Tiger Woods Got Love Child

Porn star and sometimes whore of Tiger Woods claims they have a love child.

Devon James says sleaze Woods the father of her 9 year old son..


Of course no believes it, especially Tiger who must be having nightmares just about every night, but sources for RadarOnline claim the kid looks like Tiger.

What a loser Tiger is....This is gonna cost him BIG...lots and lots of money.  Not only to his whore and baby momma, but to his soon to be ex-wife.

LeAnn Rimes Justifies Affair

The line "I'm a bitch, I'm a tease. I'm a goddess on my knees" from Meredith Brooks' song "Bitch" popped into my head when I heard LeAnn Rimes try to justify her slutty behavior with Eddie Cibrian.

Rimes told People Magazine

"I take responsibility for everything I've done. I hate that people got hurt. But I don't regret the outcome. It was very emotionally driven. I never once thought what I was doing was OK. I was out of balance. My marriage was out of balance. There was something missing."

The face of an angel and the face of a whore added:

"The hardest thing to hear is someone call either of us a home wrecker because we didn't walk into a perfectly happy marriage and ruin it. I don't know what the future holds, but I know it holds Eddie. I'm really happy. I've moved on, and I hope there can be some forgiveness and acceptance."

Guess what? A cheater is always a cheat and when both of you are cheaters the odds that one of you will stray are even higher.

Justin Timberlake said it best when he sang "what goes around comes all the way back around".

Ashton Kutcher is...Twat Of The Day

Ashton Kutcher thinks it's OK for a 16 year old to perform oral lap dances and act all slutty and in his latest twats, defends Skanky Cyrus.

"Ur comments on Miley are completely unwarranted. She's 17... Judgment is unbecoming. I think it's important to think about the context of the event she was at. It's not like she was at a club with some stranger."

Reality check Kutcher. She was 16 at the time - giving a lap dance to a co-worker, in front of other co-workers! And tell me Ashton - how many other jobs do you think would tolerate this whore-ish behavior at a workplace from a teenager??  Real classy. Twat.


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Tiger's SAT score is 120

The Enquirer says Tiger Woods confessed to Elin that he screwed more than 120 Strippers And Tramps (SAT) since they exchanged their most sacred of vows LOL five years ago. I think this is when Elin chased him out to the car with a golf club and decided to leave his sorry ass.

His whore-friend Joslyn James thinks the number is even higher than his claim. "I bet it's 500 or more," she said to the Daily News and she may be right.

Apparently he tried to fuck their neighbor Raychel Coudriet but didn't include her on this stupid list the idiot decided to provide - so who knows how many more were missing from that list. Why the hell did he even have a list? Hasn't he ever heard of deny, deny, deny.

"This is the worst betrayal ever!" she snapped at him after finding this out. "That's it ... I'm divorcing you."

The source says "Tiger tried to deny it" Oh - my apology - so he did try to deny, deny, deny. I guess it doesn't always work!

"But Elin yelled at him, 'You're lying! You're always a liar! You're a piece of shit!" I think she may have also been heard singing "Money, That's What I Want".

Place Your Tiger Bets

It looks like Elin has had just about enough of Tiger GotWoods and his cheating ways and is upset that instead of working on his marriage, he’s working on his hookers golf comeback.

Sources say the marriage is indeed over and if you believe that and care to wager some money on it, here's your chance.

Bodog.com is giving odds and taking bets on when it will happen.

Odds they file for divorce before 2010 U.S. open starts on June 17 is at -200 (bet $200 to win $100 if they divorce)

Odds they don’t file for before U.S. Open is +150 (bet $100 to win $150 if they don’t divorce)

Of course once divorced, you want to bet on their settlement.

Odds are (-125) for "Under $300 million" settlement and (-115) for "Over $300 million" settlement.

Some other bets on the site are: Who will be Elin’s next boyfriend after she dumps Tiger?

20/1 odds - it’s another golfer
25/1 odds – it’s an athlete other than a golfer
30/1 odds – it’s an actor, professional musician and/or model

But these are too boring. Let's spice it up a bit. I'd like to see things like:

Who will he fuck first after his divorce? His old whores or a new stripper?

Which will be his first act performed, Anal, blow job or missionary?

Any golden showers?

Where will he drop his first load? Ass, tits, face?

If Bodog.com can give me odds on these questions, I may have to place major bets.

Spitz-On-Her Might Come Back

Who says you can't fuck some whores and get a job in politics? After being caught in a sex scandal for hiring hookers in March 2008, former Governor of New York City, Eliot Spitz-On-Her may get a second chance at a political career.

Peter Elkind, author of "Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer" thinks "the financial meltdown has really accelerated the potential speed of his rehabilitation. It's just a horrific disaster and people are looking to see who was on the right side of that issue, and he was as attorney general."

A recent poll of New York voters showed that 58% don't want Spitz-On-Her's dick roaming the state offices, however that's a big improvement from last year's poll which showed 68% Spitz-On-Her haters.

That's a 13% drop, so if my math is correct and this trend continues, in a little over 4 years he'll have his ass back in office and some hookers back under his desk performing their civic duty on him.

$10 Million Hole-In-One

I bet Tiger GotWood never imagined membership would be so costly at the Rachel Uchitel's private course.

After taking out his big wood and getting his balls washed and scrubbed, GotWood played her front and back nine before dropping a huge sloppy winner onto the last hole.

Little did he know that hole would cost him $10 million.

Who says whoring doesn't pay!