A source claims that John's sperm thetans get stage fright when they see a real-life labia, so Kelly conceived through in vitro fertilization. The source added, “They were ecstatic when they thought they were having just one baby. Now that there will be two, they can barely contain their happiness!”
Well, John and Kelly better scream for joy while they can, because the Church of Mork calls for a silent birth. That's going to be interesting. John will have to bite onto one of Tommy Girl's butt plugs so he doesn't awake the theatans on his twin boys by screeching in excitement. John will freak out thinking about all the tap dance numbers he can choreograph for the three of them. I hope those boys like sequined sailor outfits.
And Suri better send the Travolta Twins a message telekinetically letting them know that John is their father, so they don't wail in terror after seeing his face for the first time.
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