Paris Hilton is...Twat Of The Day

What the hell is her problem? If I was a friend of Paris Hilton, I would ask that she never add my info to her phone because this clutsy dizzy ho seems to constantly misplace things - her clothes, her men, her dog, her phone.

Hilton took to the Twitter airwaves last week in a panic twat, warning her friends, "I lost my phone last night, so if you texted me last night or today and I didn't answer, it's cause I didn't get it."

WTF - buy a clue..or a brain..or maybe try ginseng.  I hear that can help boost memory. 

Justin Bieber Loves C.C.

Justin Bieber is definitely a teenager and it's definitely the hormones talking. He seems to have a crush every other day. Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and now Cheryl Cole.

Justin has mentioned his interest in working with singer Cheryl Cole and twatted about it:

"Just did an interview where they asked me if there was anyone i wanted to work with from the show's lineup...I said Cheryl Cole..of course. I mean I heard Cheryl just became single...I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl?"

He must be going through boxes of tissues with all these unrealized fantasies.

Is Kristen Stewart A Lesbian?

Ruby Rose, a fashion designer, twatted "I'm sorry, but Kristen Stewart has to be a lesbian. I don't mean to stereotype but isn't it obvious?"

Perhaps Rose is onto something. This could be why Kristen is always so miserable. She wants to go muff diving but she can't because the paps are constantly hounding her.

What do you think, chapstick or lipstick?

Eva Longoria Twats Photo Of Self

Eva Longoria Parker twatted a photo of herself, in costume, on set of her movie 'Cristiada'.  The movie is set in the 1920s and co-stars Andy Garcia.

Kristen Stewart Spews More Crap

Clearly Kristen Stewart is unable to cope with fame so why not get your whiney ass out of the industry if you hate it so much. We're starting to get tired of your rant...ummm..actually we're not - I enjoy your bouts of verbal diarrhea. Here's another one of her rants, care of an interview in Flaunt Magazine.

“If I could go to work every day and not have to be followed around by fucking fifteen gangsters trying to take my picture, willing to do anything for one… It’s not normal. It’s funny how in America fame is placed so fucking high—above wealth, above happiness, above everything. It’s so not true. And I knew that before [I was famous]. It was so obvious to me. I don’t know how people can’t see that from an outsider’s perspective. My perspective is the same: it’s exactly what I thought it would be.”

You're so full of yourself. You sound like one bitchy diva - I can only imagine your demands when on a set.

“He was nice. He didn’t ask for a picture," Stewart said of a fan who wanted to meet her. "That’s good, because then they go and Twitter them and then the paparazzi know where I am and they drive to my location and it gets crazy. Twitter fucks me over every day of my life. Because people go, ‘I’m sitting next to Kristen Stewart right now’ and then they show up. I see people on their phones and I just want to take these cookies and throw them. It’s like ‘Get off your fucking phone and get a life!’ I get so mad. It’s like you’re trampling on someone’s life without any regard. And it’s rampant. Everyone can do it now. Buy a camera and you’re paparazzi; get a Twitter account and you’re an informant. It’s so annoying.”

Sounds like another wahhhhhhh moment.

HEIDI MONTAG AND SPENCER PRATT ARE CALLING IT QUITS!!

Somebody get Judge Wapner out of retirment and back to the people's court.   Another celebrity dream romance is down the tubes.   I am shocked to hear that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are pretending to be over. 

Heidi's rep. confirmed the news earlier today,

"Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career. It wasn't just a sudden thing."

Earlier in the week Heidi twatted:

"I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag."

This shit isn't real.  I'm sure this is just another publicity stunt.  These are the same psycho twits that staged a fake wedding over a year ago on their boring tv series, The Hills.   Way to extend your 15 minutes, Mr & Mrs. Pratt.

CoCo is ... TWAT of the Day

Ice-T must be so proud of his wife because she is one CLASSY lady!

Coco is coo-coo for cocco, Twats:

"Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them".

This child will have this image following her the rest of her life.  Let's hope she doesn't fall deeper in the crack of her huge tits and suffocate.  

