Lindsay Lohan Is... Twat Of The Day

Lindsay Lohan twatted "It just sucks when nothing positive about how great I'm feeling and happy I am is being reported".

Well that may because no one believes you and sure enough Associate Press reported today that Lohan's bail doubled today to $200,000.

It was determined that BloHan violated the terms of her release. Although details weren't revealed, D.A.'s spokesperson said it was an "alcohol related violation".

Keep it up SloHan and they'll be putting your crazy ass in jail.

CoCo is ... TWAT of the Day

Ice-T must be so proud of his wife because she is one CLASSY lady!

Coco is coo-coo for cocco, Twats:

"Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them".

This child will have this image following her the rest of her life.  Let's hope she doesn't fall deeper in the crack of her huge tits and suffocate.  

Coco you are truly MotherChuck's twat of the day!

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Kellan Lutz Joins The Twatting World

When Kellan Lutz signed up for Twitter, he submitted this photo to get his account verified and wrote "Trying to get verified… hope this works. HaHaHa @kellanlutz."

Once verified, he quickly got more than 100,000 followers.  Welcome Kellan.  I'm hoping you can one day be MotherChuck's Twat Of The Day.

Eliza Dushku is ...Twat Of The Day

Eliza Dushku, who is dating former NBA star Rick Fox, got a little psycho when she saw Dancing With the Stars' Vienna Girardi look at her Fox in a wrong way.

Immediately PushKumsToShove twatted “I will CUT you!” and posted a pic of Girardi staring at Fox. "Keep yo' eyes on yo' own meat!"

That's some premeditated shit. The crazy meter just went off the chart!

I know you've now had two TV flops with Dollhouse and Tru Calling, but you need to control yourself. Maybe anger management classes? You should have plenty of time for that now.

She later dismissed her insanity as a joke. Some joke!

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Ashton Kutcher is...Twat Of The Day

Ashton Kutcher thinks it's OK for a 16 year old to perform oral lap dances and act all slutty and in his latest twats, defends Skanky Cyrus.

"Ur comments on Miley are completely unwarranted. She's 17... Judgment is unbecoming. I think it's important to think about the context of the event she was at. It's not like she was at a club with some stranger."

Reality check Kutcher. She was 16 at the time - giving a lap dance to a co-worker, in front of other co-workers! And tell me Ashton - how many other jobs do you think would tolerate this whore-ish behavior at a workplace from a teenager??  Real classy. Twat.


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Celebrities Have No Life And Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

While regular folks worry about little things like trying to hold on to their job or even finding one, celebrities have much more time to worry about important things like... Twitter not working properly??? Is this for real?  Who gives a shit! So Twitter is down - get a life! 

The celibretards were all like "OMG what will I do? How am I going to tell everyone what I'm doing this instant?"  I can't believe this -- stars were actually in a panic over this.


Twitter was hacked into on Tuesday and users were being told that they not only had no followers but were not being followed either.  When Twitter eventually fixed the bug, Ashton Kutcher, fresh from probably fucking his wife twatted "Whew!"

While the bug was being worked on, Kutcher also twatted frantically "Twitter is being hacked by some turkish hacker. haha I have 0 followers." Demi Moore, who also has nothing to do, decided to chime in, "The turkish hacker is really doing a number on twitter wow!"  So sorry to hear Demi - how about just turning to your dumbass husband and telling him what you think, instant of twatting it. I'm sure no one else really wants to hear this.  It must've been tough for you two. You had to actually talk to each other. 

MotherChuck's past twat of the day winner, Justin Bieber, tried to take the title again and guess what? He won it with this barrage of twats: "so i woke up here in LA and Twitter has been hacked. Turns out I am no longer popular." and "Hackers i send a warning…u have now p-d off over 2 million teenage girls. They are more dangerous than Navy Seals.," and finally "only CHUCK NORRIS can save us now…he is the only one still following all of us. haha."  Right Bieber - I can't contain myself - you're just so hilarious.

Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

Justin Bieber's latest twat says "Because I thought this interviewer in NZ said "Jewman" instead of "German" people think I don't know what German is".

Hey Justin, this would make perfect sense if you had only heard and not actually looked at the word on the card.  When the interviewer saw your dunce look at his question, he actually showed you the word written on his card and you looked at it and said "I don't know what that means".  So is your next twat going to try to explain why you didn't know how to read the word "German"?

Twat Of The Day

"Going to catch up on LOST. I have a couple on my Tivo that I haven't seen yet.  Can someone please explain to me what the heck is going on?"

Poor Paris Hilton. She's dumb as a rock.  The series will be done for good in a couple of weeks and she's tweeting - still wondering what's happening,

Hey Twat, why are you watching it if you can't comprehend it.

Twat Of The Day

She can't help herself - Lindsay Lohan has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.

After trying her best Roy Halladay pitch, with a drink at her ex's head, Lohan twatted incoherently "I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour.". So she's only "pretty sure" but that's more than enough proof to attack in her drug hazed world. 

"Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson." Even her typing is slurred. 

"Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl."
To which Samantha Ronson re-twatted "Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets. One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in."

Twat Of The Day

Here's Jim Carrey's latest twat on his Twitter page. "Because I'm free thinking, some wonder if I'm stoned, but drugs though fun at times, have always brought my creativity 2 a grinding HALT!"

You're right Jim and by my calculations you've been high for the last 6 years because your last burst of creativity came in 2004 when you starred in "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind".