LeAnn Rimes Justifies Affair

The line "I'm a bitch, I'm a tease. I'm a goddess on my knees" from Meredith Brooks' song "Bitch" popped into my head when I heard LeAnn Rimes try to justify her slutty behavior with Eddie Cibrian.

Rimes told People Magazine

"I take responsibility for everything I've done. I hate that people got hurt. But I don't regret the outcome. It was very emotionally driven. I never once thought what I was doing was OK. I was out of balance. My marriage was out of balance. There was something missing."

The face of an angel and the face of a whore added:

"The hardest thing to hear is someone call either of us a home wrecker because we didn't walk into a perfectly happy marriage and ruin it. I don't know what the future holds, but I know it holds Eddie. I'm really happy. I've moved on, and I hope there can be some forgiveness and acceptance."

Guess what? A cheater is always a cheat and when both of you are cheaters the odds that one of you will stray are even higher.

Justin Timberlake said it best when he sang "what goes around comes all the way back around".

Kristen Stewart STFU

Kristen Stewart is such an ungrateful bitch. Wahhhh I'm famous and people are interested in me. Boo-fucken-hoo.

In a magazine interview, the always sulking Kristen whines on about being photographed - making ludicrous statements such as "I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can't handle it. I never expected that this would be my life."

It must be tough to stare vacantly into the distance while being photographed.

"What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up... Your little persona is made up of all the places that people have seen you and what has been said about you."

Well, when you explain it that way I can see how difficult it must be. I feel so sorry for you, you spoiled ingrate. You should stop talking now, but of course you probably love to hear yourself drone on and on.

"And usually the places that I am are so overwhelming in the moment and fleeting for me - like, one second where I've said something stupid, that's me, forever."

Yup. Pretty much what you said. You're Stupid. Forever.

Let's see how you'll feel after the Twilight movies are done and no one gives you the time of day any more.

Better yet, how about asking attention-starved Tara Reid how it feels to have been on top and then quickly forgotten. Not too good I'm sure.

You need a major dose of reality!