Paris Hilton is...Twat Of The Day

What the hell is her problem? If I was a friend of Paris Hilton, I would ask that she never add my info to her phone because this clutsy dizzy ho seems to constantly misplace things - her clothes, her men, her dog, her phone.

Hilton took to the Twitter airwaves last week in a panic twat, warning her friends, "I lost my phone last night, so if you texted me last night or today and I didn't answer, it's cause I didn't get it."

WTF - buy a clue..or a brain..or maybe try ginseng.  I hear that can help boost memory. 

Kim Kardashian With Justin Bieber In Spite Of His Fans

I guess Kim Kardashian is tempting the wrath of Justin Bieber's fans because here she is in the Bahama's with Justin doing some photo shoot and then she even flaunts it by twatting "Bahamas with my Biebs! Fun shoot! My dream! I messed up @JustinBieber’s hair!!!!!!"

Justin then twatted "Photoshoot on the beach….ummmm yeah. I told her to watch out…I love my fans."

Lindsay Lohan Is... Twat Of The Day

Lindsay Lohan twatted "It just sucks when nothing positive about how great I'm feeling and happy I am is being reported".

Well that may because no one believes you and sure enough Associate Press reported today that Lohan's bail doubled today to $200,000.

It was determined that BloHan violated the terms of her release. Although details weren't revealed, D.A.'s spokesperson said it was an "alcohol related violation".

Keep it up SloHan and they'll be putting your crazy ass in jail.

Justin Bieber Loves C.C.

Justin Bieber is definitely a teenager and it's definitely the hormones talking. He seems to have a crush every other day. Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and now Cheryl Cole.

Justin has mentioned his interest in working with singer Cheryl Cole and twatted about it:

"Just did an interview where they asked me if there was anyone i wanted to work with from the show's lineup...I said Cheryl Cole..of course. I mean I heard Cheryl just became single...I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl?"

He must be going through boxes of tissues with all these unrealized fantasies.

Is Kristen Stewart A Lesbian?

Ruby Rose, a fashion designer, twatted "I'm sorry, but Kristen Stewart has to be a lesbian. I don't mean to stereotype but isn't it obvious?"

Perhaps Rose is onto something. This could be why Kristen is always so miserable. She wants to go muff diving but she can't because the paps are constantly hounding her.

What do you think, chapstick or lipstick?

Eva Longoria Twats Photo Of Self

Eva Longoria Parker twatted a photo of herself, in costume, on set of her movie 'Cristiada'.  The movie is set in the 1920s and co-stars Andy Garcia.

Kristen Stewart Spews More Crap

Clearly Kristen Stewart is unable to cope with fame so why not get your whiney ass out of the industry if you hate it so much. We're starting to get tired of your rant...ummm..actually we're not - I enjoy your bouts of verbal diarrhea. Here's another one of her rants, care of an interview in Flaunt Magazine.

“If I could go to work every day and not have to be followed around by fucking fifteen gangsters trying to take my picture, willing to do anything for one… It’s not normal. It’s funny how in America fame is placed so fucking high—above wealth, above happiness, above everything. It’s so not true. And I knew that before [I was famous]. It was so obvious to me. I don’t know how people can’t see that from an outsider’s perspective. My perspective is the same: it’s exactly what I thought it would be.”

You're so full of yourself. You sound like one bitchy diva - I can only imagine your demands when on a set.

“He was nice. He didn’t ask for a picture," Stewart said of a fan who wanted to meet her. "That’s good, because then they go and Twitter them and then the paparazzi know where I am and they drive to my location and it gets crazy. Twitter fucks me over every day of my life. Because people go, ‘I’m sitting next to Kristen Stewart right now’ and then they show up. I see people on their phones and I just want to take these cookies and throw them. It’s like ‘Get off your fucking phone and get a life!’ I get so mad. It’s like you’re trampling on someone’s life without any regard. And it’s rampant. Everyone can do it now. Buy a camera and you’re paparazzi; get a Twitter account and you’re an informant. It’s so annoying.”

Sounds like another wahhhhhhh moment.

Eliza Dushku is ...Twat Of The Day

Eliza Dushku, who is dating former NBA star Rick Fox, got a little psycho when she saw Dancing With the Stars' Vienna Girardi look at her Fox in a wrong way.

Immediately PushKumsToShove twatted “I will CUT you!” and posted a pic of Girardi staring at Fox. "Keep yo' eyes on yo' own meat!"

