Jesse James: I threw away a "pretty amazing life and marriage"

In Jesse James' first television interview since his split from Sandra Bullock, the Monster Garage star says he ruined a good thing.


"I took a pretty amazing life and marriage and threw it away," James says in a clip from an interview airing on ABC's Nightline on Tuesday, May 25 at 11:35/10:35c.

In the interview, James admits to cheating on Bullock and acknowledges that his actions have made him "the most hated man in the world." The 41-year-old also gets so emotional during the interview that he asks to take a break.

Shortly after Bullock won an Oscar for her performance in The Blind Side, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee claimed that she had an affair with James. In April, Bullock filed for divorce. James recently returned from a treatment facility he entered to deal with "personal issues."


Story courtesy of  KCBA.com

Add Matt Lauer To The Cheat List

The National Enquirer is reporting that "Today Show" host Matt Lauer's 12 year marriage is over because he couldn't keep it in his pants either.  What the hell is with this past year?  Is there anyone in Hollywood who isn't screwing around on their spouses?  

Apparently while we were all catching the events at the Olympics in Vancouver, Lauer was there performing his specialty - the cheating on your wife while away on business and hoping not to get caught event.


Matt is of course denying this for now - only until the mistress or mistresses come out - at which point, he'll of course be very sorry that he got caught and ask for forgiveness.  Do you think he cheated on Annette Roque?

Will Tiger Woods Line Up For "The Eleventh Hole"

Below is the press release for Joslyn James' porn about her time with Tiger Woods.  I wonder if Tiger will be the first to pre-order this? I know, I'm curious to see it.

LOS ANGELES -- Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film studio, has signed a contract with one-time Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James to make "The Eleventh Hole," a movie that will depict never-before-told intimate details of her three-year relationship with the golf champion.

The movie will take viewers behind the Tiger Woods headlines, gossip columns and texting to capture the most secret fine points about James' affair with the golf icon.

In sensual and graphic terms, viewers will learn the between-the-sheets story behind the personal texts Woods sent to James.

The movie will be released under the studio's Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has earned fame and notoriety for popular movies featuring celebrities having sex, from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee to Kim Kardashian, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty and Playboy Playmate and reality TV star Shauna Sand.

James, also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, carried on a long-running affair with Woods after meeting him at The Bellagio resort in Las Vegas. She has disclosed numerous steamy text messages the two exchanged to arrange their trysts.

"Even at major tournaments we would manage to hook up, and in fact it wasn't unusual for us to have sex four or five times a day," she said in a recent interview.

Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of Vivid, said he anticipates "a great demand for this film because we think it will tell the real story behind Woods' voracious sexual appetite and the women who satisfied it."

Joslyn recently consulted with Vivid when the studio held open auditions for the role of Tiger Woods in her upcoming movie which is expected to be released on May 17th.

Mel Gibson Cheats On Mistress With Mistress

This is priceless and perfectly in character for a racist drunk like Mel Gibson.  National Enquirer is reporting that he cheated on his current baby mama/mistress Oksana Grigorieva with a porn star, Violet Kowal, and that he apparently was doing Violet while Oksana was pregnant with their kid.  Isn't this what Mel did to Robyn, his wife of 30 years? Fucked Oksana and got her pregnant while still married to Robyn?  Pretty predictable Mel - you should change up your pattern.

Reports say this is they reason why Oksana dumped his sorry ass but Gibson, of course, denies this.  Kowal is also doing some denying of her own - claiming she's a "business woman", not a porn star.   If she's a "business woman", then I'm a "porn star" and I'd like to watch some of "businesses".



Mel - you are a class act - all the way.

Tiger's SAT score is 120

The Enquirer says Tiger Woods confessed to Elin that he screwed more than 120 Strippers And Tramps (SAT) since they exchanged their most sacred of vows LOL five years ago. I think this is when Elin chased him out to the car with a golf club and decided to leave his sorry ass.

His whore-friend Joslyn James thinks the number is even higher than his claim. "I bet it's 500 or more," she said to the Daily News and she may be right.

Apparently he tried to fuck their neighbor Raychel Coudriet but didn't include her on this stupid list the idiot decided to provide - so who knows how many more were missing from that list. Why the hell did he even have a list? Hasn't he ever heard of deny, deny, deny.

"This is the worst betrayal ever!" she snapped at him after finding this out. "That's it ... I'm divorcing you."

The source says "Tiger tried to deny it" Oh - my apology - so he did try to deny, deny, deny. I guess it doesn't always work!

"But Elin yelled at him, 'You're lying! You're always a liar! You're a piece of shit!" I think she may have also been heard singing "Money, That's What I Want".

