David Guetta Is Unlucky With Madonna

David Guetta has suggested that record label issues may prevent the release of his collaboration with Madonna.

The DJ and producer confirmed to The Guardian that he and Madonna recently wrote and recorded a track together.

Guetta said: "It's a tricky situation, because she's now out of a record deal. We don't even know what's going to happen with it. It's a huge record, so it's really frustrating."

"The track is part of the Warner deal, but it's not on the album, so why would they invest any money in it? I was really unlucky with that one."

Of his recent work on 'Scream' and 'Acapella' with Kelis, he added: "I wanted that song on my album, so we had a fight. But we're good now."

Guetta added that he respected Black Eyed Peas for seeking a collaboration with him rather than just imitating his records.

"They wanted my sound," he said. "Will.i.am is an incredible producer. He could've said, 'Okay, I'm just going to copy that sound'. But he called me to do 'I Gotta Feeling' and 'Rock That Body'."

Story courtesy of Digital Spy

Madonna New American Idol Judge?

The Simon Cowell era is over and I'm sure the American Idol will now be over too. I know I only watched the show for Simon, so its funny to hear who they'll replace the popular judge with. Rumors first had Howard Stern taking over, which would've been amazing, but now that Howard has shot that rumor down himself, a new one pops up.

Madonna is now rumored to replace Simon Cowell on Idol.

A source told The Sun newspaper: "Simon is going to leave a gaping hole. Not only is he an expert, he's also a big star in the States. Everyone agrees Madge would be great and they want her as a full-time judge. But if that fails they'd at least like her as a mentor."

I think you'd be happy to even have her make a brief appearance on the show, let alone judge for it. I could throw out any number of rock star names just to start a rumor. Let's see - Paul McCartney, Bruce Springteen, Bono, Beyonce, and Britney Spears. And what do they all have in common with Madonna. None of them will be an American Idol judge.

Madonna's Age-Defying Skin Care Secret Revealed

The photo says it all.  Now anyone can look F-A-B-ulous instantly!

Courtesy of Queerty and Giopetsgraphicart

MALAWI And Gay Rights

A gay couple in Malawi, found guilty of gross indecency and unnatural acts after they took part in an "engagement ceremony," was sentenced to 14 years in prison Thursday.  

Steven Mojenza, 26, and Tiwonge Chimbalanga, 20, were convicted in a court Tuesday.


The pair was arrested in December at their home in Blantyre, Malawi, for professing their love in a traditional engagement ceremony. They were rounded up after news reports surfaced, charged under colonial-era sodomy laws and detained at Chichiru Prison without bail.


Homosexuality is illegal in Malawi -- as it is in most African nations -- and government officials have said they are simply upholding the law.   

Read the rest of the article  Courtesy of  CNN





If I can offer some suggestions:

Perhaps Madonna and other celebrities can ban together and adopt all the gay people in Malwai and leave behind the starving children ...

Or perhaps all people should  admit or pretend to be gay in hopes of being arrested.  This would help resolve the countries poverty crisis.   The government would simply feed and provide shelter to everyone.  Crisis solved!

Justin Bieber is Really Dating the Palm Sisters

Justin Bieber is playing the field?   Uhmm, you're 15?

In an interview with talk40.com, Justin claims: "Actually now I'm dating Celine Dion and Shania Twain. I'm dating both of them".

And when asked about Kylie Minogue? It's apparently over between them.

Could there be anymore gay to this story? Is the truth really OUT there?  It seems Justin is spending a little too much time fantasizing and with his hands, no doubt.  He's just Seacrest  s-c-r-e-a-m-i-n-g to come out of the closet.

Next we'll hear the Beav talk about a dream date with Madonna and Britney Spears or perhaps the thrill of a duet with Liza Minnelli or Bette Midler.

Chrstina Aguilera wants her fans to know she doesn't give a F*ck

Christina Aguilera seems to be rocking Madonna's sexy bondage, justify my love, Britney Spears "Boys" look and I....LOVE....IT!!!!

The "Beautiful" singer is set to release her latest CD titled Bionic (Erasure-eque, 6 million dollar man / woman, sweet Jamie) with a new sound (Madonna / Britney Spears / Lady Gaga / Cher) and a sick club banging hit "not myself tonight".

It took 4 years for Xtina to get back to the studio to come up with new material. She also patiently awaited for Britney Spears to be out of the limelight so that fans can strictly concentrate and appreciate her new sound.

Xtina "gets crazy" with her lyrics adding a few suggestive and pationate moans and she wants you to give it to her, don't stop, awwww ....

"Cause I'm doing things that I normally won't do 
The old me's gone I feel brand new
And if you don't like it FUCK you"

The song is catchy. It took me a few listens before it grew on me. Awww do love me a good song that reeks sex and when Xtina talks and whispers, it really turns me on. What really grabs my attention is when Xtina screams out FUCK U - it makes the song complete! So take a listen and FUCK U :)

His Rod Is An A-Lister

Alex Rodriguez puts the out-of-control rod in A-Rod to good use and apparently it's in great demand. One would think his penis were a fine wine because all the A-list celebrities are vying for a taste of it.


First Madonna, then Kate Hudson -- and now cheese-crusted pizza face Cameron Diaz.


"A-Rod is with Cameron. They've been keeping it quiet, but they're totally together.” a source told US media.


She was pretty much all over him at a Super Bowl party - grinding and dry humping him on the dance floor.  She even put her stripper move on him, performing a lap dance on A-Dick. Boing! That's one skanky couple - made for each other.

Madonna Is Related To Everyone

First Ancestry.com told us Madonner was related to Celine Dion (which explains the material girl's singing talent).

Then they told us she was related to that horse-faced Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker-Bowles (which explains Maddy's fake British accent)

Now the site is claiming that Madge is related to that awkward dancing man entertainer - Ellen Degeneres (which explains Esther being all lezzie for one sec in the 90's).

My guess is we'll next find out she's related to Heidi Fleiss (which would explain the ho in Mo).

The Original SuperWhore Loves Her Evian

When Madonna simulated oral sex on a water bottle in the documentary Truth or Dare, I wonder if she was thinking of  Liam Neeson.

In a recent interview on the Howard Stern Show, Howard asked Janice Dickinson about her conquests and their dick sizes.

When asked how hung Liam uptohisKneeson is, the self-proclaimed original SupermodelWhore gushed that his shaft was "engulfing large - pulsating veins - ripping".


She added that "he took his pants off and an Evian bottle fell out".  Wow, sounds like a pop vending machine.  I wonder if it dispenses any other drinks?

After seeing that refreshing drink, I certainly hope he was able to quench her thirst!

Lord Tundering Jesus attacked by a disco ball

UHM, Awwww who that be?  Can it be true? Madonna's boy toy wants to make it in hollywood?

Someone get on the phone and call Misdemeanor and tell her to get back on the M. I. C!

Hey Missy, we are no longer lovin' Madonna and them Gap Jeannns.    When Jesus walks by, people gonna be asking him, "Where You get them jeans?

Missy take it from me!