Lindsay Lohan An Appentrice?

It seems everyone wants to bring the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck to their shows. First Dr. Drew tried to nab her for Celebrity Rehab and now Donald Trump has approached her for Celebrity Apprentice 4.

Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan told People Magazine, "Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes. I think it’s a great idea for her, but Lindsay has two movies coming up, so I don’t know if Lindsay has time. It may conflict with her schedule."

I like how Dina tries to make it look like Lindsay is actually busy working. The only thing these shows may conflict with are her drinking and partying. And what movies is she working on? She got kicked off the only movie we knew of.

Lindsay still thinks she's a movie star and sees these shows as beneath her, but if she continues as she is, she'll be begging to do one of these shows in no time.

Celebrity Rehab Is Back On

After just recently posting that the popular reality show Celebrity Rehab was postponed due to lack of stars, the show is now back on schedule.

It's kind of sad when Tila Tequila is the most relevant celeb among this bunch, but here are your 2010 Rehabees - Tila Tequila, former Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand, rapper Bizzy Bone and newly signed druggee Bonnie Pointer - who you say? Well, yeah, she's a nobody now, but she was someone in the 70's.  That is until she left the sister act and the Pointer Sisters become huge in the 80's. That's right, you heard me, the Pointer Sisters and I can see why she would start doing drugs. Wouldn't you if you made a dumbass move like leave a group just as they are starting to take off.

She's so excited and she just can't hide it. Let's hope she loses control 'cause I think I'd like it.

Celebrity Rehab In Rehab

Come on people! Where are all the celebrity messes? Don't you see you're affecting other's livelihood? Get on the show! Do your part to save Celebrity Rehab.

The reality show with Dr. Drew Pinsky has been put on hold because stars are too pussy to go on it. Why wouldn't they want their insane filled lives filmed?

The only brave souls to agree to do the show so far are Tila Tequila, Jason Wahler and rapper Bizzy Bone but that's not enough celebs and do they even qualify as stars?

Where are Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Paula Abdul or Lindsay Lohan?

Actually reports suggest Lindsay Lohan turned down $1 million to appear on the show.

Can you imagine how legend that show would be? Gold - I tell you. Pure white powdered gold!