Zac Efron Forced To Kiss His Beard

Ok, you tell me how uncomfortable Zac looked as he "kissed" Vanessa Hudgens. He barely even touched her lips. Was it too icky for him? kissing a girl and all? If he wants to learn what real kissing is like, I could show him. BBM me Zac - I'll be right over.

Zac Efron And His Hag Move In Together

Zac Efron and his beard, Vanessa Hudgens, have moved in together after the fag hag ruined his house to the tune of $200,000 in water damages?!

If that bitch had done that to my house, she not only would be out on her ass but she would owe me that money!
Instead Zac decided to move into her home while they fix his house. The two are apparently testing out how it would be living together as a fake married couple.

Good luck with that. How's Zac going to bring his male companions back home with Vanessa all in his face 24/7. I think this fake marriage may lead to a fake divorce real quick.

Zac Efron ...Where You Get Them Jeans?

Zac Efron .... Where you get them Jeans?

The look is dead!  It's TIRED.   Enough with the skater, low rise, skinny leg jeans already!  Change them up every now and then.

Zac Efron Loves Bananas

Damn Zac, you really like to eat bananas.  You can really take that banana down your throat to the face!!  


Obviously, Zac knows his way around a girthy peen Bananas.   Zac should be considering other type of film roles with this amazing talent.  You know which film roles I'm talking about, right?  The ones that would suggest "yeah eat that banana....EAT it! mmmm yes, show it who's boss hmmmmmmmmm  [moan]....."