Oprah Rules The Roost

Oprah has taken the lead as Forbes most powerful celebrity with US$315 million, after Angelina Jolie dropped to number 18.

At number 50, Twilight's Robert Pattinson entered the list for the first time with earnings of US$17 million. His co-star, Kristen Stewart, was number 66, with US$12 million.

The top five earners after Winfrey are: singer Beyonce Knowles (US$87 million), Avatar director James Cameron (US$210 million), singer Lady Gaga (US$62 million), Tiger Woods (US$105 million), and Britney Spears (US$64 million).

All the earnings were calculated from June 2009 to June 2010.

Story courtesy of Maclean's

Tiger - Are You My Daddy?

An onlooker reportedly flew a banner over Pebble Beach during the US Open to mock Tiger Woods on Father's Day.

According to Gossip Cop, the banner read 'Tiger: Are you My Daddy?'.

The announcement flew over the golfer as he was playing the fourth hole on Sunday.

Porn star Devon James, one of Woods's alleged mistresses, recently filed a paternity suit against him claiming that he is the father of her 9-year-old son.

Woods's representatives have said that James' claims are untrue and that a DNA test Woods took in 2002 proved that he was not the father of her son.

Courtesy of Digital Spy

Tiger Woods Got Love Child

Porn star and sometimes whore of Tiger Woods claims they have a love child.

Devon James says sleaze Woods the father of her 9 year old son..


Of course no believes it, especially Tiger who must be having nightmares just about every night, but sources for RadarOnline claim the kid looks like Tiger.

What a loser Tiger is....This is gonna cost him BIG...lots and lots of money.  Not only to his whore and baby momma, but to his soon to be ex-wife.

Tiger Woods Cun't date?

Despite their imminent divorce, it is being reported that Tigers Woods' legal team told him he cun't date other women until his split is finalized.

Helllllooooo -  Who are they trying to kid?  Tiger was not dating these women to begin with.  He was fuckin!   He was being considered for the "Legendary Crown Award" for fucking women and a lot of them too.    This mofo needs skank and kink.  His track records speaks for itself.   There is no taming this horny cat.   Tiger is heading to divorce court  whether he keeps it in his pants or keeps on fucking!  

OOPs, I just re-read the article posted here.  My apologies! I misinterpreted what his lawyers were saying.  Tiger is not allowed to date, they say nothing about him hiring hookers and fuckin them for a good time.   Sorry!

Sluttiness Is A Lucrative Business

Whoring is big business, but when it involves celebrities, it's even bigger.

The recent coming forwards of celeb sluts has garnered lots of attention and cash.

According to E! Investigates, the top earning mistresses are Jaimee Grubbs who, for opening her legs for Tiger GotWoods, made over $250,000 for her story and interviews.

Jamie Jungers, another Woods skank, made close to $200,000 for appearances and interviews.

Jesse James' whore, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, made about $100,000.

And the big winner to date is another from Woods’ harem, Rachel Uchitel, who apparently earned up to $10 million in hush money from Tiger and is set to earn even more for posing in Playboy.

I can just see all those young ladies of the night growing up all across America with their hopes of one day finding their way to Hollywood - driven only by the dream of being the best mistress to the stars!

Will Tiger Woods Line Up For "The Eleventh Hole"

Below is the press release for Joslyn James' porn about her time with Tiger Woods.  I wonder if Tiger will be the first to pre-order this? I know, I'm curious to see it.

LOS ANGELES -- Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film studio, has signed a contract with one-time Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James to make "The Eleventh Hole," a movie that will depict never-before-told intimate details of her three-year relationship with the golf champion.

The movie will take viewers behind the Tiger Woods headlines, gossip columns and texting to capture the most secret fine points about James' affair with the golf icon.

In sensual and graphic terms, viewers will learn the between-the-sheets story behind the personal texts Woods sent to James.

The movie will be released under the studio's Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has earned fame and notoriety for popular movies featuring celebrities having sex, from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee to Kim Kardashian, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty and Playboy Playmate and reality TV star Shauna Sand.

James, also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, carried on a long-running affair with Woods after meeting him at The Bellagio resort in Las Vegas. She has disclosed numerous steamy text messages the two exchanged to arrange their trysts.

"Even at major tournaments we would manage to hook up, and in fact it wasn't unusual for us to have sex four or five times a day," she said in a recent interview.

Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of Vivid, said he anticipates "a great demand for this film because we think it will tell the real story behind Woods' voracious sexual appetite and the women who satisfied it."

Joslyn recently consulted with Vivid when the studio held open auditions for the role of Tiger Woods in her upcoming movie which is expected to be released on May 17th.

David Boreanaz is no Angel

David Boreanaz has admitted to cheating on his wife of 9 years, Jaime Bergman , with skank ho, Rachel Uchitel, who is the same twat who was fucking Tiger Woods .

"Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities," the Bones star fesses to People. "I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible."

Come on David, why don't you just admit it was the best fuck you had in a long time. Rachel does things with her tongue and sugar walls we could only dream of. You experienced that magic and now you're sorry you got caught.

Rachel Uchitel is one lucky SLUT! She seems to be making her rounds with quite a few members from an EXCLUSIVE club in which Mr David Special Agent Seeley Booth Boner is rumoured to be a member of. The Hollywood H Club . That's right, H-wood Club, as in hung like a horse, the huge Donkey Dick club. Seems Rachel is a real pro when it comes to her arts and craft. She'll fuck you, threaten to extort some ca$h out of you and then she'll sell you out to the tabloids. I wonder which celebrity she's banging now? Who will be her next f-bud? I hope this cunt has a stash of home videos and pictures. I admit it, I want to see them. I'm just sitting waiting to download everyone one of them.

Just asking ...

Tiger's SAT score is 120

The Enquirer says Tiger Woods confessed to Elin that he screwed more than 120 Strippers And Tramps (SAT) since they exchanged their most sacred of vows LOL five years ago. I think this is when Elin chased him out to the car with a golf club and decided to leave his sorry ass.

His whore-friend Joslyn James thinks the number is even higher than his claim. "I bet it's 500 or more," she said to the Daily News and she may be right.

Apparently he tried to fuck their neighbor Raychel Coudriet but didn't include her on this stupid list the idiot decided to provide - so who knows how many more were missing from that list. Why the hell did he even have a list? Hasn't he ever heard of deny, deny, deny.

"This is the worst betrayal ever!" she snapped at him after finding this out. "That's it ... I'm divorcing you."

The source says "Tiger tried to deny it" Oh - my apology - so he did try to deny, deny, deny. I guess it doesn't always work!

"But Elin yelled at him, 'You're lying! You're always a liar! You're a piece of shit!" I think she may have also been heard singing "Money, That's What I Want".

Celine Dion's Water Themed Home

WOW

Look at Celine Dion's new water themed addition to her Neverland Ranch Florida home.  It's breathtaking... It includes a huge pool, lazy river and a water slide.  

Apparently, Tiger Big Woods also had plans on building his [private] amusement park next door for his stripper, whores, sluts, skanks, family.

photo [splashnews online]

Place Your Tiger Bets

It looks like Elin has had just about enough of Tiger GotWoods and his cheating ways and is upset that instead of working on his marriage, he’s working on his hookers golf comeback.

Sources say the marriage is indeed over and if you believe that and care to wager some money on it, here's your chance.

Bodog.com is giving odds and taking bets on when it will happen.

Odds they file for divorce before 2010 U.S. open starts on June 17 is at -200 (bet $200 to win $100 if they divorce)

Odds they don’t file for before U.S. Open is +150 (bet $100 to win $150 if they don’t divorce)

Of course once divorced, you want to bet on their settlement.

Odds are (-125) for "Under $300 million" settlement and (-115) for "Over $300 million" settlement.

Some other bets on the site are: Who will be Elin’s next boyfriend after she dumps Tiger?

20/1 odds - it’s another golfer
25/1 odds – it’s an athlete other than a golfer
30/1 odds – it’s an actor, professional musician and/or model

But these are too boring. Let's spice it up a bit. I'd like to see things like:

Who will he fuck first after his divorce? His old whores or a new stripper?

Which will be his first act performed, Anal, blow job or missionary?

Any golden showers?

Where will he drop his first load? Ass, tits, face?

If Bodog.com can give me odds on these questions, I may have to place major bets.

Jamie Grubbs More Attention

One of Tiger Woods' whores, Mistress Jamie Grubbs was arrested and released on $30,000 bail (wonder where she got that money?) after it was discovered she had 3 outstanding warrants for driving with a suspended license.

This makes perfect sense to me because based on her past behavior, Jamie doesn't seem bound to any license rules, unlike other civilized people.

Whether it's a driver's license or a marriage license, Grubbs screws does what she wants.

hersTORI

Tori Spelling and Dean WhatHisFaceLookingForAttentionGoldDigger McDouche are the latest celebrity Hollywood couple hitting the media circuit to prove to the world that it would take an eternity to break them apart. Oh and their reality show is set to premier on Monday.

"We are so together, there is no divorce in our future, at all. "Everyone has marital problems, You know, you fight with your partner" Tori Spelling

Sounds So noTORIous, Someone is definitely doing some more sTORI tellin'. 