That's some premeditated shit. The crazy meter just went off the chart!

I know you've now had two TV flops with Dollhouse and Tru Calling, but you need to control yourself. Maybe anger management classes? You should have plenty of time for that now.

She later dismissed her insanity as a joke. Some joke!

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Lohan Parties Her Worries Away

Here’s what Lindsay HoHan was doing while sending out this “desperate” plea to friends in France.

According to Radaronline, she twatted:

"I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm."

 "This is such a horrible thing that's happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing."

 "I would never ask such a thing, but if there's anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow."

 "If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me."

 "God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan"

She didn’t look too concerned to me.

(Photos Courtesy of TMZ)

Ashton Kutcher is...Twat Of The Day

Ashton Kutcher thinks it's OK for a 16 year old to perform oral lap dances and act all slutty and in his latest twats, defends Skanky Cyrus.

"Ur comments on Miley are completely unwarranted. She's 17... Judgment is unbecoming. I think it's important to think about the context of the event she was at. It's not like she was at a club with some stranger."

Reality check Kutcher. She was 16 at the time - giving a lap dance to a co-worker, in front of other co-workers! And tell me Ashton - how many other jobs do you think would tolerate this whore-ish behavior at a workplace from a teenager??  Real classy. Twat.


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Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

Justin Bieber's latest twat says "Because I thought this interviewer in NZ said "Jewman" instead of "German" people think I don't know what German is".

Hey Justin, this would make perfect sense if you had only heard and not actually looked at the word on the card.  When the interviewer saw your dunce look at his question, he actually showed you the word written on his card and you looked at it and said "I don't know what that means".  So is your next twat going to try to explain why you didn't know how to read the word "German"?

Bieber Fans Attack!

Tween hormones can make you do some crazy shit!

Kim Kardashian started getting death threats after posting a pic of her and Justin Bieber on Twitter with the comments "Hanging out with my new love. I officially have Bieber Fever!"

Justin then twatted back that she was now his girlfriend and that's when all hell broke loose. This was all these hormonally changing girls (and guys) could take.

They got into a twat frenzy and starting sending nasty tweets to Kim to back the fuck off and even sent her death threats!

Kimmie - you watch your back now and be on the lookout for any menacing fans on tricycles. They may be gunning for you.

Twat Of The Day

"Going to catch up on LOST. I have a couple on my Tivo that I haven't seen yet.  Can someone please explain to me what the heck is going on?"

Poor Paris Hilton. She's dumb as a rock.  The series will be done for good in a couple of weeks and she's tweeting - still wondering what's happening,

Hey Twat, why are you watching it if you can't comprehend it.

Twat Of The Day

Here's Jim Carrey's latest twat on his Twitter page. "Because I'm free thinking, some wonder if I'm stoned, but drugs though fun at times, have always brought my creativity 2 a grinding HALT!"

You're right Jim and by my calculations you've been high for the last 6 years because your last burst of creativity came in 2004 when you starred in "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind".

Going Off The Rail

Lindsay Lohan needs to get off the fuckin' crazy train! She's been banned from the LA club "Trousdale" after having a hissy fit on Friday night and throwing a drink at her ex - Samantha Ronson's head.

A source described how it went down to the New York Post. "Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she'll never come back."

Ronson later twatted "Just got a glass thrown at my head. ... Hmmm - wonder who did it?" and then told TMZ that Lindsay is just "an angry human being".

After her cunty move, Lohan tried to make sweet by twatting "last night - never again - believe it or not I'm done with the club scene i've learned my lesson - sometime's it just takes a glimpse of reality."

I guess a glimpse of her reality was pretty scary because, according to The Daily News, she was at the club Chateau Marmont later the next evening, slutting it up as usual.

So You've Had A Bad Day...Week...Years...

It's been one hell of a week for Lindsay Lohan.  First we heard she's going broke and that credit card companies are chasing her, then her father calls the police on her to check on younger sis Ali, then she gets accused of stealing a $35,000 Rolex watch and now she gets fired from the first movie role she's had in years.

Lohan was set to be in the film "The Other Side" but the producers just couldn't handle all the craziness she brings with her.

“Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement,” says David Michaels the writer/director of the movie which stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews, and Alanis Morissette.


This should push Lindsay into another Twitter frenzy like this: