Lindsay Lohan An Appentrice?

It seems everyone wants to bring the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck to their shows. First Dr. Drew tried to nab her for Celebrity Rehab and now Donald Trump has approached her for Celebrity Apprentice 4.

Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan told People Magazine, "Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes. I think it’s a great idea for her, but Lindsay has two movies coming up, so I don’t know if Lindsay has time. It may conflict with her schedule."

I like how Dina tries to make it look like Lindsay is actually busy working. The only thing these shows may conflict with are her drinking and partying. And what movies is she working on? She got kicked off the only movie we knew of.

Lindsay still thinks she's a movie star and sees these shows as beneath her, but if she continues as she is, she'll be begging to do one of these shows in no time.

David Boreanaz is no Angel

David Boreanaz has admitted to cheating on his wife of 9 years, Jaime Bergman , with skank ho, Rachel Uchitel, who is the same twat who was fucking Tiger Woods .

"Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities," the Bones star fesses to People. "I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible."

Come on David, why don't you just admit it was the best fuck you had in a long time. Rachel does things with her tongue and sugar walls we could only dream of. You experienced that magic and now you're sorry you got caught.

Rachel Uchitel is one lucky SLUT! She seems to be making her rounds with quite a few members from an EXCLUSIVE club in which Mr David Special Agent Seeley Booth Boner is rumoured to be a member of. The Hollywood H Club . That's right, H-wood Club, as in hung like a horse, the huge Donkey Dick club. Seems Rachel is a real pro when it comes to her arts and craft. She'll fuck you, threaten to extort some ca$h out of you and then she'll sell you out to the tabloids. I wonder which celebrity she's banging now? Who will be her next f-bud? I hope this cunt has a stash of home videos and pictures. I admit it, I want to see them. I'm just sitting waiting to download everyone one of them.

Just asking ...