Zac Efron Forced To Kiss His Beard

Ok, you tell me how uncomfortable Zac looked as he "kissed" Vanessa Hudgens. He barely even touched her lips. Was it too icky for him? kissing a girl and all? If he wants to learn what real kissing is like, I could show him. BBM me Zac - I'll be right over.

Zac Efron And His Hag Move In Together

Zac Efron and his beard, Vanessa Hudgens, have moved in together after the fag hag ruined his house to the tune of $200,000 in water damages?!

If that bitch had done that to my house, she not only would be out on her ass but she would owe me that money!
Instead Zac decided to move into her home while they fix his house. The two are apparently testing out how it would be living together as a fake married couple.

Good luck with that. How's Zac going to bring his male companions back home with Vanessa all in his face 24/7. I think this fake marriage may lead to a fake divorce real quick.

Vanessa Hudgens Must Be Handicapped

Vanessa Hudgens of course is that sexy bitch from those Disney movies, and yesterday she was caught parking in an alleged handicapped spot (they should mark these better).

I get mad when unattractive people do that, but in this case I agree with the hot teenager who is constantly taking and texting naked pictures of herself. I really admire the way she stands up to those god damed elderly. If you think about it, they need the exercise more than healthy people, so their spots should be as far away as possible. It’s part of Vanessas tough love program. She’s an amazing lady!

Story courtesy of wwtdd