Mike Tyson Squanders His $400 Million!

How the hell do you lose all your money, when you earned hundreds of millions! Well Mike Tyson can show you how.  You combine a bad divorce with a bankruptcy, add a jail sentence or two, throw in a few controversial boxing matches and mix in some drugs and alcohol and you have a Tyson knock out or TKO. 

Tyson was on The View last week where he admitted "I am totally destitute and broken. But I have an amazing life" Ok, I guess we have different views of what an amazing life is.
"I have an amazing woman who cares for me. I am completely broken. But I enjoyed myself a lot." Let's see how long she stays with you after hearing this.


This guy had it all.  According to Forbes, he had career earnings of $400 million but according to documents during his divorce he was spending over $400,000 a month.  His ex-wife's lawyer told The New York Times ''he spent enormous amounts of money that were inappropriate at best.  Part of it can be attributed to a lack of willpower. Part of it can be attributed to people who he let get close to him and depended on his goodwill and took advantage of him.''

What a dick!

Lohan's Lost It

Here's a shocker - a lazy drugged out drunk who never works and keeps partying like it's 1999 is going broke.

According to Radar Online, Lindsay Loan Lohan is near bankruptcy and creditors are ready to sue her ass - and one has already cut her off.

A source says that Lindsay owes credit cards around $600,000 and I bet most of it was snorted up her nose. Who knows - maybe they can collect by taking her coke stash and selling it on the streets.

Lohan is also reportedly behind in rent and needs to come up with $23,000 to bring rent on her whore house up to date.

If she needs cash quick there's always porn. She's practically falling out of her clothes anytime I see her. Why not add a guy or girl and have some fun with it. Look at Pam Anderson - she apparently made millions from her porn with Tommy Lee.