Celebrity Rehab In Rehab

Come on people! Where are all the celebrity messes? Don't you see you're affecting other's livelihood? Get on the show! Do your part to save Celebrity Rehab.

The reality show with Dr. Drew Pinsky has been put on hold because stars are too pussy to go on it. Why wouldn't they want their insane filled lives filmed?

The only brave souls to agree to do the show so far are Tila Tequila, Jason Wahler and rapper Bizzy Bone but that's not enough celebs and do they even qualify as stars?

Where are Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Paula Abdul or Lindsay Lohan?

Actually reports suggest Lindsay Lohan turned down $1 million to appear on the show.

Can you imagine how legend that show would be? Gold - I tell you. Pure white powdered gold!

Amy Crackhouse

Amy Winehouse must have something cuntagious.

A while back Amy was diagnosed with a cuntagious skin infection. The infection, most likely due to cutting, snorting crack and poor hygiene, caused pussy wart-like pimples all over the singer's beautiful face.

Last Saturday night Amy was rushed to the hospital for chest pains. Is it possible that her new and over inflated tits may be the cause of her discomfort? Or is it possible that the singer encountered something else that is cuntagious?

In other Amy Winehouse news - She has been working on and off on her third CD. I bet it will take that "cunt ages" to finish it!