Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough Win DWTS

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough were crowned the winners of this season's Dancing with the Stars.  Derek couldn't be more happier!   Nicole was happy for about a minute and then used her win to whore out her new single,  "Nobody Can Change Me" which quickly hit the airwaves immediately after her win.

According to ryanseacrest.com,

Scherzinger said her single is, " is an empowering [and uplifting] song. In short, the single reminds you to know who you are and own who you are!" And you can listen to it at her website hernameisnicole.com

I heard the song.  I'm not impressed.  It really sucks! It's repetitive and a little to fake uplifting.  Let's hope she sluts it up for the video and looks eye candy H-O-T.  

And in regards to the PussyCat Dolls, she said, 

"we're looking for new members right now but the music Im focusing on [right now] is my own music. I never left the Pussycat Dolls, Im still PCD for life but Im working on my own album right now."

This is Nicole Scherzinger's second attempt at a solo career. Her first CD was shelved because it sucked as well.  Nicole, you made a good choice to stick with the Pussycat Dolls.  A solid back up plan to fall back on is always wise!  Your solo career may have to wait, again.

Evan Lysacek Is NOT Gay?

Evan Lysacek tells Radar that he's in the market for a brand new boyfriend girlfriend to keep him company.

"I'm lonely. I need a girlfriend. I’m looking for funny, someone who can deal with a busy schedule—which has been a problem in the past. And I don't know, just a cool girl. I need someone to hang out with me.”

Did I miss something?  Evan is straight?  Get the f*ck outta here...No way! 

I will not pay attention to stereotypes - Loves to Dance / Dancing with the Stars
I will not pay attention to stereotypes - American Figure Skater
I will not pay attention to stereotypes - "No time for dating"
I will not pay attention to stereotypes - Johnny Weir wants to out him and so do the rest of the gays
I will not pay attention to stereotypes - Effeminate
I will not pay attention to stereotypes -  A good fag hag is so hard to find!

Seacrest Loves Him Some Barely Legal Action

Ryan Seacrest is a dirty old man.

The American Idol host has reportedly been on a few dates with former Dancing with the Stars regular and minor Julianne Hough.

The pair were spotted out together last month, but Hough, who is now pretending to be a country music singer, insisted it was a business meeting. hmmmm business? You two are getting down to business and we all know it! Rumors started last month but reps said they only met for a night of hot fucking business with their managers. A rep for Hough, tells Page 6, “We do not wish to comment on Julianne’s private life,” adding that she’ll release her new album on Universal Music Group’s Mercury Nashville label this fall. Wait, did she release an album already? I bet it was one of those silent smash hits on the charts for those core country listeners. Yehhhawwww!

If I do the math - Ryan Seacrest is 36 years old, who insists he's not fucking Julianne Hoff, 22.  That's a 14 year difference.  Never would I have imagined Ryan so kinky as I imagined him very gay.  It's clearly, so very porn, like a scene from "Barely Legal" or "Young 'n Hot Naughty Nymphos.  Somebody is definitely screaming "oh daddy, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me" during some very hard poon pouding.  I'm hoping they'll have a sex tape one day. Go Seacrest out go!

Hmmm I wonder what Simon, Randy, Kara and Ellen must think of this relationship? Simon must be somewhat relieved because the gay bashing rumours may come to a temporary halt.  Randy is definitely feeling it dog and must be offering Seacrest some advice - "Dog, give it your best, I know you'll find [sex] aight, dog".  And while Kara smiles and cries tears of joy, poor Ellen just wishes she had muff of her own.

Strippers And Dancers Up In Arms

Strippers and dancers around the world will be pole dancing at half-mast today as one of their own goes down.


Pamela Anderson can no longer shake her money makers on Dancing With the Stars after she was voted off from competition last night most likely by jealous housewives who hate on hot babes.

Asked about her departure, the sexpot told US magazine "It was kind of surreal. Maybe we'll wake up and it didn't really happen!" Oh it did happen but that's ok. This opens up your time to pursue other things.
"I have a mannequin in my bedroom, so I'm learning how to sew."

I see a future line for her fellow ho-mates. Stripperella Inc.

DWTS: Pam Hearts Damian And So Does Bruno Tonioli

EXCITING NEWS FOR CANADIAN VIEWERS ...

Thanks to Pamela Anderson and her Aussie dancing gay partner Damian Whitewood, Canadians will have the opportunity to vote for their favorite pole dancing stripper on Dancing with the Stars starting this Monday.   Pam used the power of her spray-on tan aerosol cans to influence the judges' decision to allow Canadians to be a part of the show.

However, as viewers watch in awe each week as Pam's partner rubs up against her tits and va-jay-jay,  it's judge Bruno Tonioli who can't seem to stop his dick from erupting when he watches Pam grind up against Damian's Whitewood.

 "I can only think of sex, sex, and more sex, The dirtier the better!" said Bruno.

Asked how Damian felt about the judge's comments and score?  Damian's eyes lit up.
"Oh, ick on da snatch, now if ya be tookin' me language mate, I be fookin' catchin' Bruno's driftwood I be."

And would the judges please reveal their scores..... [Bruno] 10!