hersTORI

Tori Spelling and Dean WhatHisFaceLookingForAttentionGoldDigger McDouche are the latest celebrity Hollywood couple hitting the media circuit to prove to the world that it would take an eternity to break them apart. Oh and their reality show is set to premier on Monday.

"We are so together, there is no divorce in our future, at all. "Everyone has marital problems, You know, you fight with your partner" Tori Spelling

Sounds So noTORIous, Someone is definitely doing some more sTORI tellin'. 

I believe what sTori is really circulating goes a little something like this:

D is for Deadbeat Dad Douchebag. I am a media whore. I have every intention of leaving my marriage behind. I don't want to be married to this dufus anymore. I cun't wait to end this fuckin sham of a marriage! Damn Tiger and Larry King for their cheating scandals. Timing is everything. I need to plan and execute this divorce just right. I'll sit tight until I can think of a better sTORI that will give me even more media coverage. I should have listened to my bitch mother and not marry this dumb fuck. I lost my daddy's millions thanks to this dickhead. For fucksake, a bed and breakfast??? WTF was I thinking living in the sticks catering to trash who can't afford to be pampered in a hotel. I'm use to being treated like a queen with my daddy's millions!!

... And End Scene
 

Larry King is a Cheater!

Sweet Fancy Moses ...

MotherChuck would like to apologize for its earlier blog posted this evening - A Tale of Two Men.  It appears that both Larry King's pecker and penis pump are working just fine!

Rumor has it, the problems with Larry King and his wife are the result of the old man banging his sister-in-law. WOW!

I don't understand everyone's fascination with Larry King.   He's an old, frail fart!   His dentures would probably fall out when going down.   The possibility that Larry is hung like a donkey doesn't even excite me.   He probably, selfishly, lays their and expects his women to do all the work and when they turn to their joy toy,  I'm sure he'll ask "what the fuck are you doing?"     "Uhmm, Taking care of myself, Larry!"

 Personally, the only reason I'd hit that, is for his money.  Awwww

A Tale of Two Men

These days, it seems as if Mel cun’t catch a break. From becoming a born again drunk to yelling anti-Semitic statements, while in a drunken stupor, to divorcing his wife of 100 years, Mel now dumps his teenage Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.

This bitch was totally smart. She deserves the huge settlement coming her way and just for spreading her legs so that Mel can plant another one of his seeds. Mel makes it too easy because he refuses to put a saddle on his horse when he goes out for a ride .

And then there is Larry King who is divorcing wife #8. I look at Larry and think he MUST be expired by now. I’m surprised this man can still fuck at his age? I'm even more suprised that women still want to fuck him. This man’s wiener must be so shriveled up, a penis pump wouldn't help him get it up.