Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail





Lindsay Lohan's future includes a new fashion line, two new movies, some time in jail and another stint in rehab.

The actress was sentenced Tuesday to 90 days in jail and 90 days in a residential substance-abuse program for violating her probation stemming from two separate 2007 cases of driving under the influence of cocaine and alcohol. She is to surrender and begin her jail sentence July 20. Rehab will follow.

The punishment, levied by Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel, will keep Lohan from promoting "Machete," the Robert Rodriguez action film due in theaters in September. Fox, which is releasing the film, had no comment Tuesday.

Lohan's jail and rehab sentence will also delay production on "Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story," in which the 24-year-old actress plays the starring role.

Writer-director Matthew Wilder said after the ruling that he and his crew remain "100 percent behind Lindsay."

"We are proud to have this remarkable artist work on our film," he said.

Lohan's sentence may also prevent her from further promoting her new fashion line, 6126. The first items from the 280-piece collection are shipping out to department stores nationwide this month. Lohan was instrumental in the line's design and marketing plans and is featured in its promotional materials. Her business partner, Kristi Kaylor, did not immediately respond to phone and e-mail messages seeking comment.

Lohan's agent, Nick Styne, declined to comment Tuesday. Her manager, Jason Weinberg, did not respond to an e-mail request for comment.

Kerry Wallum, a producer with Lucky Films, said Lohan was in negotiations for a role in the upcoming Willie Nelson flick, "The Dry Gulch Kid," and that the production would wait for her if she wanted the part.

"We're behind her," he said Tuesday. "We'll wait until all of this blows over."

Revel chastised Lohan for missing a court hearing in May while at the Cannes Film Festival and repeatedly skipping out on court-mandated alcohol-education classes. She said Lohan lied about using drugs and tried to blame others for the two driving offenses when the original charges were filed.

A tearful Lohan pleaded with the judge before the sentencing, saying she did the best she could to juggle jobs and the court-ordered classes and really tried to comply with the terms of her probation.

"I'm not taking this as a joke," Lohan said. "It's my life. It's my career I've worked for my entire life."

Revel said she found the starlet's apology insincere, comparing it to "somebody who cheats and thinks it isn't cheating if she doesn't get caught."

Lohan burst into tears upon hearing the terms of her punishment. Her sister, Ali, and father, Michael, were also in the courtroom and cried after the ruling.

Lohan spent 84 minutes in jail in 2007 after she pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of being under the influence of cocaine and no contest to two counts of driving with a blood-alcohol level above 0.08 percent and one count of reckless driving.

The plea came after a pair of high-profile arrests earlier that year. Lohan was sentenced to three years of probation but had to ask for a yearlong extension in October after she failed to complete her alcohol-education courses on time.

Prosecutor Danette Meyers argued Tuesday that Lohan wasn't taking the charges or her punishment seriously and urged jail time for the actress.

"You have not caught her attention," Meyers told the judge. "I appreciate the tears, but I don't think you've got it."

Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, claimed that the actress had adhered to the spirit of the law, if not the letter.

"She has gotten it together," Holley said. "She changed her conduct and is now in compliance with the court's overall order."

Lohan may serve less than her 90-day sentence, thanks to jail overcrowding and a state program that credits inmates for good behavior, said Los Angeles Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore. Nonviolent female misdemeanor offenders typically serve about 25 percent of their sentences, he said.

Lohan will be taken to the Century Regional Detention Center — the same jail that housed Paris Hilton for 23 days in 2007 after she was found guilty of driving on a suspended license while on probation in an alcohol-related, reckless-driving case.

Lohan's jail sentence could impact a civil lawsuit filed after Lohan's second arrest in 2007. A woman in a car chased by the actress sued for infliction of emotional distress and the case is scheduled to begin trial a week after Lohan surrenders.

It is unclear how much of the trial Lohan would have attended, although she is listed as a potential witness in the case. A hearing was set for Wednesday in Beverly Hills.

Story courtesy of Yahoo News



Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Lohan Feels Like An Outcast





Troubled star Lindsay Lohan has claimed that she is the most unpopular celebrity in Hollywood because no one replies to her tweets.

The Mean Girls star has reached out on her Twitter account to a string of celebs including Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and guitar legend Slash.

But not one has answered her which has made the 23-year-old actress feel like an outcast, reported Daily Star.

"I feel people are setting out to make me an outcast. It's terribly upsetting," she said on a US chat show.

