Tommy Boy Says NO To Botox For Katie Holmes

Cruise has denied a story claiming he asked Katie to get botox. Gee Tom, you really think a 31 year old Katie Holmes doesn't need botox? Well DUH - she's 31!!

Besides I think her whole body has been botoxed because she's been nothing but robotic since she married Cruise.

Twilight Sweeps MTV Movie Awards

What do you get when teen girls are allowed to vote for an award show via texts? A Twilight sweep, of course.

New Moon, the second installment of the hugely popular vampire saga, won nearly every category it was nominated for at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA on Sunday.

Accepting the first award of the evening, Best Female Performance, Kristen Stewart was her usual awkward self.

"Thank you so much; this is awesome," she said nervously in a short speech. "I guess Twilight is really awesome and I agree. I want to say hi to Chris [Weitz] because I haven't talked to him in a while. He directed the movie and I really loved him and how cool is this, right? I'm going to peace out. Thank you so much. WHOOP!"

Stewart soon found herself taking the stage again to accept the Best Kiss award with Robert Pattinson for the second year in a row. Once again, the (real-life?) couple teased the audience with an almost-kiss before darting offstage.

New Moon also picked up golden popcorn trophies for Best Male Performance (Robert Pattinson), Global Superstar (Robert Pattinson), and the night's biggest award, Best Movie.

Sandra Bullock was honoured with the Generation Award, which was presented to her by her All About Steve costar Bradley Cooper, her The Proposal costar Betty White, and Scarlett Johansson, who shared a smooch with Bullock onstage.

The ceremony, hosted by Aziz Ansari, also featured exclusive previews of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, as well as repeat appearances by Tom Cruise as his Tropic Thunder character, Les Grossman. His weirdly hilarious dance routine with Jennifer Lopez was one of the highlights of the night.

The show also included performances by Katy Perry and Christina Aguliera.

MTV Movie Award Winners:

Best Movie: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Comedic Performance: Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Global Superstar: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Biggest Badass Star: Rain, Ninja Assassin

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Global Superstar: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Biggest Badass Star: Rain, Ninja Assassin

Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Best WTF Moment: Ken Jenog, The Hangover

Generation Award: Sandra Bullock

Best Kiss: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Scared as Shit Performance: Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer's Body

Best Breakout Star: Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air

Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Fight: Beyonce vs. Ali Larter, Obsessed

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Suri, Come And Get These Bitches!

The MTV Movie Awards (yes, they still shit out that shit) took us back to the 2008 tonight when Tommy Girl sashayed out as Len Grossman and proceeded to bust out some kind of Scientology dance ritual of seduction that makes Xenu rip his E.T. underoos off and shut the door to his mom's basement every time. See what I mean:

Seriously, it was just a regular Sunday night for Tommy Girl, because he drops these same moves every week. But usually he does it in the deepest part of his dungeon....while completely nekkid......and surrounded by lubed up dudes.....with a double-sided butt plug in his Scientolohole. It was nice of him to share though! That wasn't the most terrifying part of this mess though. That came when JLo blatantly tried to wig snatch Charo! Why does this bitch think she's the next Charo? Charo has more glamour and talent in one of her ass lips than JLo has in her whole life! The day JLo is hailed as the new Charo is the day all coochies die. Coochie coochie NO!

And if you ever find yourself in a Scientology audit, just tell them that watching this performance in its entirety is the worst thing you've ever done in your life.

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Taylor Lautner's MTV Double

Tom Cruise Rips Into Robert Pattinson

The Tom Cruise/Robert Pattinson promo for the MTV Movie Awards is pretty hilarious. This might actually help rehabilitate Cruise's limp career of late.

Tom plays Les Grossman, the fat, bald producer from Tropic Thunder who shouts at Pattinson when he tells Cruise he's thinking of washing his hair for the show.

"Your filthy hair made you a star! Your filthy hair sent my fat-ass kid to Space Camp four times!"

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Is Tom Cruise Dead?

Apparently, there must not be a lot going on in the entertainment industry today if rumors have been circulating that Tom Cruise is dead.  Not True.  Why? 

Quite simply put: considering how big of a star this man is (Top Gun rules!) there no way possible that only columnists from smaller (or unheard of) companies would have this information first.

Let's face it, Tom Cruise is so famous that CNN, The LA Times, and
then Entertainment Tonight would release that information.  Again, only if it were true. 

So fans can rest assured knowing that the star of Top Gun, Vanilla Sky, and Mission Impossible is alive and probably well considering her has a lovely wife and beautiful daughter to see every day.

Story courtesy of  Examiner.com