Eddie Cibrian Is A Stiff On CSI: Miami

CBS won't be renewing Eddie Cibrian's contract for CSI: Miami only a year after he joined the show.  Maybe it's karma for screwing around on his wife with that other cheater LeAnn Rimes.  

SlutAnn twatted about it on Thursday, saying “sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. Every story has and end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.”  Sounds like you're still trying to justify your whorish affair.

Britney Tells Her Boyfriend "You're Fired!"

Britney Spears has gotten rid of her boyfriend Jason Trawick. Kind of.  She fired his ass as her agent but will still be doing him as her boyfriend.  Apparently she wants to focus on being a couple because she's having a difficult time multitasking Trawick. 

Jason had been her agent since 2006 and the two have been fucking for the last year or so as a couple.  I'm not sure if they were screwing prior to being a couple. 

Well I think there's a bigger paycheck in being her fuck-stick then there is in being her agent, so congratulations to Jason for being fired.

So You've Had A Bad Day...Week...Years...

It's been one hell of a week for Lindsay Lohan.  First we heard she's going broke and that credit card companies are chasing her, then her father calls the police on her to check on younger sis Ali, then she gets accused of stealing a $35,000 Rolex watch and now she gets fired from the first movie role she's had in years.

Lohan was set to be in the film "The Other Side" but the producers just couldn't handle all the craziness she brings with her.

“Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement,” says David Michaels the writer/director of the movie which stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews, and Alanis Morissette.


This should push Lindsay into another Twitter frenzy like this: