Britney Dreads Talking Sex With Sons

Pop star Britney Spears' sons are growing up and she is dreading to have a sex talk with them.

'I'm dreading the moment when my sons ask me how babies are made,' contactmusic.com quoted her as saying.

The 28-year-old has two sons - Sean Preston, 4, and three-year-old Jayden James - with her ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Spears, who has had numerous personal problems over the years, including a public break down in 2007, is terrified her kids would want to follow her footsteps into the entertainment business.

'If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30,' she added.

Courtesy of Sify News

Michael Jackson's Dad Gets Zero

According to the News of the World, Michael Jackson has left each of his kids $33 million but with strict conditions.

That works out to about 40% of the estimated $300 million estate. Another 40% went to his mom and the last 20% went to charity.

The kids get full control of MJ's money by age of 40.

On the other hand Jackson's dad and siblings got a big fat zero of his fortunes.

A family insider said "Michael had his fallings out with his father and brothers but, being the generous soul he was, it's almost unbelievable he left them with nothing. Michael's mother and his children were the dearest thing to him in his life, so he made sure that they would benefit when he died."

Damn - I wish I was one of those fake kids he pretended to actually father - which of course no one believed because first off they look nothing like MJ but more so because it was difficult to imagine Michael with a woman, let alone penetrating one. Eee hee hee.