.

In January, the former child actor was hospitalized for what was believed to be a seizure. Coleman was born with failed kidneys and he is required to receive
dialysis on a regular basis to treat his condition.

Randy Kester, his attorney, announced during the fall of 2009 that his client underwent heart surgery as a result of complications that surfaced due to pneumonia.

Coleman is most famous as an entertainer for his role as Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes from 1978-1986. He was involved in a famous court case 17 years ago in which he regained a portion of his earnings from his
business advisers and parents who were found guilty of misappropriating his finances.

Story courtesy of  CD Insight

Is Tom Cruise Dead?

Apparently, there must not be a lot going on in the entertainment industry today if rumors have been circulating that Tom Cruise is dead.  Not True.  Why? 

Quite simply put: considering how big of a star this man is (Top Gun rules!) there no way possible that only columnists from smaller (or unheard of) companies would have this information first.

Let's face it, Tom Cruise is so famous that CNN, The LA Times, and
then Entertainment Tonight would release that information.  Again, only if it were true. 

So fans can rest assured knowing that the star of Top Gun, Vanilla Sky, and Mission Impossible is alive and probably well considering her has a lovely wife and beautiful daughter to see every day.

Story courtesy of  Examiner.com

Peter Andre A Free Man

Peter Andre enjoys being free to date men whomever he wants after divorcing big tittied Katie Price aka Jordan.

New magazine basically asked him if he's enjoying fucking other men women to which Peter answered "yeah, I must admit, it is a nice feeling. I like the fact that the only commitment I have is to my kids."

"But I don't take advantage of it to the point where I'm out on the pull all the time. I'm not trying to make out like I'm a saint, but that kind of thing just isn't me." Of course it isn't you Peter *wink wink*.

We know - you want to keep it on the down-low on account of your kids so we'll play along.

Miley Cyrus' Toxic Jewelry

Wal-Mart stores have removed Miley Cryus' jewelry line after finding out that they contain a toxic I'm slipping under metal that may cause cancer if ingested.

Here's the statement they released:

“In the absence of any U.S. cadmium standard, we voluntarily adopted the British Standard Safety of Toys — Part 3, the only standard in the world for cadmium in children’s products, and applied it to children’s jewelry. Wal-Mart was an industry leader in adopting this standard and applying it to children’s jewelry and several other product lines. We shared this new Wal-Mart standard for children’s jewelry with our suppliers, and mandate that they adhere to it and they must conduct tests to verify that they do. Children’s jewelry products manufactured after April 9, 2010 must meet this Wal-Mart standard to be sold in our stores. We also reviewed children’s jewelry manufactured before April 9 and found that most conformed to our new Wal-Mart standard. We voluntarily withdrew the few products that did not. As we have always done, if customers raise new concerns, we evaluate the products involved and take appropriate action.

The Miley Cyrus and Max Azria line is not for children. It is sold in our ladies apparel section and it was designed for and marketed to older audiences. However, it is possible that a few younger consumers may seek it out in stores. Miley Cyrus and Max Azria jewelry is not intended for children, but as part of our unwavering commitment to protecting the safety of children, we are removing all of the jewelry from sale while we investigate its compliance with our children’s jewelry standard.

Miley Cyrus, Max Azria and Wal-Mart stand together in the belief that the safety of our customers is absolutely a top priority.”

Miley - I know you probably just endorse anything without a thought, but you might want to look into things a little deeper before putting your name on them. Now I know you're just a beauty high school dropout with no desire to go to college, but you should have your agents and lawyers read those big words to you and explain what they mean.

SATC's Cynthia Nixon Shows Off Her New Hair Extensions

Please let Jesus be a Flowbee in the hands of Rojo Caliente, because those pieces of ginger polyester in Cynthia Nixon's hair are making me want to switch religions. Those kids behind Mrs. Rojo are trying not to laugh out loud, because they know if they do a Home Depot will drop on top of them. That is also why I'm trying to be as nice as possible to Mrs. Rojo, but it's the most difficult thing I've ever done (hit me with a "dramatic faggotry" stamp) in my life!!!!!

Why did Cynthia have to leave her hotel looking she was just rejected from a casting call for The Real Housewives of Orange County? That vein on her forehead is trying to pop itself so it can bleed all over that low-budget clip-on mess. Hopefully, Rojo's love volcano will eat those extensions up when Cynthia is kissing on it later tonight. That shit needs to be sacrificed.

On a positive note, at least the giant black cloud (aka the reviews for SATC2) hovering over My Little Pony Parker's head took a little attention off of Cynthia's tragic situation.

