Sandra Bullock Divorced

Hollywood actress Sandra Bullock is single again after her divorce from husband Jesse James was finalized.


The actress split from James in April following allegations he was having an affair with a stripper.

Revelations of his infidelity came just days after Bullock won an Academy Award for The Blind Side and gushed a tribute to him while accepting her gong on stage in front of a huge audience and millions of people watching on television worldwide.

The couple's divorce papers cited "discord or conflict of personalities" as the reason for the split.

Bullock and James had been married for five years.

Shortly after the allegations surfaced, James, who hosts US reality TV show Monster Garage, issued a statement apologising to his wife and children.

He checked into a treatment clinic at the end of March to deal with "personal issues".

Bullock will now finalise the adoption of her son Louis as a single mother, living in New Orleans where the boy was born.
Story courtesy of Sky Online

Sandra Bullock Talking To Jesse James Again

These days, Sandra Bullock has been talking again to her former husband, Jesse James. According to a source close to Bullock, she "does not intend on getting back together with Jesse James, they are speaking and they are cordial."
Tabloids went crazy upon learning James' move to relocate to Austin, Texas, where Bullock resides. But the source said, James' move was just a result of their now cordial relationship.

After a rewarding experience starring in The Blind Side where Sandra Bullock won numerous awards and nominations from the Academy Awards, Golden Globe Awards, and other film recognizing organization, a heartbreaking event overtook the actress when news of her husband, Jesse James, cheating on her surfaced.

James responded to the rumors of infidelity by announcing a public apology to Bullock. He said, "The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded" and "Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment." James continued, "There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me", and asked that his wife and children one day "find it in their hearts to forgive me" for their current "pain and embarrassment".

Courtesy of TheDailyEnquirer.net

Joan Rivers' Botox Is Warping Her Mind

Joan Rivers, who appeared on the reality show The Celebrity Apprentice with Jesse James, has come to the sleazeball's defense.

"Jesse should have been in therapy years ago. I'm so sad because he's such a sweet guy. And when he starts telling you about what he came out of with his background you put two and two together. So you just hope, please God, get into therapy, which he is (doing) and try and pull your life together.  Jesse was a darling and a gentleman. He was the one who carried your bag, he was the one who helped you up the stairs. Sweet, nice... this whole thing is just insane."

There you go!  He's got one person believing his bullshit. So now he knows his audience - 130 year old women!

Good luck finding any more of those.

Meet the new face of Ashley Madison

Jesse James’ infamous former lover, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, has signed a deal to star in TV ads for the pro-adultery dating site AshleyMadison.com.

In an interview with CTV’s eTalk program McGee says she did so to ensure her two kids have a roof over their heads and food on the table.

The Montreal native had an 11-month affair with James — actress Sandra Bullock’s soon-to-be ex-husband — and the media frenzy surrounding their relationship escalated after pictures of McGee and James emerged on the Internet in Nazi costumes.

But McGee says in the interview that she doesn’t believe posing in a Nazi costume indicates any conscious display of racism or prejudice against Jews on her part.

As for Bullock, McGee says the Oscar-winning actress owes her a debt of gratitude for exposing James and letting her know he cheated on her.

The first part of the interview aired Monday and concludes Tuesday.

Story Coutesy of MetroNews

It's always good to hear homewreckers, cheating lying Nazi sluts, make a good clean living, all thanks to fucking someone else's lover.

Jesse James: I threw away a "pretty amazing life and marriage"

In Jesse James' first television interview since his split from Sandra Bullock, the Monster Garage star says he ruined a good thing.


"I took a pretty amazing life and marriage and threw it away," James says in a clip from an interview airing on ABC's Nightline on Tuesday, May 25 at 11:35/10:35c.

In the interview, James admits to cheating on Bullock and acknowledges that his actions have made him "the most hated man in the world." The 41-year-old also gets so emotional during the interview that he asks to take a break.

Shortly after Bullock won an Oscar for her performance in The Blind Side, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee claimed that she had an affair with James. In April, Bullock filed for divorce. James recently returned from a treatment facility he entered to deal with "personal issues."


Story courtesy of  KCBA.com

Sluttiness Is A Lucrative Business

Whoring is big business, but when it involves celebrities, it's even bigger.

The recent coming forwards of celeb sluts has garnered lots of attention and cash.

According to E! Investigates, the top earning mistresses are Jaimee Grubbs who, for opening her legs for Tiger GotWoods, made over $250,000 for her story and interviews.

Jamie Jungers, another Woods skank, made close to $200,000 for appearances and interviews.

Jesse James' whore, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, made about $100,000.

And the big winner to date is another from Woods’ harem, Rachel Uchitel, who apparently earned up to $10 million in hush money from Tiger and is set to earn even more for posing in Playboy.

I can just see all those young ladies of the night growing up all across America with their hopes of one day finding their way to Hollywood - driven only by the dream of being the best mistress to the stars!

Douche Bag Apology

TMZ obtained a copy of the letter sent to Sandra Bullock's agent by Jesse James' #2 whore - Melissa Smith.   The skank is looking for publicity to kiss and make up with Sandy.
 
The letter says:
"I'm sure your wondering why I'm writing this letter to you. (no we pretty much know why fame-whore) I felt I needed to reach out to you and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you've been through. (You just thought about this? What were you thinking as you were going down on the nazi-lover's little hitler.)   And I know nothing I can say in this letter is going to make the pain of my actions go away.  (you're correct there, but disappearing instead of flaunting it in her face might help.) But I insincerely sincerely wanted to take a moment to personally apologize to you.
 
I know that this message wills most likely go unanswered, (you fucking think?!) but I want you to know that I am sorry for any hurt or pain that I have caused you.  My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgivable. (and you came to that realization after shtupping that a-hole how many times?)I never meant you any harm.  I compromised my beliefs (LOL what beliefs?) on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself. (aww – don't be too hard on yourself you can't help your prostituting ways)
 
I know that nothing I can say will take back the hurt that my actions caused. (That's right bitch - so get lost)  From the bottom of my heart, I hope you accept my sincere apology.(Repeating that your sorry doesn't make it any more sincere) Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person. (I'm sure that's the first thing she'll do. How about lunch? Maybe you two can even become BFF) 

My deepest shallow regrets. (your regret is that you can't somehow get money out of Sandra but I'm sure you'll find some other way to milk this for all its worth)

OUT is the new IN?

... Anna Paquin is the latest of celebrities to jump on the 2010 Gay and Lesbian bandwagon announcing she is into boners and muffs. Yes U read it here, Sookie Stackhouse is bisexual.

I wonder what Vampire Bill would say if he didn't approve of Sookie being a dyke. It would probably sound something a little overemphasized like this "SoooKie...... I... .will.....not ...tolerate.....such bahavior...SoooKie"

Sookie would do her hair twirl thing, roll her eyes, point her ass to the camera, bend over the bar and in her southern drawl would reply "Well, Bill, I really don't care whacha ya'll be thinking, ima big ol' dyke and I really like it ya'll!

Back to real life, I'm sure one day we'll be reading about Anna and her fiance Stephen Moyer in some freakish bizarre 3some just like Jesse James and Tiger Woods. It seems to be a trend in Hollywood.

Word of Advice to both Anna and Stephen, learn from your predecessors, NO sexting, NO emails, NO paper trails!

Tiger Woods Sees His Shadow

Hey Tiger - you can come out of hibernation. Your long cold winter is over and you can count your lucky hoes that the smeglight is now shining on Jesse "Monkey" James.

I'm sure Howard Stern is already thinking sequel to his Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, but I have a few ideas of my own. Tell me what you think.

Survivor: STDs - the Tiger Tribe vs the Monkey Tribe. The winners eat lobster and the losers get crabs.

Mistress Idol - vote for your favorite ho plus the top 10 then go on the whore tour for the summer.

Prostitute Island - Married couples agree to live with the mistresses in order to test the strength of their relationships.

America's Got Talent - each mistress shows off her best "talent".

Dancing With The Skanks - pole dancing at its best!

Or how about Biggest Loser, America's Next Top Call Girl, Hooker Apprentice.

I'm telling you the ideas are endless and with a few more scandals we might get a chance to produce them all so let the whoring begin!

**The following shows are registered / copyright material of motherchuck**

Ann Coulter Could U Not Talk!

If everyone hates this be-atch so much, why do we keep giving her a forum to spew her right-wing garbage?

Why cun't Coulter simply go away? Because she's a publicity whore who feeds on it like that nazi chick going all heil hitler on Jesse James' dick and we keep giving it to her. Again and again.

But you know how we could get back at her? Simply take away the drug that Ann craves -- attention.

Here's a novel idea. What if she was invited to speak and no one came?