Lohan's hard partying ways have been curbed recently by her alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet. She is due in court next month to answer an accusation that she violated her probation by failing to attend weekly counselling sessions.


Story courtesy of NDTV.com


Friday, June 25, 2010

Lindsay Blasts TV Bosses





Lindsay Lohan has launched an angry tirade at TV bosses over a new reality show which appears to show her turning up late for a photoshoot - the troubled actress is adamant she was "set up".

The Mean Girls star was booked to feature in an episode of new Bravo series Double Exposure, which offers a behind-the-scenes glimpse into the work of celebrity photography duo Markus Klinko and Indrani, and fashion stylist GK Reid.

Lohan signed up for a photoshoot back in September to promote her leggings brand, which would be taped for the show.

But the actress is fuming after discovering the episode, which aired in the US on Tuesday, was titled 'Is Lindsay Here Yet?' and focused on her tardiness.

The star admits she was late for the shoot, but she's alleged producers deliberately gave her the wrong start time.

In a series of posts on her Twitter.com page, Lohan writes, "This couldn't be more UNTRUE - sucks when 'friends' use you (in this case for ratings) even if they're lying...

"As for BRAVO and their false representation of me on their new show; I was given the wrong call time - now I know on purpose... it was a set-up. I don't appreciate being used for press, and I'm sure others would agree! Photo shoot for Indrani and Markus... So that's bullshit too.... Thank goodness for Twitter! The truth can be stated!"

Story courtesy of thetvrealist.com


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Running Away From L.A.?





LINDSAY Lohan is planning to leave Los Angeles.

The troubled actress was overheard telling pals that she wants to live in either London or New York.

“She was going on about how she hates it here and how disgusting the people are,” a source told E! News.

“She said she likes NY and London and wants out of this city.”

Meanwhile, Lindsay has been left all alone after her trusted assistant quit because she couldn’t cope with the actress’ constant demands and infrequent paychecks.

“Lindsay met Elinore through a mutual friend and she began spending more and more time at Lindsay’s apartment. She was still paying rent on her own place but essentially was living at Lindsay’s,” a source said.

“After a few months, Lindsay’s up and down moods and her 24/7 demands just got to be too much.

“Lindsay can be really bossy and mean when she doesn’t get her own way and Elinore wasn’t even getting paid some of the time.

“Elinore’s friends were telling her to quit months ago. Even the person who introduced her to Lindsay was like, ‘look, this is too much for you. You need to get out now while you still can. You don’t want something happening to Lindsay on your watch’.

“But in the end, Lindsay’s demands became too much for her. She couldn’t take it anymore and she finally had to quit.”

Story courtesy of showbizspy.com


Saturday, June 12, 2010

Lindsay Lohan An Appentrice?





It seems everyone wants to bring the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck to their shows. First Dr. Drew tried to nab her for Celebrity Rehab and now Donald Trump has approached her for Celebrity Apprentice 4.

Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan told People Magazine, "Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes. I think it’s a great idea for her, but Lindsay has two movies coming up, so I don’t know if Lindsay has time. It may conflict with her schedule."

I like how Dina tries to make it look like Lindsay is actually busy working. The only thing these shows may conflict with are her drinking and partying. And what movies is she working on? She got kicked off the only movie we knew of.

Lindsay still thinks she's a movie star and sees these shows as beneath her, but if she continues as she is, she'll be begging to do one of these shows in no time.


Friday, June 11, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Is... Twat Of The Day





Lindsay Lohan twatted "It just sucks when nothing positive about how great I'm feeling and happy I am is being reported".

Well that may because no one believes you and sure enough Associate Press reported today that Lohan's bail doubled today to $200,000.

It was determined that BloHan violated the terms of her release. Although details weren't revealed, D.A.'s spokesperson said it was an "alcohol related violation".

Keep it up SloHan and they'll be putting your crazy ass in jail.


Thursday, June 3, 2010

Celebrity Rehab In Rehab





Come on people! Where are all the celebrity messes? Don't you see you're affecting other's livelihood? Get on the show! Do your part to save Celebrity Rehab.

The reality show with Dr. Drew Pinsky has been put on hold because stars are too pussy to go on it. Why wouldn't they want their insane filled lives filmed?

The only brave souls to agree to do the show so far are Tila Tequila, Jason Wahler and rapper Bizzy Bone but that's not enough celebs and do they even qualify as stars?

Where are Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Paula Abdul or Lindsay Lohan?

Actually reports suggest Lindsay Lohan turned down $1 million to appear on the show.

