Tori Spelling and Dean WhatHisFaceLookingForAttentionGoldDigger McDouche are the latest celebrity Hollywood couple hitting the media circuit to prove to the world that it would take an eternity to break them apart. Oh and their reality show is set to premier on Monday.
"We are so together, there is no divorce in our future, at all. "Everyone has marital problems, You know, you fight with your partner" Tori Spelling
Sounds So noTORIous, Someone is definitely doing some more sTORI tellin'.
I believe what sTori is really circulating goes a little something like this:
D is for Deadbeat Dad Douchebag. I am a media whore. I have every intention of leaving my marriage behind. I don't want to be married to this dufus anymore. I cun't wait to end this fuckin sham of a marriage! Damn Tiger and Larry King for their cheating scandals. Timing is everything. I need to plan and execute this divorce just right. I'll sit tight until I can think of a better sTORI that will give me even more media coverage. I should have listened to my bitch mother and not marry this dumb fuck. I lost my daddy's millions thanks to this dickhead. For fucksake, a bed and breakfast??? WTF was I thinking living in the sticks catering to trash who can't afford to be pampered in a hotel. I'm use to being treated like a queen with my daddy's millions!!
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