Showing posts with label hookers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hookers. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Spitz-On-Her Might Come Back






Who says you can't fuck some whores and get a job in politics? After being caught in a sex scandal for hiring hookers in March 2008, former Governor of New York City, Eliot Spitz-On-Her may get a second chance at a political career.

Peter Elkind, author of "Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer" thinks "the financial meltdown has really accelerated the potential speed of his rehabilitation. It's just a horrific disaster and people are looking to see who was on the right side of that issue, and he was as attorney general."

A recent poll of New York voters showed that 58% don't want Spitz-On-Her's dick roaming the state offices, however that's a big improvement from last year's poll which showed 68% Spitz-On-Her haters.

That's a 13% drop, so if my math is correct and this trend continues, in a little over 4 years he'll have his ass back in office and some hookers back under his desk performing their civic duty on him.



Friday, March 26, 2010

Tiger Woods Sees His Shadow





Hey Tiger - you can come out of hibernation. Your long cold winter is over and you can count your lucky hoes that the smeglight is now shining on Jesse "Monkey" James.

I'm sure Howard Stern is already thinking sequel to his Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, but I have a few ideas of my own. Tell me what you think.

Survivor: STDs - the Tiger Tribe vs the Monkey Tribe. The winners eat lobster and the losers get crabs.

Mistress Idol - vote for your favorite ho plus the top 10 then go on the whore tour for the summer.

Prostitute Island - Married couples agree to live with the mistresses in order to test the strength of their relationships.

America's Got Talent - each mistress shows off her best "talent".

Dancing With The Skanks - pole dancing at its best!

Or how about Biggest Loser, America's Next Top Call Girl, Hooker Apprentice.

I'm telling you the ideas are endless and with a few more scandals we might get a chance to produce them all so let the whoring begin!

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