Chaz Is A Fat Male Wanna Be

Chaz looking lost in that suit with her his girlfriend-whois-only-with-her-him-because-she-he-is-Cher's-daughter-son-and-rich.

Not only is Chaz looking like a whale but she's he's an awful dresser.  C'mon Chaz! Give it some effort - wear mens clothes that your fat-assed body doesn't swim in.

And boy was she he sweating at this event.  I guess when you weigh a ton and don't work out, you tend to sweat Chaz!

Living La Vida Obvious

In the mother of all shockers (if it was 1999 and anyone still cared) Ricky Martin has decided now (that his career is over) is a good time to tell us what we already knew - he pitches or catches or both (I'm betting catches) for the all-men's league.

He now joins the Stating the Obvious club alongside fellow gay celebutants:
Clay Aiken
Adam Lambert
Ellen DeGeneres
Chaz
Boy George
Sanjaya (oh yeah he hasn't come out yet)

Future inductee Anderson Cooper - here's your chance while it's still relevant.

Is there something you would like to tell us?

Chaz-io

Oh sure Chaz, go the easy route.

So what are you trying to say? That to be a man you simply need a big belly and some facial hair? 

You see, I pictured you coming back looking more like Fabio - all ripped and muscular but instead you came back looking more like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

I guess the only positive I can see from this is that, as a peen hater, you won't be able to see yours either over that belly.