David Hasselhoff Drunk Again, Again, Again

The cheeseburger Lothario who hasn't met a bottle of well liquor he didn't fall in love with is back in the hospital after he filled his veins with enough sweet nectar to keep a Lohan family reunion going for at least a couple of hours. And just like a million times before, The Hoff's tortured 17-year-old daughter Hayley is the one who had to drag his drunk ass to the hospital.

A source tells Radar that The Hoff was on a 3-day booze binge before Hayley threw him in her trunk, drove him to the hospital and put his ass on the curb. The source went on to say that The Hoff will continue to deny that he's got a thirst for booze in a bad way, "I'm sure he'll try to deny it this time, too. And that's sad, because it's his daughter who is suffering when she has to take care of him after a bender."

Hayley's mother Pamela is also a major wreck. Pamela is fresh out of jail after spending some time there for violating her DUI probation.

Maybe this is The Hoff and Pamela's way of scaring Hayley off the bottle for life? I don't know, but I do know that if I drank a shot for every time The Hoff was hospitalized with drunkitis, I'd be lying in a bed right next to him. This is not a good look. The Hoff is probably stumbling around the house with vomit chunks hanging onto his nostril hairs and a bottle of Beefeater filled with his own pee pee in his hand. It sounds like a good look on paper, but it isn't.

Story Courtesy of Dlisted

David Hasselhoff Is Forever SNAPPER

Well looks like the HOFF has finally turned an old leaf.  David the drunk is heading back to The Young and the Useless where he will briefly reprise his role as Dr. William "Snapper" Foster, Jr.  Drunk Ass Dave left the over rated show in 1982 to concentrate on his acting career.

Times must be tough for the Hoff!  Remember when his career could do no wrong.   He was Michael Knight with a cool fast car.   Then he got his dream job playing lifeguard Mitch Buchanan. He hung around beautiful Babewatch babes and got to hang out all day at the beach in his sexy red trunks.   I don't think he was ever lucky enough to bang Pamela Anderson however swimming the same waters with her must have given him the best boners of his life. 

It's unfortunate the Hoff's music didn't take off in America but I really wish the Hoff would give his singing career another go.   Looking for Freedom is my favorite song from the moment I heard it.      The Germans were his only real fans who really appreciated Hoff's true talent.  Watch the clip below, you'll understand!