Paris Hilton is...Twat Of The Day

What the hell is her problem? If I was a friend of Paris Hilton, I would ask that she never add my info to her phone because this clutsy dizzy ho seems to constantly misplace things - her clothes, her men, her dog, her phone.

Hilton took to the Twitter airwaves last week in a panic twat, warning her friends, "I lost my phone last night, so if you texted me last night or today and I didn't answer, it's cause I didn't get it."

WTF - buy a clue..or a brain..or maybe try ginseng.  I hear that can help boost memory. 

Twat Of The Day

"Going to catch up on LOST. I have a couple on my Tivo that I haven't seen yet.  Can someone please explain to me what the heck is going on?"

Poor Paris Hilton. She's dumb as a rock.  The series will be done for good in a couple of weeks and she's tweeting - still wondering what's happening,

Hey Twat, why are you watching it if you can't comprehend it.

Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?

Dear Paris Hilton,

Are you still whoring 'round, all dizzy and being y'all  "that's hot"? Do you still believe "no matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy”?   

Cuz, I'm thinking you have no tits and big girls wear bras.   I'm sure training bras hurt and they are uncomfortable but honey, something needs to be done with those chickadees.   I'm sure even with all that confidence coming out of your ass, deep down it must be awful to see yourself in the mirror and notice the only two bumps on your body are your knees.  Sugar, that's not hot, nor sexy.  

Paris, go see Dr. Hollywood!  Pronto!   And  don't be embarrassed if the doctor accidentally gives you Clearasil for those bumps.  
Tell him you want bigger TITS!

- MotherChuck