Sluttiness Is A Lucrative Business

Whoring is big business, but when it involves celebrities, it's even bigger.

The recent coming forwards of celeb sluts has garnered lots of attention and cash.

According to E! Investigates, the top earning mistresses are Jaimee Grubbs who, for opening her legs for Tiger GotWoods, made over $250,000 for her story and interviews.

Jamie Jungers, another Woods skank, made close to $200,000 for appearances and interviews.

Jesse James' whore, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, made about $100,000.

And the big winner to date is another from Woods’ harem, Rachel Uchitel, who apparently earned up to $10 million in hush money from Tiger and is set to earn even more for posing in Playboy.

I can just see all those young ladies of the night growing up all across America with their hopes of one day finding their way to Hollywood - driven only by the dream of being the best mistress to the stars!

David Boreanaz is no Angel

David Boreanaz has admitted to cheating on his wife of 9 years, Jaime Bergman , with skank ho, Rachel Uchitel, who is the same twat who was fucking Tiger Woods .

"Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities," the Bones star fesses to People. "I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible."

Come on David, why don't you just admit it was the best fuck you had in a long time. Rachel does things with her tongue and sugar walls we could only dream of. You experienced that magic and now you're sorry you got caught.

Rachel Uchitel is one lucky SLUT! She seems to be making her rounds with quite a few members from an EXCLUSIVE club in which Mr David Special Agent Seeley Booth Boner is rumoured to be a member of. The Hollywood H Club . That's right, H-wood Club, as in hung like a horse, the huge Donkey Dick club. Seems Rachel is a real pro when it comes to her arts and craft. She'll fuck you, threaten to extort some ca$h out of you and then she'll sell you out to the tabloids. I wonder which celebrity she's banging now? Who will be her next f-bud? I hope this cunt has a stash of home videos and pictures. I admit it, I want to see them. I'm just sitting waiting to download everyone one of them.

Just asking ...