Coco you are truly MotherChuck's twat of the day!

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Britney Responds to Her Fans

Britney Spears answered only 13 out of a supposed 1,000,000 fan questions on her Twitter  account.

  

OK I got about a million questions! I'm going to try to answer a bunch, here we go!...Brit

Do you like glee? (from @rjwoodyatt17)
I love Glee, the cast is so talented.

What was your favorite part about the Circus Tour? (from @InTheZone0)
The pre shows are my favorite, they always hype me up.

Which sex in the city ladies is your favorite ? (from @Ringleader_RFK)
I like Carrie - I love her clothes and shoes!

You're stranded on an island - what 3 items would you take? (from @mccoykeith) I couldn't live without my boots, water and my cd collection.

When will you come to latin america? (from @ItsmePaulaGG)
I would love to go, I just didn't have time during the last tour. Ill try to come next time!

I can't wait for a new album - when will we get it? :) (from @JodieEJ)
It's a surprise!

What is your favorite city?
I like New York, but I also LOVE London! Thats a tough one because there are so many cities I love.

If you could duet with any artist who would it be? (from @brianjspears) Would love to do a duet with Robbie Williams... where are you? lol

you are awesome! #1 on twitter! What is your favorite thing to do with your sons?! (from @leighbrad)
Ahh...Thank you!  I love to take my boys on car drives, and sing songs to them about Mary Poppins that I make up.

Do you ever read tweets from your fans? (from @musiqgirl203)
Well I'm reading yours! xoxo

Whats your favorite Song from all your Albums? (from @JMAXEN)
My favorite song is Toxic

What made you decide to get a twitter account? (from @ christa_d_cruz)
My management told me it would be great way to connect with my fans and they were right it is!

Coffee or Icecream? Ballads or Uptempo? taking a picture yourself or doing a photoshoot? Internet or TV? (from @pieceofxmoment)
icecream, uptempo, PHOTOSHOOTS!, TV

Thanks everyone this was fun! You guys asked some great questions and lets do this again soon. Bye! xoxox - Brit

Congrats once again to Brit Brit for being the Queen of Twat.

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Britney Spears Dethrones Ashton Kutcher on Twitter

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE QUEEN OF TWAT!

This is LEGEND ...

Ashton makes a point to personally tweet and twat all day while Britney has her peeps tweeting and twatting for her.

Ashton tweeted, “Second most pop question [has been] ‘What do you think about Britney having more followers than you?’ Answer: ‘I don’t care. Aren’t you suppose to be a movie reporter?’” 

Boo hooo ... Sounds like Ashton can't take the idea of being dethroned by Brit Brit.

Up Next: Britney Spears & Ashton Kutcher will race to five million Twitter followers.   MotherChuck would be happy to have 10,000 followers, so join us too :)

Kellan Lutz Joins The Twatting World

When Kellan Lutz signed up for Twitter, he submitted this photo to get his account verified and wrote "Trying to get verified… hope this works. HaHaHa @kellanlutz."

Once verified, he quickly got more than 100,000 followers.  Welcome Kellan.  I'm hoping you can one day be MotherChuck's Twat Of The Day.

Britney Spears VS Ashton Kutcher

Who will be crowned #1 in Twitter World? 

The Celebrity fan following wars has taken over from a real life into an online form in the wake of this Internet era.

Britney Spears is your hottie in reel life, but wait. She is the hottest person on twitter too! We all know the metrics of being hot on Twitter and Britney has got it right. Britney Spear will overtake Ashton Kutcher’s follower count soon. Kutcher has a current strong and growing follower count of 4,890,797 whereas Britney has a follower count of 4,878,516 which is not just growing but accelerating!

This title was last held by CNN which Ashton Kutcher overtook last year around this time. One thing to note here is that, CNN’s account was managed by a group of people, Ashton Kuthcer’s account is solely managed by him and he has good tweeting habits. Britney Spears on the other hand shares her account with Adam Leber who happens to be her manager.

