Vince Neil Drunk

Motley Crue singer Vince Neil has been arrested for drunk driving in Las Vegas.

Celebrity website TMZ. com said Neil's car was pulled over late Sunday after a woman told police Neil smashed her camera.

The arrest comes just a week after Neil released his latest album -- Tattoos and Tequila-- featuring cover versions of classic rock songs.

Neil, who split with Motley Crue in 1992 and rejoined in 1997, served jail time in 1986 for drunk driving after a car crash that left a drummer dead.

Story courtesy of The Province

David Hasselhoff Drunk Again, Again, Again

The cheeseburger Lothario who hasn't met a bottle of well liquor he didn't fall in love with is back in the hospital after he filled his veins with enough sweet nectar to keep a Lohan family reunion going for at least a couple of hours. And just like a million times before, The Hoff's tortured 17-year-old daughter Hayley is the one who had to drag his drunk ass to the hospital.

A source tells Radar that The Hoff was on a 3-day booze binge before Hayley threw him in her trunk, drove him to the hospital and put his ass on the curb. The source went on to say that The Hoff will continue to deny that he's got a thirst for booze in a bad way, "I'm sure he'll try to deny it this time, too. And that's sad, because it's his daughter who is suffering when she has to take care of him after a bender."

Hayley's mother Pamela is also a major wreck. Pamela is fresh out of jail after spending some time there for violating her DUI probation.

Maybe this is The Hoff and Pamela's way of scaring Hayley off the bottle for life? I don't know, but I do know that if I drank a shot for every time The Hoff was hospitalized with drunkitis, I'd be lying in a bed right next to him. This is not a good look. The Hoff is probably stumbling around the house with vomit chunks hanging onto his nostril hairs and a bottle of Beefeater filled with his own pee pee in his hand. It sounds like a good look on paper, but it isn't.

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Lindsay's Not Drunk This Minute

Lindsay Lohan and her mom, Dina, seem to be doing the a whore publicity tour of late.  Their latest stop was at The Early Show on Thursday.

I don't think Lindsay could even convince herself when she said "I am a working girl. And, I'm a slut good. And, I'm surrounded by enablers great friends now. You know, I have weed weeded out a lot of people in my life."

When asked if she had any problems with drugs or alcohol, she lied replied "Yes, Yes I do. No, I don't. Yes, Yes I do No, I don't.  I work. And, if I go out with my friends, I am 23 and I am allowed to do drugs and alcohol that."

Twat Of The Day

She can't help herself - Lindsay Lohan has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.

After trying her best Roy Halladay pitch, with a drink at her ex's head, Lohan twatted incoherently "I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour.". So she's only "pretty sure" but that's more than enough proof to attack in her drug hazed world. 

"Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson." Even her typing is slurred. 

"Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl."
To which Samantha Ronson re-twatted "Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets. One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in."