Tiger's SAT score is 120

The Enquirer says Tiger Woods confessed to Elin that he screwed more than 120 Strippers And Tramps (SAT) since they exchanged their most sacred of vows LOL five years ago. I think this is when Elin chased him out to the car with a golf club and decided to leave his sorry ass.

His whore-friend Joslyn James thinks the number is even higher than his claim. "I bet it's 500 or more," she said to the Daily News and she may be right.

Apparently he tried to fuck their neighbor Raychel Coudriet but didn't include her on this stupid list the idiot decided to provide - so who knows how many more were missing from that list. Why the hell did he even have a list? Hasn't he ever heard of deny, deny, deny.

"This is the worst betrayal ever!" she snapped at him after finding this out. "That's it ... I'm divorcing you."

The source says "Tiger tried to deny it" Oh - my apology - so he did try to deny, deny, deny. I guess it doesn't always work!

"But Elin yelled at him, 'You're lying! You're always a liar! You're a piece of shit!" I think she may have also been heard singing "Money, That's What I Want".

Place Your Tiger Bets

It looks like Elin has had just about enough of Tiger GotWoods and his cheating ways and is upset that instead of working on his marriage, he’s working on his hookers golf comeback.

Sources say the marriage is indeed over and if you believe that and care to wager some money on it, here's your chance.

Bodog.com is giving odds and taking bets on when it will happen.

Odds they file for divorce before 2010 U.S. open starts on June 17 is at -200 (bet $200 to win $100 if they divorce)

Odds they don’t file for before U.S. Open is +150 (bet $100 to win $150 if they don’t divorce)

Of course once divorced, you want to bet on their settlement.

Odds are (-125) for "Under $300 million" settlement and (-115) for "Over $300 million" settlement.

Some other bets on the site are: Who will be Elin’s next boyfriend after she dumps Tiger?

20/1 odds - it’s another golfer
25/1 odds – it’s an athlete other than a golfer
30/1 odds – it’s an actor, professional musician and/or model

But these are too boring. Let's spice it up a bit. I'd like to see things like:

Who will he fuck first after his divorce? His old whores or a new stripper?

Which will be his first act performed, Anal, blow job or missionary?

Any golden showers?

Where will he drop his first load? Ass, tits, face?

If Bodog.com can give me odds on these questions, I may have to place major bets.