Jason Bateman Likes to Kiss OLD Men

During game 1 of the NBA Finals, LA Lakers beat the Boston Celtics at home. The Staples Center had the usual celebrity lineup. Being a hardcore basketball fan is another way celebrities pimp themselves.

Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman were seen here making out as a joke.

There is way too much passion here. Jason is definitely into some kind of daddy / son fetish because I see tongue action too. I don't believe this was a joke. No way! They're totally making out and enjoying it. And spare us the excuses, this is not research for some movie either.

Congrats to you both :) This was a great way to out yourselves in front of millions.

Fran Drescher Outs Her Ex

Fran Drescher outed her ex-husband to In Touch magazine, saying that she not only is she a supportive of same-sex marriage but was in fact married to a gay man, Peter Marc Jacobson for 20 years. Wha-wha-what?!

She claims she never knew he was gay while married but that her ex told her after they divorced.

I hope he had a chance to tell close friends and family this because otherwise it looks like another episode of The Nanny where she screws up again.

The two have remained friends and are currently working on a new sitcom based on their relationship.

True Blood and The Gays of our Lives

Tw-Tw-Tw-What?  Vampire Bill and Sam? This looks delicious.  Is Sam gonna get sodomized by vampire c*ck?  Where is Jason Stackhouse? Will Vampire Bill convince Jason to get in on the action as well? And what about poor Sookie.   What will she think when Vampire Bill tells her he would rather be sooking other men?
 
True Blood is about to get gayer this season!   I bet you all the gays will be stroking a stiff one on June 13 when Season 3 premiers.  I cun't wait!!!

Daniel Craig gay? - Actor spotted kissing a guy?

Daniel Craig has sparked bisexual rumors. According to the National Enquirer, the 007 star was spotted kissing a guy on May 15th at Roosterfish bar in Venice.

"It was definitely Daniel Craig, and he was most certainly making out with a guy," claims an onlooker in the parking lot. "Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth passionate French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy's head in his hands and pulled him in for the kiss!"

When Daniel saw he was being watched, the witness claims he "immediately broke away from the guy. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it."

"When Daniel and his friend walked in, they looked like any other upscale gay couple checking out the scene.
He rubbed Daniel's leg and shoulder while they talked, and Daniel didn't seem to mind.

At first, I thought Daniel may have come in with his gay friend to check out the live music. But when they started dancing together, I thought, 'This is more than just two friends out for drinks.'"

Story courtesy of  TheBosh.com

Evan Lysacek Is NOT Gay?

Evan Lysacek tells Radar that he's in the market for a brand new boyfriend girlfriend to keep him company.

"I'm lonely. I need a girlfriend. I’m looking for funny, someone who can deal with a busy schedule—which has been a problem in the past. And I don't know, just a cool girl. I need someone to hang out with me.”

Did I miss something?  Evan is straight?  Get the f*ck outta here...No way! 

I will not pay attention to stereotypes - Loves to Dance / Dancing with the Stars
I will not pay attention to stereotypes - American Figure Skater
I will not pay attention to stereotypes - "No time for dating"
I will not pay attention to stereotypes - Johnny Weir wants to out him and so do the rest of the gays
I will not pay attention to stereotypes - Effeminate
I will not pay attention to stereotypes -  A good fag hag is so hard to find!

MJ Was Gay

Dr. Klein, a friend of Michael Jackson and the sperminator of two of his kids, tells TMZ that Jackson was gay. And a chubby chaser. Hee Hee.

He claims the king of pop was crotch grabbing with his office manager Jason Pfeiffer for a couple of months.

Klein says Pfeiffer was "the fuck love of [Jackson's] life". Jamona. Heeee heee. Awwwww.

Justin Bieber is Really Dating the Palm Sisters

Justin Bieber is playing the field?   Uhmm, you're 15?

In an interview with talk40.com, Justin claims: "Actually now I'm dating Celine Dion and Shania Twain. I'm dating both of them".

And when asked about Kylie Minogue? It's apparently over between them.

Could there be anymore gay to this story? Is the truth really OUT there?  It seems Justin is spending a little too much time fantasizing and with his hands, no doubt.  He's just Seacrest  s-c-r-e-a-m-i-n-g to come out of the closet.

Next we'll hear the Beav talk about a dream date with Madonna and Britney Spears or perhaps the thrill of a duet with Liza Minnelli or Bette Midler.

Penis Investigator Wanted

You can forget being a policeman in Papua, a region in Indonesia if you've had your dick enlarged. According to police spokesman Zainuri Lubis, an enlarged penis can hinder training. Probably because they'd be busy playing with it all day.

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged", said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, "if he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

This must be every gay man's dream job. To be the one in charge of reviewing and checking out everyone's cock. I can just hear them interviewing the applicants - "I'm sorry, your penis is too big for the police force, but here's my home number. Give me a call later".

Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are "Friendly"

Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell have a special relationship.  They are alway tossing around gay banters toward each other.

"We're actually friendly," the "Idol" host said." "We don't hold a grudge. We have a very competitive spirit and attitude on the show, but we're friends."

I believe "friendly" is the closeted man's way of saying oral happens often and when it does the ground shakes!

They whisper sweet nothings in each others ears!          They make googly eyes at each other :)              And this is what they like to do :P

Dublin in a rainstorm

Can anyone guess who this once, 42 year old hot sexy celebrity is? She had many hits in the 80's and 90's, she popularized the Brazilian and my journalistic instincts tell me she is still very much a fan of cock as her youngest child was born after pledging she was a sexy lipstick lesbian in 2000.

The years have totally transformed Sinead O'connor. From her hair right down to her over sized clothing. It's as if someone sucked out the beauty, the sexy and the hotness out of her and replaced her estrogen patch with testosterone. She is definitely rocking the look now that there is nothing girlie about her. From what I see, the hair is definitely a lesbian mullet and the clothing is screaming chapstick chic.

I suppose this is what you have to look like to be taken serious when you devote your life to boycotting the pope and the catholic church? Well Sinead you fight the real enemy.  Your remaining  fan will wait as long it takes for you to release another hit single. 

image courtesy of [wenn]

OUT is the new IN?

... Anna Paquin is the latest of celebrities to jump on the 2010 Gay and Lesbian bandwagon announcing she is into boners and muffs. Yes U read it here, Sookie Stackhouse is bisexual.

I wonder what Vampire Bill would say if he didn't approve of Sookie being a dyke. It would probably sound something a little overemphasized like this "SoooKie...... I... .will.....not ...tolerate.....such bahavior...SoooKie"

Sookie would do her hair twirl thing, roll her eyes, point her ass to the camera, bend over the bar and in her southern drawl would reply "Well, Bill, I really don't care whacha ya'll be thinking, ima big ol' dyke and I really like it ya'll!

Back to real life, I'm sure one day we'll be reading about Anna and her fiance Stephen Moyer in some freakish bizarre 3some just like Jesse James and Tiger Woods. It seems to be a trend in Hollywood.

Word of Advice to both Anna and Stephen, learn from your predecessors, NO sexting, NO emails, NO paper trails!

Living La Vida Obvious

In the mother of all shockers (if it was 1999 and anyone still cared) Ricky Martin has decided now (that his career is over) is a good time to tell us what we already knew - he pitches or catches or both (I'm betting catches) for the all-men's league.

He now joins the Stating the Obvious club alongside fellow gay celebutants:
Clay Aiken
Adam Lambert
Ellen DeGeneres
Chaz
Boy George
Sanjaya (oh yeah he hasn't come out yet)

Future inductee Anderson Cooper - here's your chance while it's still relevant.

Is there something you would like to tell us?

Ricky Martin is not a straight gay?

Apparently the gays got wood  word today when Ricky Martin annouced he is gay?  I must have missed something all these years.   I too,was totally shocked to hear that the guy who once shook his ass on stage is  gay.

Could this be the man Joan Collin's wrote about when she penned the phrase "you're so gay" in one of her shitty books?  

I cun't remember what I was thinking when I first saw this photo of Ricky and this guy and their speedos. I am almost positive it wasn't anything sexual, maybe just two good friends getting ready to enjoy the beautiful sunny weather at the beach together. It's all starting to make sense now, Ricky is gay, not a metrosexual.

SHA L O N G

For those of you who don't know SHALONG ...

Shalong is defined as "a fucking huge donkey dick" according to the world of  ghetto ebonics.
                      "Niggah, yo fuckin shalong is pokin' outa yo fuckin pants"

I must ask:  What's the deal with lesbians and dildos?   Now, I don't mean to offend but I need clarity.

I was in my local adult store the other day shopping around for some new kinky toys when I overheard some women talking and excited  about getting home to have some fun.  As I glanced over, I noticed these two manly butchy lesbians clutching this huge black [sha]long snake-looking dildo and not wanting to let it go.  I thought to myself wouldn't a dick suffice? This black dildo looked bigger and harder than any dick I've ever seen.    I mean if shalong is on your mind why not hookup with a regular Maxx Phukzalot or a Ricky Dangler?

So, I am curious ...

Why is it every time I watch porn and see two lesbians doing the nasty, it seems that the lez using the dildo on her partner is doing more moaning and screaming than the one who has that thing inside her.   Am I missing something here? Am I naive in believing that true lesbianism is not about a good muffmunching?

Lesbians of the world, please help me understand! This inquisitive mind wants to know!