Can you imagine how legend that show would be? Gold - I tell you. Pure white powdered gold!


Monday, May 24, 2010

Lindsay Insanity Is A Victim






Lindsay Insanity is such a hot fucken mess...it's so entertaining. She always has some reason why coke is around her and it never has anything to do with partying it up with some jack and friends.
Interviewer: There were pictures online and it looked like there was cocaine in that picture.   Was that cocaine in that photo?  
Lindsay:  "I literally was walking back to my room with a few of my friends, uhm,  after doing press for a movie in which I was in Canne for in the first place, called Inferno.  I was, uhmm,  with some of the producers that I worked with, they want back into my room and the director as well, I stopped in someone's room, because they came out of the room and said could you just take a picture with me really quickly...so I went to the room took a picture and then I left the room. I didn't stay, I wasn't looking around the room.  I thought I was just taking a picture with a fan and I just recently just heard about these photos...and no so I wouldn't know what was in the room, it's none of my business what's in the room, I was taking a picture with fan in which I think anyone would have done in that situation.

Interviewer: Do you think you were set up?

LindaySomething you would have to ask the people who took that photo.
Inferno?  There are no details on this supposed movie on the  IMDB.   Rumour has it, it's an idea for a movie, a biography they don't even have the rights to.

Watch this entertaining interview between Hollywood TV and Lindsay Insanity.  It's breathtaking ...




Saturday, May 22, 2010

Lohan Parties Her Worries Away





Here’s what Lindsay HoHan was doing while sending out this “desperate” plea to friends in France.

According to Radaronline, she twatted:


"I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm."
 "This is such a horrible thing that's happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing."
 "I would never ask such a thing, but if there's anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow."

 "If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me."
 "God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan"

She didn’t look too concerned to me.

(Photos Courtesy of TMZ)


Friday, May 21, 2010

Lindsay Lohan New Cougar Girlfriend?





Rumors are abound that Lindsay HoHan is going muff diving again.  This time, though, it's a cougar and her name is Indrani aka Julia Pal-Chaudhuri.

Although BloHan is denying reports of this relationship, telling US Magazine  "No, no, no ... In NO way am I dating her," Indrani is telling a different story to the press. 

"We have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot."
 
In Lindsay's defense between the drinking and the drugs, maybe she just doesn't remember that she is actually dating this woman.


Sunday, May 16, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Feuds With Everyone





 Lindsay Ho-Han and Avril (my 15 minutes of fame may be up) Lavigne's claws came out at the Chateau Marmont.

Witnesses said "Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi."


 
"But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: 'Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don't like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.'"


Rarrr!! A little over-reaction Avril? Were you afraid Ho-han might steal that player boyfriend of yours?


Monday, May 10, 2010

Dina Lohan Rides Crazy Train To The Top





Dina Lohan rode the crazy train to the top in this year's Craziest Hollywood Mom, according to an online poll.

HollyScoop.com says Ho-han beat out other asylum inmates Britney Spears, Courtney Love and Candy Spelling because she's "a total enabler for her easily-influenced daughter Lindsay, who is on yet another dangerous downward spiral of hard partying,".

Rounding off the crazies were Octomom ('nuff said), Courtney Love (or is it Michelle?), Joan Rivers (what's the count on her cosmetic surgeries?), and Sarah Palin (well golly gee shucks. This asshole probably hopes this helps her with her stupid reality show).

All Aboard!!


Friday, May 7, 2010

Lindsay's Not Drunk This Minute





Lindsay Lohan and her mom, Dina, seem to be doing the a whore publicity tour of late.  Their latest stop was at The Early Show on Thursday.

I don't think Lindsay could even convince herself when she said "I am a working girl. And, I'm a slut good. And, I'm surrounded by enablers great friends now. You know, I have weed weeded out a lot of people in my life."


When asked if she had any problems with drugs or alcohol, she lied replied "Yes, Yes I do. No, I don't. Yes, Yes I do No, I don't.  I work. And, if I go out with my friends, I am 23 and I am allowed to do drugs and alcohol that."


Monday, May 3, 2010

Miley Cyrus Refuses To Think





Miley Cyrus refuses to think about the future.  My guess is she doesn't like to think whatsoever.

The Disney star admits "I don't really look too far into the future and it drives people nuts. I don't even like a feeling that I have to be somewhere at a certain time. That would mean I'm responsible. I do that enough with my job so when it's my free time screw everyone, I get my freak on don't know what's going to happen or who I'm going to sleep hang out with. Tomorrow will come and I'll figure it out then."

