Saturday, March 27, 2010

SHA L O N G

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For those of you who don't know SHALONG ...

Shalong is defined as "a fucking huge donkey dick" according to the world of  ghetto ebonics.
                      "Niggah, yo fuckin shalong is pokin' outa yo fuckin pants"

I must ask:  What's the deal with lesbians and dildos?   Now, I don't mean to offend but I need clarity.

I was in my local adult store the other day shopping around for some new kinky toys when I overheard some women talking and excited  about getting home to have some fun.  As I glanced over, I noticed these two manly butchy lesbians clutching this huge black [sha]long snake-looking dildo and not wanting to let it go.  I thought to myself wouldn't a dick suffice? This black dildo looked bigger and harder than any dick I've ever seen.    I mean if shalong is on your mind why not hookup with a regular Maxx Phukzalot or a Ricky Dangler?

So, I am curious ...

Why is it every time I watch porn and see two lesbians doing the nasty, it seems that the lez using the dildo on her partner is doing more moaning and screaming than the one who has that thing inside her.   Am I missing something here? Am I naive in believing that true lesbianism is not about a good muffmunching?

Lesbians of the world, please help me understand! This inquisitive mind wants to know!


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