Seacrest Stalker ....Out!

Ryan Seacrest's stalker was sentenced on Monday to two years in state prison and ordered to stay away from Seacrest for the next 10 years.


Chidi Benjamin Uzomah Jr. got the maximum sentence.

Seacrest's lawyer said "Ryan is extremely appreciative of the work of the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office in this matter."

Why would anyone stalk Ryan? It's not like he's any of the studs from Twilight.  Now any one of them, I would stalk!

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough Win DWTS

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough were crowned the winners of this season's Dancing with the Stars.  Derek couldn't be more happier!   Nicole was happy for about a minute and then used her win to whore out her new single,  "Nobody Can Change Me" which quickly hit the airwaves immediately after her win.

According to ryanseacrest.com,

Scherzinger said her single is, " is an empowering [and uplifting] song. In short, the single reminds you to know who you are and own who you are!" And you can listen to it at her website hernameisnicole.com

I heard the song.  I'm not impressed.  It really sucks! It's repetitive and a little to fake uplifting.  Let's hope she sluts it up for the video and looks eye candy H-O-T.  

And in regards to the PussyCat Dolls, she said, 

"we're looking for new members right now but the music Im focusing on [right now] is my own music. I never left the Pussycat Dolls, Im still PCD for life but Im working on my own album right now."

This is Nicole Scherzinger's second attempt at a solo career. Her first CD was shelved because it sucked as well.  Nicole, you made a good choice to stick with the Pussycat Dolls.  A solid back up plan to fall back on is always wise!  Your solo career may have to wait, again.

Seacrest Loves Him Some Barely Legal Action

Ryan Seacrest is a dirty old man.

The American Idol host has reportedly been on a few dates with former Dancing with the Stars regular and minor Julianne Hough.

The pair were spotted out together last month, but Hough, who is now pretending to be a country music singer, insisted it was a business meeting. hmmmm business? You two are getting down to business and we all know it! Rumors started last month but reps said they only met for a night of hot fucking business with their managers. A rep for Hough, tells Page 6, “We do not wish to comment on Julianne’s private life,” adding that she’ll release her new album on Universal Music Group’s Mercury Nashville label this fall. Wait, did she release an album already? I bet it was one of those silent smash hits on the charts for those core country listeners. Yehhhawwww!

If I do the math - Ryan Seacrest is 36 years old, who insists he's not fucking Julianne Hoff, 22.  That's a 14 year difference.  Never would I have imagined Ryan so kinky as I imagined him very gay.  It's clearly, so very porn, like a scene from "Barely Legal" or "Young 'n Hot Naughty Nymphos.  Somebody is definitely screaming "oh daddy, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me" during some very hard poon pouding.  I'm hoping they'll have a sex tape one day. Go Seacrest out go!

Hmmm I wonder what Simon, Randy, Kara and Ellen must think of this relationship? Simon must be somewhat relieved because the gay bashing rumours may come to a temporary halt.  Randy is definitely feeling it dog and must be offering Seacrest some advice - "Dog, give it your best, I know you'll find [sex] aight, dog".  And while Kara smiles and cries tears of joy, poor Ellen just wishes she had muff of her own.

Justin Bieber is Really Dating the Palm Sisters

Justin Bieber is playing the field?   Uhmm, you're 15?

In an interview with talk40.com, Justin claims: "Actually now I'm dating Celine Dion and Shania Twain. I'm dating both of them".

And when asked about Kylie Minogue? It's apparently over between them.

Could there be anymore gay to this story? Is the truth really OUT there?  It seems Justin is spending a little too much time fantasizing and with his hands, no doubt.  He's just Seacrest  s-c-r-e-a-m-i-n-g to come out of the closet.

Next we'll hear the Beav talk about a dream date with Madonna and Britney Spears or perhaps the thrill of a duet with Liza Minnelli or Bette Midler.

Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are "Friendly"

Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell have a special relationship.  They are alway tossing around gay banters toward each other.

"We're actually friendly," the "Idol" host said." "We don't hold a grudge. We have a very competitive spirit and attitude on the show, but we're friends."

I believe "friendly" is the closeted man's way of saying oral happens often and when it does the ground shakes!

They whisper sweet nothings in each others ears!          They make googly eyes at each other :)              And this is what they like to do :P