Talk to Dolphins with an iPad?

Merlin the dolphin is learning to use an iPad to facilitate communication between man and the dolphins of the sea.

Dolphin research scientist, Jack Kassewitz of SpeakDolphin introduced the iPad to Merlin the dolphin in the first steps towards building a language interface.



“The use of the iPad is part of our continuing search to find a suitable touch screen technology which the dolphins can activate with the tip of their rostrums or beaks. After extensive searching and product review, it looks like our choice is between the Panasonic Toughbook and the Apple iPad” Kassewitz explained.

This is truly amazing shit! I always wanted to swim with dolphins and now to be able to communicate with them is a total dream. Scientists should waste more money to teach these dolphins to use a blackberry too. Can you just imagine that? Here's my blackberry pin - 2745CD85F - Perhaps we can bbm too, one day.

Flashback

I felt like I was in a purple haze when I heard that Microsoft introduced its rehashed new Kin phones.   Kin, if you haven't heard, is the new black 2003, which is the last time I saw these clunky looking phones. I was so disoriented, I even checked my calendar to make sure it really was 2010.

Doesn't this old new phone look like the Blackberry 7230 from seven years ago?

Microsoft you really didn't outdid yourself this time. The Kin One is so -- ummm -- plain and uninspiring.

If you aren't even going to try, why bother putting this crap out?  Which phone is this supposed to compete with?

Actually, I think I know the answer to that question.  None of them.  Because nobody is going to buy this FAIL.

Microsoft, you're tired!  If Apple is virility, you are impotence. You really need to inject some techno-Viagra into your products, otherwise consider changing your name to Micro-softy. 

I'm Picking Up Good Vibrations

AT&T's slogan "Reach out and touch someone" should be changed to "reach out and touch yourself".

If you're all charged up and can't wait to get home to use your Thumper or Pocket Rocket or you don't want to get caught at custom in airports with a dildo in hand, Toy With Me brings you a different kind of awwww!

It has introduced a new application that turns your Blackberry into a vibrator. There are even different speeds and modes.

So now you can be talking on bluetooth while having a BBO - a Blackberry Orgasm.

I just hope someone now comes out with a Blackberry condom so that there is no fuss no muss.