Adam Ant Is Following Ancient History

80's new wave rocker Adam Ant went all ape shit during a recent charity concert in London, dropping F-bombs and other obscenities to his Christian fans.

I'm not really shocked by his behavior. Adam has done some crazy shit in the past and he is certainly no stranger to wearing a straitjacket or being locked up in a beautiful white cushioned room. What is surprising, people showed up to hear him sing and they had the nerve to boo him off stage. That's just so bloody rude! ROCK 'n' ROLL bitches! It's all about the booze, sex and fucken profanities, isn't it?




This is a classic 80's sitcom misunderstanding moment, I'm sure of it. I’m thinking Adam must have forgotten the words to his only hit, Stand And Deliver, and when he started mumbling “da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa, da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa”, fans began to chuckle thinking he was losing it again. Adam Ant was not amused so he obviously got his knickers in a twist and channeled his inner Sinead O'Connor. He has since, been placed under involuntary psychiatric evaluation or 5150 hold by a hospital in London.

Adam later released a special message to his fans asking them to shower him with gifts and get well cards. How diva-licious!

"Ant fans - please send me postcards at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital, Fulham Road. Please don't come down here as it may upset the staff who have been really pleasant.

I am having a well earned rest at Her Majesty's Pleasure and am painting and continuing being an art student. I have a great view and am considering gigs later in the year".

Wow, things seem very rosy now in Ant World - seems like the Xanax finally kicked in. All is calm and relaxed again. Get well Adam, everything is going to be A-Ok :)

Dublin in a rainstorm

Can anyone guess who this once, 42 year old hot sexy celebrity is? She had many hits in the 80's and 90's, she popularized the Brazilian and my journalistic instincts tell me she is still very much a fan of cock as her youngest child was born after pledging she was a sexy lipstick lesbian in 2000.

The years have totally transformed Sinead O'connor. From her hair right down to her over sized clothing. It's as if someone sucked out the beauty, the sexy and the hotness out of her and replaced her estrogen patch with testosterone. She is definitely rocking the look now that there is nothing girlie about her. From what I see, the hair is definitely a lesbian mullet and the clothing is screaming chapstick chic.

I suppose this is what you have to look like to be taken serious when you devote your life to boycotting the pope and the catholic church? Well Sinead you fight the real enemy.  Your remaining  fan will wait as long it takes for you to release another hit single. 

image courtesy of [wenn]