Those are words to live by Miley.  Just lay caution to the wind and worry about the repercussions afterward. Sounds a lot like Lindsay Lohan's philosophy.


Saturday, May 1, 2010

Twat Of The Day





She can't help herself - Lindsay Lohan has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.

After trying her best Roy Halladay pitch, with a drink at her ex's head, Lohan twatted incoherently "I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour.". So she's only "pretty sure" but that's more than enough proof to attack in her drug hazed world. 

"Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson." Even her typing is slurred. 

"Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl."
To which Samantha Ronson re-twatted "Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets. One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in."


Thursday, April 29, 2010

Hatfield Vs McCoy





The Lohan train-wreck makes a stop at Entertainment Tonight with a spotlight on Mess #1 Lindsay Lohan and her enabler/fame-whore mom Dina.

They're going to lie set the record straight about the LL circus - her health, drug issues, her father Michael and any other hot topic they can try to lie about do damage control on.

This family feud, with her fame mongering dad, puts the Hatfield and McCoy's feud to shame.

Does anyone have the balls to stand up to this out of control mean girl and get her the help she needs before she does permanent damage to herself and her already limp career?


Monday, April 26, 2010

Going Off The Rail





Lindsay Lohan needs to get off the fuckin' crazy train! She's been banned from the LA club "Trousdale" after having a hissy fit on Friday night and throwing a drink at her ex - Samantha Ronson's head.

A source described how it went down to the New York Post. "Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she'll never come back."

Ronson later twatted "Just got a glass thrown at my head. ... Hmmm - wonder who did it?" and then told TMZ that Lindsay is just "an angry human being".

After her cunty move, Lohan tried to make sweet by twatting "last night - never again - believe it or not I'm done with the club scene i've learned my lesson - sometime's it just takes a glimpse of reality."

I guess a glimpse of her reality was pretty scary because, according to The Daily News, she was at the club Chateau Marmont later the next evening, slutting it up as usual.


Saturday, April 24, 2010

So You've Had A Bad Day...Week...Years...





It's been one hell of a week for Lindsay Lohan.  First we heard she's going broke and that credit card companies are chasing her, then her father calls the police on her to check on younger sis Ali, then she gets accused of stealing a $35,000 Rolex watch and now she gets fired from the first movie role she's had in years.

Lohan was set to be in the film "The Other Side" but the producers just couldn't handle all the craziness she brings with her.

“Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement,” says David Michaels the writer/director of the movie which stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews, and Alanis Morissette.


This should push Lindsay into another Twitter frenzy like this:


Thursday, April 22, 2010

Lohan's Lost It





Here's a shocker - a lazy drugged out drunk who never works and keeps partying like it's 1999 is going broke.

According to Radar Online, Lindsay Loan Lohan is near bankruptcy and creditors are ready to sue her ass - and one has already cut her off.

A source says that Lindsay owes credit cards around $600,000 and I bet most of it was snorted up her nose. Who knows - maybe they can collect by taking her coke stash and selling it on the streets.

Lohan is also reportedly behind in rent and needs to come up with $23,000 to bring rent on her whore house up to date.

If she needs cash quick there's always porn. She's practically falling out of her clothes anytime I see her. Why not add a guy or girl and have some fun with it. Look at Pam Anderson - she apparently made millions from her porn with Tommy Lee.


Wednesday, April 21, 2010

...In the news





David Boreanaz buys a bigger new home - How long until his wife finds some ho hiding in the basement.

Check out COCO - Why does her ass never get Photoshopped?  Someone, anyone, please help her!
          See CLASSY COCO get her cunt waxed here.

Kim Kardashian shows off her pussy, it's pretty black and hairy.   Cross its path and 7 years of bad luck :(

Robert Smith of the Cure is 51 years old today.   Happy Birthday to you :)   Robert, your music was so much better when you were strung out on crack.

Oksana Grigorieva and her breakup with Mel Gibson - Round 2 -  All of a sudden the golddigger finds it a mystery why they broke up? @#$?.   Can you say "child support, I'm rich now"?

Joshua Jackson, I'd really like to know where do you get them jeans?  I believe they fit just right!

Trainwreck!  I love when celebrities go broke, lose control and keep denying it. Oh wait, it must not be true, Lindsay and her mom say so.

Michael Jackson's back up dancers wants to join Cirque du soleil.  You would have thought one freakshow was enough in her lifetime?

Hugh Jackman needs to make an adjustment :-)




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