V the new Generation

Wow, the government must have money to burn!   $250 million dollars is being spent to educate teens from sticking their jack … in the box!  The program named “Title V” promotes NO fucking until you’re married. Title V believes abstinence prevents teens from having bastard kids popping all over the place and of course protecting them from vaj herpes, syphilis, crabs and all those other nasty and life threatening diseases.

Now I am not here to support teen fucking however Title V sounds like a Sue Grafton Novel. If I were Sue, I’d get my ass in gear and write the next installment to her alphabet soup Kinsey Millhone Mysteries series. I’d call this book "V is for Va jay jay".  The story would revolve around the main character Kinsey Millhone trying to solve the mystery behind the horny group of teens fucking in the year 2010. I’d also bring back some other popular characters like Mike and Carol Brady. They would be pleading Greg’s innocents in the whole "fucking" scandal, just like in the episode of the Brady Bunch where Greg swore to his mother Carol and Mrs. Cock Johnson that the cigarettes that came from his jacket were her son Tommy’s.