It is estimated that Britney Spears will take the crown from Kutcher in around a fortnight if her following continues to grow at this rate.

Story courtesy of Techie Buzz

Team Britney!!

Celebrities Have No Life And Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

While regular folks worry about little things like trying to hold on to their job or even finding one, celebrities have much more time to worry about important things like... Twitter not working properly??? Is this for real?  Who gives a shit! So Twitter is down - get a life! 

The celibretards were all like "OMG what will I do? How am I going to tell everyone what I'm doing this instant?"  I can't believe this -- stars were actually in a panic over this.


Twitter was hacked into on Tuesday and users were being told that they not only had no followers but were not being followed either.  When Twitter eventually fixed the bug, Ashton Kutcher, fresh from probably fucking his wife twatted "Whew!"

While the bug was being worked on, Kutcher also twatted frantically "Twitter is being hacked by some turkish hacker. haha I have 0 followers." Demi Moore, who also has nothing to do, decided to chime in, "The turkish hacker is really doing a number on twitter wow!"  So sorry to hear Demi - how about just turning to your dumbass husband and telling him what you think, instant of twatting it. I'm sure no one else really wants to hear this.  It must've been tough for you two. You had to actually talk to each other. 

MotherChuck's past twat of the day winner, Justin Bieber, tried to take the title again and guess what? He won it with this barrage of twats: "so i woke up here in LA and Twitter has been hacked. Turns out I am no longer popular." and "Hackers i send a warning…u have now p-d off over 2 million teenage girls. They are more dangerous than Navy Seals.," and finally "only CHUCK NORRIS can save us now…he is the only one still following all of us. haha."  Right Bieber - I can't contain myself - you're just so hilarious.

Twat Of The Day

Here's Jim Carrey's latest twat on his Twitter page. "Because I'm free thinking, some wonder if I'm stoned, but drugs though fun at times, have always brought my creativity 2 a grinding HALT!"

You're right Jim and by my calculations you've been high for the last 6 years because your last burst of creativity came in 2004 when you starred in "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind".

Going Off The Rail

Lindsay Lohan needs to get off the fuckin' crazy train! She's been banned from the LA club "Trousdale" after having a hissy fit on Friday night and throwing a drink at her ex - Samantha Ronson's head.

A source described how it went down to the New York Post. "Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she'll never come back."

Ronson later twatted "Just got a glass thrown at my head. ... Hmmm - wonder who did it?" and then told TMZ that Lindsay is just "an angry human being".

After her cunty move, Lohan tried to make sweet by twatting "last night - never again - believe it or not I'm done with the club scene i've learned my lesson - sometime's it just takes a glimpse of reality."

I guess a glimpse of her reality was pretty scary because, according to The Daily News, she was at the club Chateau Marmont later the next evening, slutting it up as usual.

So You've Had A Bad Day...Week...Years...

It's been one hell of a week for Lindsay Lohan.  First we heard she's going broke and that credit card companies are chasing her, then her father calls the police on her to check on younger sis Ali, then she gets accused of stealing a $35,000 Rolex watch and now she gets fired from the first movie role she's had in years.

Lohan was set to be in the film "The Other Side" but the producers just couldn't handle all the craziness she brings with her.

“Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement,” says David Michaels the writer/director of the movie which stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews, and Alanis Morissette.


This should push Lindsay into another Twitter frenzy like this:

LeAnn and Eddie are still doing each other 1 year later!

After getting caught fucking Eddie Cibrian, LeAnn Rimes proved what a true dumb bleached blond she really is when she hopped on her twitter account and twatted about her “anniversary” with Eddie under the name wewenlove.

“Watching my man do ADR. I’m hanging with him today cause it’s our 1 year anniversary!!!!! Love him!”

Her now ex-husband, Dean Sheremet, was so fucken pissed off reading this post and replied:

“@wewenlove you should feel proud of that…. Considering you were still married this time last year….”

LeAnn – you’re just a dumb cunt! Please come back to twitter and twat more about your love for Eddie. And Eddie, you’re a dumb cunt too!