Finola will NEVER be Lori Davis

Ex-General Hospital Actress, Finola Hughes just cun’t seem to catch a break in these hard economic times. So like every talentless Hollywood star, Finola has decided to trade in her unemployment check for a chance to star in a new infomercial for Viviscal, a hairloss prevention product for women. The actress claims to have suffered from hair loss which effects millions of women.

Finola says, "Either the stress or the hormones had a huge effect on my hair and it started to come out in clumps and I lost a lot of the front volume of it. Viviscal is a natural marine-based protein (supplement) that features shampoos and conditioners. I use the haircare and it works."

I just don’t buy it! There is nothing convincing about this infomercial. The products don’t even measure up to those of Lori Davis. Now I bet you those really worked on your hair! I remember Cher just about ready to cream her jeans in those infomercials every time she heard Lori Davis talk about crystalline shine. Cher would get all jittery, lick her lips, Oh my God and stick her head between her legs from the excitement of crystalline shine. Now that’s convincing!




I must admit, I am mesmerized by Finola. She resembles a frightened chimp when she smiles with her beautiful white chimpanzee teeth. Perhaps the next time she is looking for work, her agent should be more selective and shop around for teeth whitening products. She should put her best assets to work.

Chaz Is A Fat Male Wanna Be

Chaz looking lost in that suit with her his girlfriend-whois-only-with-her-him-because-she-he-is-Cher's-daughter-son-and-rich.

Not only is Chaz looking like a whale but she's he's an awful dresser.  C'mon Chaz! Give it some effort - wear mens clothes that your fat-assed body doesn't swim in.

And boy was she he sweating at this event.  I guess when you weigh a ton and don't work out, you tend to sweat Chaz!

Chrstina Aguilera wants her fans to know she doesn't give a F*ck

Christina Aguilera seems to be rocking Madonna's sexy bondage, justify my love, Britney Spears "Boys" look and I....LOVE....IT!!!!

The "Beautiful" singer is set to release her latest CD titled Bionic (Erasure-eque, 6 million dollar man / woman, sweet Jamie) with a new sound (Madonna / Britney Spears / Lady Gaga / Cher) and a sick club banging hit "not myself tonight".

It took 4 years for Xtina to get back to the studio to come up with new material. She also patiently awaited for Britney Spears to be out of the limelight so that fans can strictly concentrate and appreciate her new sound.

Xtina "gets crazy" with her lyrics adding a few suggestive and pationate moans and she wants you to give it to her, don't stop, awwww ....

"Cause I'm doing things that I normally won't do 
The old me's gone I feel brand new
And if you don't like it FUCK you"

The song is catchy. It took me a few listens before it grew on me. Awww do love me a good song that reeks sex and when Xtina talks and whispers, it really turns me on. What really grabs my attention is when Xtina screams out FUCK U - it makes the song complete! So take a listen and FUCK U :)

Chaz-io

Oh sure Chaz, go the easy route.

So what are you trying to say? That to be a man you simply need a big belly and some facial hair? 

You see, I pictured you coming back looking more like Fabio - all ripped and muscular but instead you came back looking more like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

I guess the only positive I can see from this is that, as a peen hater, you won't be able to see yours either over that belly.