Finola will NEVER be Lori Davis

Ex-General Hospital Actress, Finola Hughes just cun’t seem to catch a break in these hard economic times. So like every talentless Hollywood star, Finola has decided to trade in her unemployment check for a chance to star in a new infomercial for Viviscal, a hairloss prevention product for women. The actress claims to have suffered from hair loss which effects millions of women.

Finola says, "Either the stress or the hormones had a huge effect on my hair and it started to come out in clumps and I lost a lot of the front volume of it. Viviscal is a natural marine-based protein (supplement) that features shampoos and conditioners. I use the haircare and it works."

I just don’t buy it! There is nothing convincing about this infomercial. The products don’t even measure up to those of Lori Davis. Now I bet you those really worked on your hair! I remember Cher just about ready to cream her jeans in those infomercials every time she heard Lori Davis talk about crystalline shine. Cher would get all jittery, lick her lips, Oh my God and stick her head between her legs from the excitement of crystalline shine. Now that’s convincing!




I must admit, I am mesmerized by Finola. She resembles a frightened chimp when she smiles with her beautiful white chimpanzee teeth. Perhaps the next time she is looking for work, her agent should be more selective and shop around for teeth whitening products. She should put her best assets to work.