I believe what sTori is really circulating goes a little something like this:

D is for Deadbeat Dad Douchebag. I am a media whore. I have every intention of leaving my marriage behind. I don't want to be married to this dufus anymore. I cun't wait to end this fuckin sham of a marriage! Damn Tiger and Larry King for their cheating scandals. Timing is everything. I need to plan and execute this divorce just right. I'll sit tight until I can think of a better sTORI that will give me even more media coverage. I should have listened to my bitch mother and not marry this dumb fuck. I lost my daddy's millions thanks to this dickhead. For fucksake, a bed and breakfast??? WTF was I thinking living in the sticks catering to trash who can't afford to be pampered in a hotel. I'm use to being treated like a queen with my daddy's millions!!

... And End Scene
 

Tiger Finds The Force

Is that Obi-Wan Kenobi talking to Tiger GotWoods?
 
Because if it really was his dad, he'd probably be yelling "Wimp! What kind of a man are you? In my time, I had twice the poon you've had."


"Now go out there and get some more pussy. Go make me proud."


"LukeTake out your big light saber and use the force."


"Just do it!"

Is Tiger Masters of His Domain?

Tiger Woods' press conference today was full of sexual innuendos, lewd
remarks and shocking revelations ---oh...ummmm..never mind that's what I was
hoping. Instead we got Robo-Woods talking about how "happy" he is.


However I dug deep through what he said, working hard to pull out these
gems.

"The fans were incredible" Tiger said, "I'm looking forward to the first
tee and getting out there and doing what I've done for a very long time" --
Translation: finding new women to fuck in every city.
 
"It feels fun again" 
Translation:oh oh sounds like he might've already found another
whore.

"and that's something that has been missing." 
Translation: I guess he hasn't had anal in awhile.

"Have I been winning, Yes, I have." 
Translation: He sure has...unprotected sex and no one's gotten pregnant yet.

"I won numerous times the last few years, but I wasn't having anywhere near
the amount of fun."
Translation: Who's he kidding? He was humping everything that moved
and having the best time of his life. The only thing that stopped him was
getting caught.

"Why? Because you look at what I was engaged in."
Translation:  Having sex with numerous partners in every position imaginable.

"When you live a life of lying all the time"  
Translation: I'm never getting caught


"life is not fun"  
Translation: when you're wife finds out and hits you over the head with a golf club.



"That's where I was and that's been stripped all away and here I am"
Translation:   Dammit..why did you all have to find out...why!! I had a good thing going and you ruined it for me.

$10 Million Hole-In-One

I bet Tiger GotWood never imagined membership would be so costly at the Rachel Uchitel's private course.

After taking out his big wood and getting his balls washed and scrubbed, GotWood played her front and back nine before dropping a huge sloppy winner onto the last hole.

Little did he know that hole would cost him $10 million.

Who says whoring doesn't pay!

OUT is the new IN?

... Anna Paquin is the latest of celebrities to jump on the 2010 Gay and Lesbian bandwagon announcing she is into boners and muffs. Yes U read it here, Sookie Stackhouse is bisexual.

I wonder what Vampire Bill would say if he didn't approve of Sookie being a dyke. It would probably sound something a little overemphasized like this "SoooKie...... I... .will.....not ...tolerate.....such bahavior...SoooKie"

Sookie would do her hair twirl thing, roll her eyes, point her ass to the camera, bend over the bar and in her southern drawl would reply "Well, Bill, I really don't care whacha ya'll be thinking, ima big ol' dyke and I really like it ya'll!

Back to real life, I'm sure one day we'll be reading about Anna and her fiance Stephen Moyer in some freakish bizarre 3some just like Jesse James and Tiger Woods. It seems to be a trend in Hollywood.

Word of Advice to both Anna and Stephen, learn from your predecessors, NO sexting, NO emails, NO paper trails!

Tiger Woods Sees His Shadow

Hey Tiger - you can come out of hibernation. Your long cold winter is over and you can count your lucky hoes that the smeglight is now shining on Jesse "Monkey" James.

I'm sure Howard Stern is already thinking sequel to his Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, but I have a few ideas of my own. Tell me what you think.

Survivor: STDs - the Tiger Tribe vs the Monkey Tribe. The winners eat lobster and the losers get crabs.

Mistress Idol - vote for your favorite ho plus the top 10 then go on the whore tour for the summer.

Prostitute Island - Married couples agree to live with the mistresses in order to test the strength of their relationships.

America's Got Talent - each mistress shows off her best "talent".

Dancing With The Skanks - pole dancing at its best!

Or how about Biggest Loser, America's Next Top Call Girl, Hooker Apprentice.

I'm telling you the ideas are endless and with a few more scandals we might get a chance to produce them all so let the whoring begin!

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