Showing posts with label wedding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wedding. Show all posts

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Moooriah, Is Not On Fire





Old McDonald had a farm ...

                                    e-i-e-i-MOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Is that really you Mariah? What the hell happened to the slutty hot skinny Mariah?

Nick has revealed [again, again, again and again] that they are planning to get married.

"We get married every year! That's our thing. So it's going to be our third wedding this year. That's what we'll be doing on the actual [anniversary]... We'll do something, a party or event, just to celebrate."

Sugar, me thinks Mariah may not be able to recycle the same wedding dress as she does her husband.  She looks like she needs something in a size 12.



Friday, April 23, 2010

Me Me is Starving





Like her little lambs to the slaughter, the always starving-for-attention (certainly not for food) Mariah Carey is dragging boytoy Nick Cannon to renew their vows for a third time and bitch demands and expects to be lavished in jewels.

Poor sap Nick can only say "We get married every year! That's our thing. So it's going to be our third wedding this year. That's what we'll be doing on the actual anniversary... We'll do something... a party or event, just to celebrate. This is the third ring I have to buy. It'll be something different - something good.".
You sound so thrilled Nick - you can hardly contain yourself.

Does no one see the oddness of this? Is everyone around her royal high-ass afraid to say anything. I like how Cannon talks as if it's a normal everyday occurence but something (il diva) tells me he doesn't have much say in this.

Mariah admits "You know what? I guess I am a diva in many ways! (OMG You think??!). When it comes to certain things, yes, I can be difficult and a little bit rigid about what I want. Am I demanding? I don't think I'm demanding enough."  Fuck - the ego on that bitch.

There's a certain pompous arrogance to Mimi continuously having the spotlight turned back on her but she doesn't give a damn.

It's all about Me Me Me! Hmmm now I see where the name Mimi came from.


Reid My Lips Tara





People is reporting that F-list celebrity Tara Reid's wedding is off. Aww - so sad no one even knew she was in a relationship or cared.

"Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials," her rep (like she has a rep - more like herself) told the mag.

She was engaged to businessman Michael Axtmann in January. "Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, 'Congratulations.'" Yeah right. Like anyone gave a shit unless she made it a point of bringing attention to herself. The crowd probably felt obligated to acknowledge them.

I wonder though, why she doesn't say why? Maybe she needed some more plastic surgery on her titties or lipo on her stomach and pawned the ring.


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