Story Courtesy of Dlisted

Did Scorcese And Uma Lose Money In Investment Fraud?

Kenneth Starr, a New York investment adviser to celebrities such as movie director Martin Scorcese and actor Uma Thurman, was arrested by U.S. agents on Thursday on charges of running an alleged investment fraud of as much as $30 million, prosecutors said.

The criminal complaint said that since at least January 2008 through April 2010, "Starr marketed his services as an accountant and financial adviser to clients, gained control over millions of dollars belonging to his clients, and then misappropriated millions of dollars of his clients' assets for his own personal use, including to purchase himself a new, multimillion-dollar residence" worth $7.5 million.

Starr, whose client list includes Scorcese, Thurman and celebrity photographer Annie Leibowitz, according to NBC News in New York, was expected to make an initial appearance in court later on Thursday on charges of wire fraud, investment adviser fraud and money laundering.

Read the full story at  Yahoo News

Forbes Ranks Top "American Idol" Earners

According to a Forbes ranking of the top earning “Idol” contestants, the music market is pretty well saturated with almost 100 "Idol" alumni and the odds are against this season’s winner raking in the dough.


Last year’s winner, Kris Allen, sold only 300,000 copies of his album, and if ratings and vote tallies are any indication, fans may have moved beyond voting for their favorites with their wallets.

Neither Bowersox nor DeWyze is expected to do as well as No. 1 on the Forbes list, Carrie Underwood.

The publication, which ranked "Idol" stars according to earnings made from June 2009 to May 2010, says the country singer raked in $13 million, making her the most financially successful artist launched from the show.

Coming in a close second was season one champ Kelly Clarkson, whose millions of records sold plus a successful tour helped her garner $11.7 million over the past year. Third place finisher on the list is Chris Daughtry, who earned $10.2 million.

Not too shabby for the man who finished fourth on season five of the show behind that year’s winner Taylor Hicks, who didn’t even rank on the Forbes list.

Story Courtesy of CNN

Supermodel To The Rescue?

Naomi Campbell may be subpoenaed to testify against former Liberian president Charles Taylor, who faces numerous counts of war crimes and crimes against humanity.

Taylor apparently used blood diamonds for personal gains and for arms purchases for the Revolutionary United Front (RUF) rebels in Sierra Leone.

Supermodel work- work it girl Naomi Campbell allegedly received blood diamonds as a gift from Taylor in 1997.

Campbell, apparently scared for her safety, has always denied receiving them and declined to speak about it or voluntarily testify. However she may soon have no choice, if subpoenaed.

But if you think you've seen the badass side of Campbell, just try to take away those diamonds. The claws will come out like Wolverine's and believe me there will be blood on the dance floor. Ain't no way she's letting go of those babies!

American Idol Winner Is Not Crystal?????

Ok, what the hell just happened?  I thought tonight's decision should've been a no brainer after all Crystal Bowersox wiped Lee Dewyze's butt with her killer performances last night.  So how did that translate into her losing the American Idol title???

I just cun't understand it.  There's a foul odor in the air and it sure smells of a fix.

Do you think Crystal was robbed of her title?

Janet Jackson on American Idol

This just in ...

Janet Jackson performed some boring song on American Idol before lip syncing to the tune of her hit NASTY.    Paula Abdul was in the audience, creaming herself with excitement,  as she watched  Ms. Janet sporting her original ass size and busting the moves she once choreographed back in the 80's.

Video of Ms. Janet's performance to follow

Update: Video Performance - Latoya Jackson "gonna get rocked" Janet Jackson on American Idol

Madonna New American Idol Judge?

The Simon Cowell era is over and I'm sure the American Idol will now be over too. I know I only watched the show for Simon, so its funny to hear who they'll replace the popular judge with. Rumors first had Howard Stern taking over, which would've been amazing, but now that Howard has shot that rumor down himself, a new one pops up.

Madonna is now rumored to replace Simon Cowell on Idol.

A source told The Sun newspaper: "Simon is going to leave a gaping hole. Not only is he an expert, he's also a big star in the States. Everyone agrees Madge would be great and they want her as a full-time judge. But if that fails they'd at least like her as a mentor."

I think you'd be happy to even have her make a brief appearance on the show, let alone judge for it. I could throw out any number of rock star names just to start a rumor. Let's see - Paul McCartney, Bruce Springteen, Bono, Beyonce, and Britney Spears. And what do they all have in common with Madonna. None of them will be an American Idol judge.

Daniel Craig gay? - Actor spotted kissing a guy?

Daniel Craig has sparked bisexual rumors. According to the National Enquirer, the 007 star was spotted kissing a guy on May 15th at Roosterfish bar in Venice.

"It was definitely Daniel Craig, and he was most certainly making out with a guy," claims an onlooker in the parking lot. "Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth passionate French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy's head in his hands and pulled him in for the kiss!"

When Daniel saw he was being watched, the witness claims he "immediately broke away from the guy. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it."

"When Daniel and his friend walked in, they looked like any other upscale gay couple checking out the scene.
He rubbed Daniel's leg and shoulder while they talked, and Daniel didn't seem to mind.

At first, I thought Daniel may have come in with his gay friend to check out the live music. But when they started dancing together, I thought, 'This is more than just two friends out for drinks.'"

Story courtesy of  TheBosh.com

Zac Efron ...Where You Get Them Jeans?

Zac Efron .... Where you get them Jeans?

The look is dead!  It's TIRED.   Enough with the skater, low rise, skinny leg jeans already!  Change them up every now and then.

Sarah Palin Is A Hypocrite!

I'm so sorry these days for The Onion, because satire in these times simply can't compete with reality. Case in point: read this headline from TPM about the "Drill, Baby, Drill" Woman.

Palin accuses Obama of being in bed with Big Oil

Seriously, have these people no shame? No sense of irony? No memory? Here's Sarah on May 14th:

"We need to keep drilling because if we don't drill for a year, we're going to be more and more reliant on foreign countries that have even less stringent environmental standards," Palin told ABC News.

Oh, by the way, here's Sarah's record on regulation of Big Oil when she was Governor of Alaska:

Oil and gas drilling. Palin has supported oil and gas drilling plans anywhere in Alaska, including in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, the central Arctic, the entire Arctic Ocean, and in fish-rich Bristol Bay and Cook Inlet. On her watch, regulation and government oversight of Alaska oil facilities is terribly lacking, and she has declined to establish a citizens' advisory council to provide more effective public oversight of the expanding oil and gas operations in Arctic Alaska. [...]

Exxon Valdez oil spill damages. Palin refuses to push Exxon to pay the government for the unanticipated environmental injuries from the disastrous 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill. Almost 20 years later, the private case is still unresolved and the governments likewise have yet to collect full payment from Exxon. Shortly before Palin took office in 2006, the governments presented Exxon with a demand to pay $92 million for this additional environmental damage, but her administration has since not pressed the issue nor taken Exxon to court to collect the money. Meanwhile, Exxon reaps record profits from Alaska.

Stunning hypocrisy isn't it?

The woman who still wants more off shore drilling (despite the fact it will not significantly reduce the cost of gasoline to the US consumer), who agreed that de-regulation of Big Oil was what was needed when she was running for Vice President ion 2008, the woman who was Big Oil's BFF in Alaska when she was governor, now says Obama is in bed with BP?

I guess she's just a comedian like Rush Limbaugh. And just like him she's not a very good one. But as a self-parodist? Elle est magnifique!

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CoCo is ... TWAT of the Day

Ice-T must be so proud of his wife because she is one CLASSY lady!

Coco is coo-coo for cocco, Twats:

"Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them".

This child will have this image following her the rest of her life.  Let's hope she doesn't fall deeper in the crack of her huge tits and suffocate.  

Coco you are truly MotherChuck's twat of the day!

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PREACH IT! Broadway flips Newsweek the bird, hires Sean Hayes for Tonys

The entertainment business isn’t quite through delivering its prolonged stick-it to Newsweek magazine. Monday, the Tony Awards people tapped Sean Hayes to host their big show June 13, indicating once again -- in so many words -- that Newsweek writers have no clue what acting is all about, and they should just shut it already.

Something tells us that Ramin Setoodeh -- who wrote the original self-hating anti-gay screed that started it all -- will not be scoring a backstage press pass.

As for Hayes, the actor, who is himself up for a Tony for his role in the revival of “Promises, Promises,” Sean Hayes has chosen -- for now, anyway -- to ignore the obvious elephant on the stage. In a statement, he said only, “I am absolutely thrilled to be hosting the Tony Awards. As the new guy on Broadway, it’s an honor to be included in the established alumni.”

Still, we hold out some hope that Hayes will stand up to Setoodeh personally instead of letting friends like costar Kristin Chenoweth speak for him; there’s always the opening monologue, after all.

