Chace Crawford Caught With The Good Shit

Chace Crawford might become somebody's purdy purdy prison wife soon! Probably. But not really. TMZ reports that Ed Westwick's lip gloss applier was busted with one singular teensy weensy joint in the parking lot of Ringo's Pub in Plano, Texas a little after 12 this morning. The only thing that's better than getting caught with a little join in the parking lot of Ringo's in Plano is if you're in a Camaro and Skynrd is playing on the AM radio.

A source tells TMZ that Chace was in the car with a friend when cops found the unlit joint. They arrested and charged him with possession of marijuana. Chace paid his bail and now he's freeeee!

When you're giving a beej to a hot piece in the back of a car parked outside of Ringo's and the cops roll up, spit that dick out of your mouth and get rid of that joint! Swallow the joint whole or shove it up your no-no. Doesn't Chace know anything?! But I'll stop yelling at him, because it's obvious that he suffered police brutality.

I mean, look at those 5 o'clock brows. The cops didn't give him a pair of tweezers to clean up his brow situation in the bathroom before taking his mug shot. You can tell Chace is hating life because of it too. There's nothing worse than getting caught with your eyebrow game not in check.

Story Courtesy of Dlisted

Beatles Surrender To The Void

Paul McCartney was asked, by The Daily Telegraph, about the role drugs played in the Beatles' work and he replied "um, er, probably quite important. It was a development thing."

"It's difficult - I think the answer is quite. It certainly made us stretch further than we might otherwise, from Rubber Soul onwards. But I have the problem now - now that things have got a bit out of control - of not wanting to be seen advocating it. ’Cos we did some pretty good work before that, as well. It's not a requirement."

I don't dispute they did classic work before drugs, but it sure as hell pushed their music to a new, more sophisticated level.  Just listen to "Tomorrow Never Knows" for a taste of it. The lyrics - the music - makes you feel like you're on an acid trip by simply listening to it.

Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.

Lindsay's Not Drunk This Minute

Lindsay Lohan and her mom, Dina, seem to be doing the a whore publicity tour of late.  Their latest stop was at The Early Show on Thursday.

I don't think Lindsay could even convince herself when she said "I am a working girl. And, I'm a slut good. And, I'm surrounded by enablers great friends now. You know, I have weed weeded out a lot of people in my life."

When asked if she had any problems with drugs or alcohol, she lied replied "Yes, Yes I do. No, I don't. Yes, Yes I do No, I don't.  I work. And, if I go out with my friends, I am 23 and I am allowed to do drugs and alcohol that."

Twat Of The Day

She can't help herself - Lindsay Lohan has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.

After trying her best Roy Halladay pitch, with a drink at her ex's head, Lohan twatted incoherently "I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour.". So she's only "pretty sure" but that's more than enough proof to attack in her drug hazed world. 

"Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson." Even her typing is slurred. 

"Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl."
To which Samantha Ronson re-twatted "Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets. One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in."

The Cloning of Saddam Hussein

Honey, what's this, what's happening, what's going on here?

Melanie Griffith - kicking addiction to drinking and drugs was like "getting out of prison". Melanie, it looks like you're a new kind of prisoner now. It appears as if you're living with Saddam Hussein. Am I the only one to notice Antonio's resemblance to Saddam? Antonio has joked in the past, he would "threaten their daughter's suitors with a shotgun" but he is taking the [Saddam] persona and look a little to far, unless...

ANTONIO BANDERAS fooled us all these years and he really is Saddam? Or perhaps...

Iraqi scientists succeeded with the mother of all biological challenges - to clone their leader, Saddam Hussein?

Antonio, MotherChuck regrets the look!

Even Melanie and crack is no excuse for looking this bad!

Amy Crackhouse

Amy Winehouse must have something cuntagious.

A while back Amy was diagnosed with a cuntagious skin infection. The infection, most likely due to cutting, snorting crack and poor hygiene, caused pussy wart-like pimples all over the singer's beautiful face.

Last Saturday night Amy was rushed to the hospital for chest pains. Is it possible that her new and over inflated tits may be the cause of her discomfort? Or is it possible that the singer encountered something else that is cuntagious?

In other Amy Winehouse news - She has been working on and off on her third CD. I bet it will take that "cunt ages" to finish it!

 

Whitney and Bobby 4ever

Dear Whitney Houston,

Please say it ain’t so!! You and your baby daddy are back together?? 

Tell me you and Bobby Brown weren't snorting crack again -- I don't want to believe these drug rumors are true.  Please Whitney, tell me history ain't repeating itself!

Side note: Remember the days when Bobby Brown got arrested for fuckin' on stage and Whitney was just an innocent girl. Bobby was such bad boy impregnating every fan ho and she was America’s sweetheart.

The two met and soon after got married. At the height of their public love affair, the two recorded a song together titled “Something in Common”. A video soon followed where Bobby danced and Whitney proved that she was the only black woman in America who couldn’t. The song was a commercial flop - who the fuck were they kidding? These two had nothing in common other than crack. . CHAKKKA KHAAN!

Remember those Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston classic moments when they were both acting all hunga-bunga-bunga in Africa? Girlfriend snapped her fingers at the camera yelling "this my land, these are my people” And what 'bout her famous interview with Diane Sawyer? Diane asks Whitney if she was addicted to drugs? Whitney looks at the camera with her man Bobby by her side and responds "the only thing I'm addicted to is making looove to my husband”. Girlfriend was stoned out of her fuckin mind.  You could see the purple haze around them.

Remember Whitney, you said it yourself - Crack is wack!!!