Lawrence Taylor Penalty For Illegal Touching

Retired football player Lawrence Taylor was charged with third-degree rape and patronizing a prostitute.

Reports allege that Taylor admitted to paying $300 for sex with a sixteen year old whom he thought was nineteen at the time.   Taylor is out on $75,000 bail.

In a 2003 interview with Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes, Taylor referred to the low stages of his life as the "L.T." periods of his life. (I always find it odd to hear people talk about themselves in third person.  It's like they have multiple personalities).   "L.T." is an adrenaline junkie who lived life on a thrill ride. (or they want to distance themselves from bad behavior by blaming it on this other "personality") L.T. died a long time ago, and I don't miss him at all...all that's left is Lawrence Taylor."






Well gang, something tells me that LT is back and he's going to take the fall for Lawrence Taylor's latest mishap!

Spitz-On-Her Might Come Back

Who says you can't fuck some whores and get a job in politics? After being caught in a sex scandal for hiring hookers in March 2008, former Governor of New York City, Eliot Spitz-On-Her may get a second chance at a political career.

Peter Elkind, author of "Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer" thinks "the financial meltdown has really accelerated the potential speed of his rehabilitation. It's just a horrific disaster and people are looking to see who was on the right side of that issue, and he was as attorney general."

A recent poll of New York voters showed that 58% don't want Spitz-On-Her's dick roaming the state offices, however that's a big improvement from last year's poll which showed 68% Spitz-On-Her haters.

That's a 13% drop, so if my math is correct and this trend continues, in a little over 4 years he'll have his ass back in office and some hookers back under his desk performing their civic duty on him.