The Cloning of Saddam Hussein

Honey, what's this, what's happening, what's going on here?

Melanie Griffith - kicking addiction to drinking and drugs was like "getting out of prison". Melanie, it looks like you're a new kind of prisoner now. It appears as if you're living with Saddam Hussein. Am I the only one to notice Antonio's resemblance to Saddam? Antonio has joked in the past, he would "threaten their daughter's suitors with a shotgun" but he is taking the [Saddam] persona and look a little to far, unless...

ANTONIO BANDERAS fooled us all these years and he really is Saddam? Or perhaps...

Iraqi scientists succeeded with the mother of all biological challenges - to clone their leader, Saddam Hussein?

Antonio, MotherChuck regrets the look!

Even Melanie and crack is no excuse for looking this bad!

Imagine

This is the funniest shit.

Workers at Carlsburg Brewery in Copenhagen walked off the job because - get this -the company will no longer allow these drunks to drink beer at work all day long!!

Instead the company wants the alkies to restrict their beer guzzling to lunch time only??

Well that's it!

As a fellow drinker and supporter of inebriation, I think I'm going to walk off my job if I'm not also given the chance to get completely shit faced at work each and every day.


In fact, I'm so riled up that I'm going to leave right now! Umm errr never mind. My breaks over. Gotta get back to work.