Douche Bag Apology

TMZ obtained a copy of the letter sent to Sandra Bullock's agent by Jesse James' #2 whore - Melissa Smith.   The skank is looking for publicity to kiss and make up with Sandy.
 
The letter says:
"I'm sure your wondering why I'm writing this letter to you. (no we pretty much know why fame-whore) I felt I needed to reach out to you and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you've been through. (You just thought about this? What were you thinking as you were going down on the nazi-lover's little hitler.)   And I know nothing I can say in this letter is going to make the pain of my actions go away.  (you're correct there, but disappearing instead of flaunting it in her face might help.) But I insincerely sincerely wanted to take a moment to personally apologize to you.
 
I know that this message wills most likely go unanswered, (you fucking think?!) but I want you to know that I am sorry for any hurt or pain that I have caused you.  My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgivable. (and you came to that realization after shtupping that a-hole how many times?)I never meant you any harm.  I compromised my beliefs (LOL what beliefs?) on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself. (aww – don't be too hard on yourself you can't help your prostituting ways)
 
I know that nothing I can say will take back the hurt that my actions caused. (That's right bitch - so get lost)  From the bottom of my heart, I hope you accept my sincere apology.(Repeating that your sorry doesn't make it any more sincere) Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person. (I'm sure that's the first thing she'll do. How about lunch? Maybe you two can even become BFF) 

My deepest shallow regrets. (your regret is that you can't somehow get money out of Sandra but I'm sure you'll find some other way to milk this for all its worth)

Jamie Grubbs More Attention

One of Tiger Woods' whores, Mistress Jamie Grubbs was arrested and released on $30,000 bail (wonder where she got that money?) after it was discovered she had 3 outstanding warrants for driving with a suspended license.

This makes perfect sense to me because based on her past behavior, Jamie doesn't seem bound to any license rules, unlike other civilized people.

Whether it's a driver's license or a marriage license, Grubbs screws does what she wants.

Is Tiger Masters of His Domain?

Tiger Woods' press conference today was full of sexual innuendos, lewd
remarks and shocking revelations ---oh...ummmm..never mind that's what I was
hoping. Instead we got Robo-Woods talking about how "happy" he is.


However I dug deep through what he said, working hard to pull out these
gems.

"The fans were incredible" Tiger said, "I'm looking forward to the first
tee and getting out there and doing what I've done for a very long time" --
Translation: finding new women to fuck in every city.
 
"It feels fun again" 
Translation:oh oh sounds like he might've already found another
whore.

"and that's something that has been missing." 
Translation: I guess he hasn't had anal in awhile.

"Have I been winning, Yes, I have." 
Translation: He sure has...unprotected sex and no one's gotten pregnant yet.

"I won numerous times the last few years, but I wasn't having anywhere near
the amount of fun."
Translation: Who's he kidding? He was humping everything that moved
and having the best time of his life. The only thing that stopped him was
getting caught.

"Why? Because you look at what I was engaged in."
Translation:  Having sex with numerous partners in every position imaginable.

"When you live a life of lying all the time"  
Translation: I'm never getting caught


"life is not fun"  
Translation: when you're wife finds out and hits you over the head with a golf club.



"That's where I was and that's been stripped all away and here I am"
Translation:   Dammit..why did you all have to find out...why!! I had a good thing going and you ruined it for me.

$10 Million Hole-In-One

I bet Tiger GotWood never imagined membership would be so costly at the Rachel Uchitel's private course.

After taking out his big wood and getting his balls washed and scrubbed, GotWood played her front and back nine before dropping a huge sloppy winner onto the last hole.

Little did he know that hole would cost him $10 million.

Who says whoring doesn't pay!

Tiger Woods Sees His Shadow

Hey Tiger - you can come out of hibernation. Your long cold winter is over and you can count your lucky hoes that the smeglight is now shining on Jesse "Monkey" James.

I'm sure Howard Stern is already thinking sequel to his Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, but I have a few ideas of my own. Tell me what you think.

Survivor: STDs - the Tiger Tribe vs the Monkey Tribe. The winners eat lobster and the losers get crabs.

Mistress Idol - vote for your favorite ho plus the top 10 then go on the whore tour for the summer.

Prostitute Island - Married couples agree to live with the mistresses in order to test the strength of their relationships.

America's Got Talent - each mistress shows off her best "talent".

Dancing With The Skanks - pole dancing at its best!

Or how about Biggest Loser, America's Next Top Call Girl, Hooker Apprentice.

I'm telling you the ideas are endless and with a few more scandals we might get a chance to produce them all so let the whoring begin!

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