Sarah Palin - A Big Boob

A source close to Sarah Palin slams reports that the former Vice Presidential candidate had a boob job.

"It's absolutely ridiculous," the insider tells UsMagazine.com of the rumor, which hit the web earlier this week, after Palin appeared considerably curvier at Sunday's Belmont Stakes horse race in Elmont, New York.

Still, it's not the first time Alaska's former governor has flaunted her cleavage. In a candid photo from her days as an undergrad at the University of Idaho, a younger Palin, now 46, showed off a pink T-shirt that read "I may be broke but, I'm not flat busted."

Reps for Palin and her Political Action Committee could not be reached for comment despite repeated attempts by UsMagazine.com.

Story courtesy of Us Magazine.

Large Boobs Can Be Lethal

Some U.K. cow almost killed her lover with her big fugly flabby 40LL tits.  The 27 year explained how her chubby chaser lover enjoys being smothered by her smelly udders, but this time it was different.

“This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going,”

“A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving.  I was panicking and just about to call 911 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved.”

What a hilarious sight this must've been.  Can you just picture him flailing about, trying to get her to stop and she thinks he wants more and keeps him submerged in those balloons.


The only part of this story that I find hard to believe is that she claims to be 27????  Oh please!

Kate Hudson Is A Boob

Think big, start small, act now and that's exactly what Kate Hudson looks to have done, making mountains (ok maybe bunny hills) out of her mole hills in celebration of her 31st b-day.

Her flat-chested, straight as an ironing board boobs now seem more like perky A+ cups.

I think for her 40th she'll bring those puppies up another cup size and then in her 50's up another notch until all you'll see is one big boob.

Amy Crackhouse

Amy Winehouse must have something cuntagious.

A while back Amy was diagnosed with a cuntagious skin infection. The infection, most likely due to cutting, snorting crack and poor hygiene, caused pussy wart-like pimples all over the singer's beautiful face.

Last Saturday night Amy was rushed to the hospital for chest pains. Is it possible that her new and over inflated tits may be the cause of her discomfort? Or is it possible that the singer encountered something else that is cuntagious?

In other Amy Winehouse news - She has been working on and off on her third CD. I bet it will take that "cunt ages" to finish it!