Kristen Stewart Apologizes For Stupid Rape Comment

Kristen Stewart realized how stupid she was or her publicist made her realize it but whichever the reason, she is apologizing for the remarks she made to British Elle about paparazzis.

"The photos are so … I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. I never expected that this would be my life.” photos of herself to "being raped."

After the world got pissed off with her comments, she explained to People.com: "I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously. And I'm really sorry about my choice of words."

“I’ve made stupid remarks before, and I’ve always reasoned: ‘Whatever. They can think what they want.' Violated definitely would have been a better way of expressing the thought.”

Hmmm - you think?

Kristen Stewart STFU

Kristen Stewart is such an ungrateful bitch. Wahhhh I'm famous and people are interested in me. Boo-fucken-hoo.

In a magazine interview, the always sulking Kristen whines on about being photographed - making ludicrous statements such as "I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can't handle it. I never expected that this would be my life."

It must be tough to stare vacantly into the distance while being photographed.

"What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up... Your little persona is made up of all the places that people have seen you and what has been said about you."

Well, when you explain it that way I can see how difficult it must be. I feel so sorry for you, you spoiled ingrate. You should stop talking now, but of course you probably love to hear yourself drone on and on.

"And usually the places that I am are so overwhelming in the moment and fleeting for me - like, one second where I've said something stupid, that's me, forever."

Yup. Pretty much what you said. You're Stupid. Forever.

Let's see how you'll feel after the Twilight movies are done and no one gives you the time of day any more.

Better yet, how about asking attention-starved Tara Reid how it feels to have been on top and then quickly forgotten. Not too good I'm sure.

You need a major dose of reality!

Lawrence Taylor Penalty For Illegal Touching

Retired football player Lawrence Taylor was charged with third-degree rape and patronizing a prostitute.

Reports allege that Taylor admitted to paying $300 for sex with a sixteen year old whom he thought was nineteen at the time.   Taylor is out on $75,000 bail.

In a 2003 interview with Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes, Taylor referred to the low stages of his life as the "L.T." periods of his life. (I always find it odd to hear people talk about themselves in third person.  It's like they have multiple personalities).   "L.T." is an adrenaline junkie who lived life on a thrill ride. (or they want to distance themselves from bad behavior by blaming it on this other "personality") L.T. died a long time ago, and I don't miss him at all...all that's left is Lawrence Taylor."






Well gang, something tells me that LT is back and he's going to take the fall for Lawrence Taylor's latest mishap!