Twilight Takes A Bite Out Of Bella's Jacket

Summit Entertainment wants fashion designer BB Dakota to stop selling its jacket that they've been advertising as being worn by Bella Swan, the Kristen Stewart character in the Twilight films.

The BB Dakota site advertises a blue cotton canvas jacket like this: "Bella Swann (sic) wears this jacket in Twilight and scores the hottest vampire in high school, and so can you!"

The film studio wants the retailer to stop selling the jacket, hand over all profits from the jacket to the studio and to "deliver to Summit for destruction all Bella Jackets" and I agree. The jackets are ugly and should be destroyed!

Is Kristen Stewart A Lesbian?

Ruby Rose, a fashion designer, twatted "I'm sorry, but Kristen Stewart has to be a lesbian. I don't mean to stereotype but isn't it obvious?"

Perhaps Rose is onto something. This could be why Kristen is always so miserable. She wants to go muff diving but she can't because the paps are constantly hounding her.

What do you think, chapstick or lipstick?

Kristen Stewart Spews More Crap

Clearly Kristen Stewart is unable to cope with fame so why not get your whiney ass out of the industry if you hate it so much. We're starting to get tired of your rant...ummm..actually we're not - I enjoy your bouts of verbal diarrhea. Here's another one of her rants, care of an interview in Flaunt Magazine.

“If I could go to work every day and not have to be followed around by fucking fifteen gangsters trying to take my picture, willing to do anything for one… It’s not normal. It’s funny how in America fame is placed so fucking high—above wealth, above happiness, above everything. It’s so not true. And I knew that before [I was famous]. It was so obvious to me. I don’t know how people can’t see that from an outsider’s perspective. My perspective is the same: it’s exactly what I thought it would be.”

You're so full of yourself. You sound like one bitchy diva - I can only imagine your demands when on a set.

“He was nice. He didn’t ask for a picture," Stewart said of a fan who wanted to meet her. "That’s good, because then they go and Twitter them and then the paparazzi know where I am and they drive to my location and it gets crazy. Twitter fucks me over every day of my life. Because people go, ‘I’m sitting next to Kristen Stewart right now’ and then they show up. I see people on their phones and I just want to take these cookies and throw them. It’s like ‘Get off your fucking phone and get a life!’ I get so mad. It’s like you’re trampling on someone’s life without any regard. And it’s rampant. Everyone can do it now. Buy a camera and you’re paparazzi; get a Twitter account and you’re an informant. It’s so annoying.”

Sounds like another wahhhhhhh moment.

Twilight Sweeps MTV Movie Awards

What do you get when teen girls are allowed to vote for an award show via texts? A Twilight sweep, of course.

New Moon, the second installment of the hugely popular vampire saga, won nearly every category it was nominated for at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA on Sunday.

Accepting the first award of the evening, Best Female Performance, Kristen Stewart was her usual awkward self.

"Thank you so much; this is awesome," she said nervously in a short speech. "I guess Twilight is really awesome and I agree. I want to say hi to Chris [Weitz] because I haven't talked to him in a while. He directed the movie and I really loved him and how cool is this, right? I'm going to peace out. Thank you so much. WHOOP!"

Stewart soon found herself taking the stage again to accept the Best Kiss award with Robert Pattinson for the second year in a row. Once again, the (real-life?) couple teased the audience with an almost-kiss before darting offstage.

New Moon also picked up golden popcorn trophies for Best Male Performance (Robert Pattinson), Global Superstar (Robert Pattinson), and the night's biggest award, Best Movie.

Sandra Bullock was honoured with the Generation Award, which was presented to her by her All About Steve costar Bradley Cooper, her The Proposal costar Betty White, and Scarlett Johansson, who shared a smooch with Bullock onstage.

The ceremony, hosted by Aziz Ansari, also featured exclusive previews of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, as well as repeat appearances by Tom Cruise as his Tropic Thunder character, Les Grossman. His weirdly hilarious dance routine with Jennifer Lopez was one of the highlights of the night.

The show also included performances by Katy Perry and Christina Aguliera.

MTV Movie Award Winners:

Best Movie: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Comedic Performance: Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Global Superstar: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Biggest Badass Star: Rain, Ninja Assassin

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Global Superstar: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Biggest Badass Star: Rain, Ninja Assassin

Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Best WTF Moment: Ken Jenog, The Hangover

Generation Award: Sandra Bullock

Best Kiss: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Scared as Shit Performance: Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer's Body

Best Breakout Star: Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air

Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Fight: Beyonce vs. Ali Larter, Obsessed

Story courtesy of VancouverSun.com

Kristen Stewart Apologizes For Stupid Rape Comment

Kristen Stewart realized how stupid she was or her publicist made her realize it but whichever the reason, she is apologizing for the remarks she made to British Elle about paparazzis.

"The photos are so … I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. I never expected that this would be my life.” photos of herself to "being raped."

After the world got pissed off with her comments, she explained to People.com: "I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously. And I'm really sorry about my choice of words."

“I’ve made stupid remarks before, and I’ve always reasoned: ‘Whatever. They can think what they want.' Violated definitely would have been a better way of expressing the thought.”

Hmmm - you think?

Kristen Stewart STFU

Kristen Stewart is such an ungrateful bitch. Wahhhh I'm famous and people are interested in me. Boo-fucken-hoo.

In a magazine interview, the always sulking Kristen whines on about being photographed - making ludicrous statements such as "I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can't handle it. I never expected that this would be my life."

It must be tough to stare vacantly into the distance while being photographed.

"What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up... Your little persona is made up of all the places that people have seen you and what has been said about you."

Well, when you explain it that way I can see how difficult it must be. I feel so sorry for you, you spoiled ingrate. You should stop talking now, but of course you probably love to hear yourself drone on and on.

"And usually the places that I am are so overwhelming in the moment and fleeting for me - like, one second where I've said something stupid, that's me, forever."

Yup. Pretty much what you said. You're Stupid. Forever.

Let's see how you'll feel after the Twilight movies are done and no one gives you the time of day any more.

Better yet, how about asking attention-starved Tara Reid how it feels to have been on top and then quickly forgotten. Not too good I'm sure.

You need a major dose of reality!