Sue Sylvestor Is A Lez

Glee star Jane Lynch says her attraction to partner Lara Embry was instant.

She told the New York Times "we actually have a picture of the moment we met" to which Embry added, "I said, 'I want my picture taken with her'. I thought she was cute."

The two met at a fundraiser in 2009 and immediately fell in love. They were married this Memorial Day weekend.

To paraphrase Sue Sylvester - "Get ready for the ride of your life Lara Embry. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express."

Is Kristen Stewart A Lesbian?

Ruby Rose, a fashion designer, twatted "I'm sorry, but Kristen Stewart has to be a lesbian. I don't mean to stereotype but isn't it obvious?"

Perhaps Rose is onto something. This could be why Kristen is always so miserable. She wants to go muff diving but she can't because the paps are constantly hounding her.

What do you think, chapstick or lipstick?

Vagi-terian Split

Two of Hollywood's favorite bush hogs have called it quits after 9 years together.

No reason was given for the split however the following statement was issued by their reps: "We ask for consideration and respect for our family as we go through this difficult period."

I bet you these two split when Melissa faked an orgasm by spitting on Tammy's back.

Dublin in a rainstorm

Can anyone guess who this once, 42 year old hot sexy celebrity is? She had many hits in the 80's and 90's, she popularized the Brazilian and my journalistic instincts tell me she is still very much a fan of cock as her youngest child was born after pledging she was a sexy lipstick lesbian in 2000.

The years have totally transformed Sinead O'connor. From her hair right down to her over sized clothing. It's as if someone sucked out the beauty, the sexy and the hotness out of her and replaced her estrogen patch with testosterone. She is definitely rocking the look now that there is nothing girlie about her. From what I see, the hair is definitely a lesbian mullet and the clothing is screaming chapstick chic.

I suppose this is what you have to look like to be taken serious when you devote your life to boycotting the pope and the catholic church? Well Sinead you fight the real enemy.  Your remaining  fan will wait as long it takes for you to release another hit single. 

image courtesy of [wenn]

OUT is the new IN?

... Anna Paquin is the latest of celebrities to jump on the 2010 Gay and Lesbian bandwagon announcing she is into boners and muffs. Yes U read it here, Sookie Stackhouse is bisexual.

I wonder what Vampire Bill would say if he didn't approve of Sookie being a dyke. It would probably sound something a little overemphasized like this "SoooKie...... I... .will.....not ...tolerate.....such bahavior...SoooKie"

Sookie would do her hair twirl thing, roll her eyes, point her ass to the camera, bend over the bar and in her southern drawl would reply "Well, Bill, I really don't care whacha ya'll be thinking, ima big ol' dyke and I really like it ya'll!

Back to real life, I'm sure one day we'll be reading about Anna and her fiance Stephen Moyer in some freakish bizarre 3some just like Jesse James and Tiger Woods. It seems to be a trend in Hollywood.

Word of Advice to both Anna and Stephen, learn from your predecessors, NO sexting, NO emails, NO paper trails!

SHA L O N G

For those of you who don't know SHALONG ...

Shalong is defined as "a fucking huge donkey dick" according to the world of  ghetto ebonics.
                      "Niggah, yo fuckin shalong is pokin' outa yo fuckin pants"

I must ask:  What's the deal with lesbians and dildos?   Now, I don't mean to offend but I need clarity.

I was in my local adult store the other day shopping around for some new kinky toys when I overheard some women talking and excited  about getting home to have some fun.  As I glanced over, I noticed these two manly butchy lesbians clutching this huge black [sha]long snake-looking dildo and not wanting to let it go.  I thought to myself wouldn't a dick suffice? This black dildo looked bigger and harder than any dick I've ever seen.    I mean if shalong is on your mind why not hookup with a regular Maxx Phukzalot or a Ricky Dangler?

So, I am curious ...

Why is it every time I watch porn and see two lesbians doing the nasty, it seems that the lez using the dildo on her partner is doing more moaning and screaming than the one who has that thing inside her.   Am I missing something here? Am I naive in believing that true lesbianism is not about a good muffmunching?

Lesbians of the world, please help me understand! This inquisitive mind wants to know!