Is the selection of Hayes overkill? Maybe. And handing Hayes a Tony just because Newsweek beat up on him certainly wouldn’t serve anyone’s interest. (The New York Times said Hayes’ “emotions often seem pale to the point of colorlessness.... And his relationship with Ms. Chenoweth’s Fran feels more like that of a younger brother than a would-be lover and protector.”) But it sure is fun for the rest of us to write about.

Besides, Setoodeh himself still doesn’t seem to get it. He defended his original piece in a follow-up column, essentially insisting that commenters twisted his words.

Maybe we should hire Hayes to host the Oscars too. And the Kids' Choice Awards, and the Razzies, and the Emmys ...

Story courtesy of  LA Times

John Travolta & Kelly Preston Will Be Proud Grandparents To Twins

John Travolta must have shimmied his hips and jiggled his man chichis extra hard during the Scientology fertility ritual, because Star Magazine is saying that Kelly Preston has two adorable Xenulings growing in her womb. Kelly and John already confirmed that they are expecting, but they didn't say anything about her hatching twin boys.


A source claims that John's sperm thetans get stage fright when they see a real-life labia, so Kelly conceived through in vitro fertilization. The source added, “They were ecstatic when they thought they were having just one baby. Now that there will be two, they can barely contain their happiness!”

Well, John and Kelly better scream for joy while they can, because the Church of Mork calls for a silent birth. That's going to be interesting. John will have to bite onto one of Tommy Girl's butt plugs so he doesn't awake the theatans on his twin boys by screeching in excitement. John will freak out thinking about all the tap dance numbers he can choreograph for the three of them. I hope those boys like sequined sailor outfits.

And Suri better send the Travolta Twins a message telekinetically letting them know that John is their father, so they don't wail in terror after seeing his face for the first time.

Story Courtesy of Dlisted

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough Win DWTS

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough were crowned the winners of this season's Dancing with the Stars.  Derek couldn't be more happier!   Nicole was happy for about a minute and then used her win to whore out her new single,  "Nobody Can Change Me" which quickly hit the airwaves immediately after her win.

According to ryanseacrest.com,

Scherzinger said her single is, " is an empowering [and uplifting] song. In short, the single reminds you to know who you are and own who you are!" And you can listen to it at her website hernameisnicole.com

I heard the song.  I'm not impressed.  It really sucks! It's repetitive and a little to fake uplifting.  Let's hope she sluts it up for the video and looks eye candy H-O-T.  

And in regards to the PussyCat Dolls, she said, 

"we're looking for new members right now but the music Im focusing on [right now] is my own music. I never left the Pussycat Dolls, Im still PCD for life but Im working on my own album right now."

This is Nicole Scherzinger's second attempt at a solo career. Her first CD was shelved because it sucked as well.  Nicole, you made a good choice to stick with the Pussycat Dolls.  A solid back up plan to fall back on is always wise!  Your solo career may have to wait, again.

Kendra Wilkinson Co-Star Justin Frye

This is the pig Kendra made the sex video with?  I hope Justin Frye was in better shape when he was fucking her.  His gut is a little too flabby for my taste.  I can see why he apparently only received $100,000 for the video while Kendra has the potential to make up to 50% of sales.

Jesse James: I threw away a "pretty amazing life and marriage"

In Jesse James' first television interview since his split from Sandra Bullock, the Monster Garage star says he ruined a good thing.


"I took a pretty amazing life and marriage and threw it away," James says in a clip from an interview airing on ABC's Nightline on Tuesday, May 25 at 11:35/10:35c.

In the interview, James admits to cheating on Bullock and acknowledges that his actions have made him "the most hated man in the world." The 41-year-old also gets so emotional during the interview that he asks to take a break.

Shortly after Bullock won an Oscar for her performance in The Blind Side, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee claimed that she had an affair with James. In April, Bullock filed for divorce. James recently returned from a treatment facility he entered to deal with "personal issues."


Story courtesy of  KCBA.com

Bieber Repersentin'

I know sometimes Justin Bieber can be a bit of a wigger and he does way too much posturing but this skinny pasty white-ass kid can definitely not be mistaken for a black entertainer.  So how did BET, which celebrates African Americans and other minorities in music, acting, sports and other fields of entertainment, sneak a nomination in for Bieber? Ratings perhaps?

The BET awards will be held on June 27.

Joe Jonas Is A Pussy!

It was reported that Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato broke up and according to Perez Hilton, a source claims that Joe, who is 20, had his dad call Lovato to break things off!

What a wuss!  He got daddy to break it off for him?  Does he get mommy and daddy to do everything for him??

Man up Joe - grow some balls and take care of your own matters.