John Travolta & Kelly Preston Will Be Proud Grandparents To Twins

John Travolta must have shimmied his hips and jiggled his man chichis extra hard during the Scientology fertility ritual, because Star Magazine is saying that Kelly Preston has two adorable Xenulings growing in her womb. Kelly and John already confirmed that they are expecting, but they didn't say anything about her hatching twin boys.


A source claims that John's sperm thetans get stage fright when they see a real-life labia, so Kelly conceived through in vitro fertilization. The source added, “They were ecstatic when they thought they were having just one baby. Now that there will be two, they can barely contain their happiness!”

Well, John and Kelly better scream for joy while they can, because the Church of Mork calls for a silent birth. That's going to be interesting. John will have to bite onto one of Tommy Girl's butt plugs so he doesn't awake the theatans on his twin boys by screeching in excitement. John will freak out thinking about all the tap dance numbers he can choreograph for the three of them. I hope those boys like sequined sailor outfits.

And Suri better send the Travolta Twins a message telekinetically letting them know that John is their father, so they don't wail in terror after seeing his face for the first time.

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Paula Abdul, GOTTA DANCE

Paula Abdul will be bringing her unique brand of wackiness uniqueness back to TV.  She will be judging a dance contest Dance fever show.   This is so original!

In a statement, Ms. Abdul said,

“I am thrilled to be creative partners with Reveille, Shine and CBS and to present the best new dance talent to American audiences. Each and every week we’ll showcase the challenges and successes of a fantastic group of dancers, as they perform and compete — compelling stories, exciting competition and amazing dance performances are guaranteed.”





I would have never imagined Paula being a judge on another reality show.  Paula needs to step up her game if she wants to compete with today's dancers.  She needs fresh new moves and definitely needs Deney Terrio as her co-judge!   He was responsible for those disco dance moves that John Travolta strutted in Saturday Night Fever  - now, THAT's dancing!   Paula should also see if she can borrow those Solid Gold Dancers - they're out of work and jonsing for a new job.  

I just cun't wait to see Paula ruin mentor dancers that can dance better than she can.!

Watch a real dancer and Judge, Deney Terrio do his thing in Dance Fever

Travolta and Preston Not Expecting To Rest Anytime Soon

56 year old John Travolta and his 47 year old wife, Kelly Preston announced they're expecting their 3rd child.

Luckily they have tons of money and can afford lots of help because I can't imagine having the energy to get up for feedings every night, waking up at all hours to rock the crying baby or running after the kid throughout the day at both their ages. Hell I'm exhausted just thinking about it!

Although I couldn't do it, congrats - I guess to the two.

A Rod Worth Fighting For

Alex Rodriguez must have quite A-Rod because he not only attracts A-listers but they're now fighting over him.

It appears that a cat fight is about to break out between Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson.

After being dumped on her ass by A-Rod, Kate Hudson apparently wants his dick back.

Sources say Kate's “desperate to get back together with Alex and finds it humiliating that he’s chosen Cameron. She really likes Cameron, but she’s always felt a bit competitive with her.”

This so high school musical.

“Kate is really bummed about A-Rod. She was completely blindsided when he blew her off. She just thought he wanted to be single and sow his wild oats, but then she found out he was hanging with Cameron. It was like a knife through her heart.”

So she was OK with him screwing everyone in sight but has issues with him fucking only one person?

Oh Sandy Kate - maybe you should put on a pair of tight leather pants, a leather jacket, have your hair done up, put a cig in your mouth and go up to A-Rod and say "tell me about it stud". It worked for Sandy.