Living La Vida Obvious

In the mother of all shockers (if it was 1999 and anyone still cared) Ricky Martin has decided now (that his career is over) is a good time to tell us what we already knew - he pitches or catches or both (I'm betting catches) for the all-men's league.

He now joins the Stating the Obvious club alongside fellow gay celebutants:
Clay Aiken
Adam Lambert
Ellen DeGeneres
Chaz
Boy George
Sanjaya (oh yeah he hasn't come out yet)

Future inductee Anderson Cooper - here's your chance while it's still relevant.

Is there something you would like to tell us?

Ricky Martin is not a straight gay?

Apparently the gays got wood  word today when Ricky Martin annouced he is gay?  I must have missed something all these years.   I too,was totally shocked to hear that the guy who once shook his ass on stage is  gay.

Could this be the man Joan Collin's wrote about when she penned the phrase "you're so gay" in one of her shitty books?  

I cun't remember what I was thinking when I first saw this photo of Ricky and this guy and their speedos. I am almost positive it wasn't anything sexual, maybe just two good friends getting ready to enjoy the beautiful sunny weather at the beach together. It's all starting to make sense now, Ricky is gay, not a metrosexual.