Dear Paris Hilton,
Are you still whoring 'round, all dizzy and being y'all "that's hot"? Do you still believe "no matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy”?
Cuz, I'm thinking you have no tits and big girls wear bras. I'm sure training bras hurt and they are uncomfortable but honey, something needs to be done with those chickadees. I'm sure even with all that confidence coming out of your ass, deep down it must be awful to see yourself in the mirror and notice the only two bumps on your body are your knees. Sugar, that's not hot, nor sexy.
Paris, go see Dr. Hollywood! Pronto! And don't be embarrassed if the doctor accidentally gives you Clearasil for those bumps.
Tell him you want bigger TITS!
- MotherChuck
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